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Offline Polpolion

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who is the man who created it?

I did. And it looks like someone liked it, because it's on the forum now

My greatest contribution to the community!

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*cries
« Last Edit: May 18, 2007, 03:24:24 pm by thesizzler »

 
well, my best contribution to this community is probably one of the longest welcome speechs ever written, and now no more newbs will be welcomed using it...

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*cries
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Offline Mobius

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I'm now forced to help newbies if I want to welcome them...

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*cries

 

Offline jr2

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I meant for it to be an option.  You know, like an intersting museum that you have the option of visiting.  Hence my explaination.
If you wish, you can also take a look at our Welcome SpeechTM, which is no longer used, but is still interesting, in its own way.

 

Offline Roanoke

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I'm glad to say I have never typed a welcome speech.  :no:

 

Offline Mobius

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I just copied two or three times someone else's Speech. I was writing my own...but you all know what happened recently :(

  

Offline jr2

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NEXT:

Attention artillery, prepare beams.

Target kalnaren, fire when ready.

:welcomeorange:

You are hereby officially welcomed to Hard-Light.net.

Exits are to your right and to your left. Be advised, one is watched over by a female Vasudan, and the other by a Terran mechanic, also female.
Under your seat is a giant water gun, bear in mind that it uses superheated plasma accelerated to high sublight speeds, so don't hurt yourself with it.
Above you are the ventilation shafts. Feel free to explore them, there are many places to visit in them. If you meet a Shivan, and you will, don't worry. He's called Carl and he won't eat you if you give him your lunch. If not, well... we'll miss you here.

In case of a real emergency, there are plasma guns and the Hammer of Ban in lockers towards the front. However, only Admins,  :v:, Chuck Norris and a hyperintelligent shade of blue can open the aforementioned lockers.

Have a good day!


END

 
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Offline jr2

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Well I was going to just edit the first post, but the stupid 50000 char cap caught me.  :ick:

 

Offline Falcon

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Let it die.

 

Offline Mefustae

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It's already dead. Jr2 is manipulating the rotting corpse like some kind of sick, twisted marionette.

Let the dead lie, jr2! For the good of that's holy, let the dead lie!

 

Offline Stormkeeper

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... Dang I wanted to necro. I never got a speech, though.
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Offline jr2

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...Apparently, Mefustae never played as Orcs in Warcraft.  Or never played Rage of Mages, either...

 

Offline Mefustae

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Put down your grim puppet, sir! Have you no respect to the fallen?

 
 

Offline Stormkeeper

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Put down your grim puppet, sir! Have you no respect to the fallen?
Nope, not at all.
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