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Offline redmenace

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Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
I'm tired of all commercials.
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Offline Nuke

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
comercials are what they called spam before the internet. back then spam was a caned meat, whos animal orgin is unknown, which was invented back during ww2 as food for the soldiers. dispite that noone buys it because of its fat content, you can still buy spam at the grocery store. unless of course you live in a country, like mexico, where if violates the local health ordinances. :D
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
comercials are what they called spam before the internet. back then spam was a caned meat, whos animal orgin is unknown, which was invented back during ww2 as food for the soldiers. dispite that noone buys it because of its fat content, you can still buy spam at the grocery store. unless of course you live in a country, like mexico, where if violates the local health ordinances. :D

I think Spam is Salted Pork and Ham. Therefore it's all pig meat!

I could be wrong though!

There is a new kind of Spam out, flavoured with black pepper!
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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
Spam PWNS corned beef, SPam is great i could happily buy a tin and just eat it like a meat-lolly.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Offline Wobble73

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
Spam PWNS corned beef, SPam is great i could happily buy a tin and just eat it like a meat-lolly.

Spam up, get out the can
Spam up, just to feed your man!...... :wakka:
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Offline Nuke

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
i carved an apollo fighter out of a can of spam once, i wish i had taken pics :D
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
i carved an apollo fighter out of a can of spam once, i wish i had taken pics :D
What, did you go all Close Encounters carving stuff at the dinner table at the bemusement of the rest of your family?

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
i carved an apollo fighter out of a can of spam once, i wish i had taken pics :D
What, did you go all Close Encounters carving stuff at the dinner table at the bemusement of the rest of your family?

I can just imagine zods at the end of that film going "bup'up abup bup" instead of the Close encounters jingle.....
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline vyper

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
Hehe, bout frigging time.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
I think Spam is Salted Pork and Ham. Therefore it's all pig meat!

I could be wrong though!

There is a new kind of Spam out, flavoured with black pepper!

*insert annoying buzzer sound* Scientifically Produced Animal Matter.

Whatever that means.
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
I think Spam is Salted Pork and Ham. Therefore it's all pig meat!

I could be wrong though!

There is a new kind of Spam out, flavoured with black pepper!

*insert annoying buzzer sound* Scientifically Produced Animal Matter.

Whatever that means.

I stand corrected!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
 
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
Actually, I believe it's SPiced-hAM, if I remember correctly.

But, I propose we get one of our American members to check out the Spam museum in Austin, Minnesota for the true meaning behind Spam. An epic journey indeed.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2006, 09:17:36 am by Mefustae »

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
http://media.hormel.com/templates/knowledge/knowledge.asp?id=9
Just visit the SPAM museum to learn about it.  :eek2:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
http://media.hormel.com/templates/knowledge/knowledge.asp?id=9
Just visit the SPAM museum to learn about it.  :eek2:

I like, they had a Spam Jam day on MondayTuesday! (Monday they were closed to prepare for Spam Jam 2006) What an interesting combination of flavours that would be! :lol:

Mind you they'll have a museum for anything these days, you know there's a lawnmower museum in Soutport!! ::)
« Last Edit: July 19, 2006, 09:43:49 am by Wobble73 »
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
 
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
 :jaw: No way! Seriously? I am so cancelling my trip to florence next week and i'm hitting southport...........
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline ZylonBane

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
comercials are what they called spam before the internet.
Ummm, no. The only thing spam has in common with TV commercials is that they're both trying to sell something.

Spam is more closely equivalent to junk mail, in that it's delivered directly to you. Commercials can be avoided simply by turning off the TV.
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
And spam can be dealt with by deleting the e-mails.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline ZylonBane

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
Yes, thank you Lord of the Obvious.
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Tired of Mac Commercials?
Yes, thank you Lord of the Obvious.
Commercials can be avoided simply by turning off the TV.

Just following your lead, sir.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!