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Offline Unknown Target

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Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
on: May 20, 2006, 10:31:04 pm
Ok, Super Soakers have always been a little on the errr side, in relevance to their name and the "pumping," but this is just a little...creepy :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc


What do YOU call the water? :p
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #1 on: May 20, 2006, 10:36:22 pm
:wtf:

Is it wrong that I see a bunch of 30/40 year old "lonely" men enjoying this commercial?
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
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Offline Turnsky

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #2 on: May 20, 2006, 10:41:15 pm
 :wtf:

that's just.....wrong...
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #3 on: May 20, 2006, 11:28:08 pm
 :lol: :lol: Omg...HLP is t3h funn4y tonight.
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Offline Mars

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #4 on: May 20, 2006, 11:32:42 pm
I have no words.
 

Offline an0n

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #5 on: May 20, 2006, 11:35:35 pm
Was that black kid rubbing it over his nipples?
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Offline achtung

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #6 on: May 20, 2006, 11:41:54 pm
What in the ****.......
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Offline Setekh

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #7 on: May 20, 2006, 11:50:02 pm
Quote from: an0n on May 20, 2006, 11:35:35 pm
Was that black kid rubbing it over his nipples?

I didn't want to believe it. And then I saw it.

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Offline Ferret

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #8 on: May 21, 2006, 12:00:27 am
Hahaha holy **** that's hilarious. Can you imagine the director?

"Alright, so when we squirt you just.... mm... rub your.. mmm .chest.. Okay?"
"What...?

One of these kids friends will find this video in 15 years and they'll never let it down.
 

Offline Rictor

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #9 on: May 21, 2006, 12:01:37 am
Oh yeah, this one. Man, I don't know how something like this could slip by any sane adult, much less the entire agency who made it and the FCC who approved it. I would sincerely like to believe that it wasn't intentional.

"...major pumping required."
 :wtf: :wtf:
 

Offline Mars

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #10 on: May 21, 2006, 12:03:38 am
What channel is this (going to be?) shown on.
 

Offline Janos

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #11 on: May 21, 2006, 12:26:07 am
Quote from: an0n on May 20, 2006, 11:35:35 pm
Was that black kid rubbing it over his nipples?

"AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHH"

lol wtf
 

Offline Ace

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #12 on: May 21, 2006, 12:37:03 am
Quote from: Mars on May 21, 2006, 12:03:38 am
What channel is this (going to be?) shown on.

The Trinity Broadcasting Network ;)
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Offline Grug

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #13 on: May 21, 2006, 04:43:32 am
Quote from: an0n on May 20, 2006, 11:35:35 pm
Was that black kid rubbing it over his nipples?

:lol:

I guess because it promotes more violence than sex it got straight through? :p
 

Offline ilya

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #14 on: May 21, 2006, 02:22:40 pm
Just  :eek2:
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Offline WeatherOp

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #15 on: May 21, 2006, 02:35:17 pm
Buhahahahahahahahahaha. :lol:
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #16 on: May 21, 2006, 04:21:41 pm
I figured it would be a wet T-shirt thing...not this.

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Offline Dough with Fish

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #17 on: May 21, 2006, 07:02:14 pm
Welcome to a month ago.

But, yeah that is soo fraking disrubing. I want to know what Hasbro is thinking right now.
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Offline Taristin

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #18 on: May 21, 2006, 07:05:42 pm
THATS HOT </hilton>
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Offline Grug

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Re: Questionable Super Soaker commercial...
Reply #19 on: May 21, 2006, 10:13:42 pm
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