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Offline aldo_14

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Extra anus kills four-legged chick
on: October 27, 2006, 08:47:41 am
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #1 on: October 27, 2006, 09:23:40 am
That's......creepy.....

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He was found dead on Friday and is now in the Dickeys' freezer waiting to be stuffed.

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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #2 on: October 27, 2006, 09:31:02 am
Anal-related death causes four-legged chick to be stuffed by Dickey's.

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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #3 on: October 27, 2006, 09:33:57 am
It can be rearranged to alter the cause of death? ;)
 

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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #4 on: October 27, 2006, 09:36:12 am
Quote from: nuclear1 on October 27, 2006, 09:31:02 am
Dickey's stuffs Four-Legged Chick; Chick suffered anal-related death

Better?
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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #5 on: October 27, 2006, 09:38:05 am
:lol:
 

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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #6 on: October 27, 2006, 01:40:27 pm

my greatest work to date a chicken with two asses!!!
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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #7 on: October 27, 2006, 01:53:37 pm
Reminds me of an AT-AT...:p
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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #8 on: October 27, 2006, 04:49:48 pm
It would have been awesome if it lived to adult hood and produced viable 4-legged offspring ;)
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Offline Tyrian

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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #9 on: October 27, 2006, 05:01:42 pm
Wonder if you could get a blood sample and clone it... 

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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #10 on: October 27, 2006, 06:12:40 pm
Then Bush would sign some retarded anti-chicken act, so that pancakes and KFC becomes encouraged.
 

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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #11 on: October 27, 2006, 08:37:48 pm
I bet this wasn't genetic.
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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #12 on: October 27, 2006, 09:44:30 pm
Quote from: Dark RevenantX on October 27, 2006, 06:12:40 pm
Then Bush would sign some retarded anti-chicken act, so that pancakes and KFC becomes encouraged.

"It's a free market solution to the balshepmous* evildoing four legged chickens. We must stay the course or else the darkness of the gay clone aborted chickens destroy our freedom."

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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #13 on: October 27, 2006, 10:54:52 pm
Perhaps someone will dedicate a creature in Spore to the fella.
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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #14 on: October 28, 2006, 01:41:19 am
I feel bad for that chicken :{
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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #15 on: October 28, 2006, 10:51:56 pm
Anyone remember that farm cartoon, where they had cross bred a chicken with a caterpillar, drumsticks ftw. :D
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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #16 on: November 01, 2006, 10:56:39 am
poor chicken, I dunno what to say though... the news itself was quite the odd one in a while starting from the headline :F
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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #17 on: November 07, 2006, 05:55:47 am
Quote from: Sandwich on October 27, 2006, 10:54:52 pm
Perhaps someone will dedicate a creature in Spore to the fella.

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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #18 on: November 07, 2006, 06:28:14 am
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Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Reply #19 on: November 08, 2006, 04:56:42 am
:lol:
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