*Is too lazy to fire the welocoming beam*
*fires this instead*
-----WELCOME TO THE HLPBB----!!!
Exits are to your right and left, and flamethrowers are under your seat. Be careful, though, as they are sometimes filled with water. If this is the case, try to club someone with the non-working shotguns in the weapon closet. Also, be careful while wandering the ventilation shafts. If you see a large, six-legged creature that looks really pissed, give him a piece of your lunch and he'll hopefully go away. In the event of an emergency, you can and will be used as a flotation device. Stay out of the admin's closets, and don't touch my stuff. It's not very atomically stable, you see;)