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Offline Sarafan

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Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Seeing that we all like FS a little too much, it's exactly that, whats written on the side of your ship? :D

Driving drunk is wrong, flying drunk isnt!

Real pilots fight with morning stars!

I dont stop for shivans.

Shivans:

This way to Capella.

My other ship is a Sathanas.

Mobile BBQ service.

It's MOLOCH! Say it right!

 

Offline Cobra

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
It's MOLOCH! Say it right!

You didn't get that from me, did you? :D
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Of course I did. :p

 

Offline Harbinger of DOOM

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
"Real pilots fight with morning stars!"

Hahaha :lol:
aldo_14 ~ "The ego has landed."
an0n ~ "Wheee, I can spam and no-one will notice!"

 

Offline 0rph3u5

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
For the terrans among us:

This wingman has no brain. Use your own.

For our vasudan firends:

I like HEADZ!

For our shivan friends:

I don't break for Supernovas!
[to be continued]
« Last Edit: December 31, 2006, 05:04:46 am by 0rph3u5 »
"When you work with water, you have to know and respect it. When you labour to subdue it, you have to understand that one day it may rise up and turn all your labours into nothing. For what is water, which seeks to make all things level, which has no taste or colour of its own, but a liquid form of Nothing?" - Graham Swift, Waterland

"As you sought to steal a kingdom for yourself, so must you do again, a thousand times over. For a theft, a true theft, must be practiced to be earned." - The terms of Nysa's curse, Pathfinder: Kingmaker

"...because they are not Dragons."

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
'We can't spell Hatshepsut but we can hit it with our turrents!'

 

Offline Trivial Psychic

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Based on how the FS2 campaign progresses, it seems like Command has its own bumper sticker placed on the Iceni, written in invisible ink that only its pilots can see... unfortunately, it also seems to be in a spectra that Vasudans can't always see:

"Do Not Shoot This Ship"
The Trivial Psychic Strikes Again!

 

Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
I dont care about being a pawn, I care about shooting them!

Have Kayser, will travel.

For any elite squadron:

GTVA trouble shooters, tell us your troubles, and we'll shoot them down.

On a Mara:

If you think I'm in trouble look behind you and salute the Sathanas.

Snakes on a Colossus.

Shivans on a Colossus.

I brake on shivans.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2006, 11:12:21 pm by Sarafan »

 

Offline Turey

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
WWCD? (What Would Command Do?)

I use ~k.

DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!

They spent 20 years on it, and the best they could come up was a giant squirt gun?!?!?

Where's Bosch?

DISCO INFERNO!
Creator of the FreeSpace Open Installer.
"Calm. The ****. Down." -Taristin
why would an SCP error be considered as news? :wtf: *smacks Cobra*It's a feature.

 

Offline WeatherOp

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
"If you see Alpha1 running, try to catch up"

"one helmet, $290, two kayers, $67,000,000, one Herc 2, $don't ask, one can of bug spray=priceless"

"Command says: if this ship is disabled, save the ship first."

"please donate rear mirrors"

"Read Karajorma's guide to survival"
Decent Blacksmith, Master procrastinator.

PHD in the field of Almost Finishing Projects.

 

Offline BS403

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Honk if you're horny.
http://woogleville.myminicity.com/

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

 

Offline 0rph3u5

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
"Theme Park Nebula"-bumper stickers:

The Nebula. It feels like falling through clouds.

The Nebula. A place you must have been.

The Nebula. A Shivan's dreamland

terran ones:

THIS is ductape!

shivan ones:

Stop when the red light flashes.

NTF honor member.

My mechanic has five arms.
"When you work with water, you have to know and respect it. When you labour to subdue it, you have to understand that one day it may rise up and turn all your labours into nothing. For what is water, which seeks to make all things level, which has no taste or colour of its own, but a liquid form of Nothing?" - Graham Swift, Waterland

"As you sought to steal a kingdom for yourself, so must you do again, a thousand times over. For a theft, a true theft, must be practiced to be earned." - The terms of Nysa's curse, Pathfinder: Kingmaker

"...because they are not Dragons."

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
How's my Shivan-killing? Tell Command!

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
"Warning: pilot has only 1000 credits of missiles onboard."

The classic "Your ass here." with an arrow to the guns.

"Headz. It's what's for dinner." (Alternately replace "Headz" with "Spacecrack".)

"My other ship is a juggernaut."

"Keep honking, I'm waiting on the support ship."

"If I wanted your opinion, I would have blown you out of your ship so I could ask in person."

Anything Shivan: "LUNCH." in large red letters. (With apologies to Pyro MX.)

"Terran Pride." (NTF logo optional. Substitute "Vasudan" or "Shivan" if you wish.)

Any anticapital beam-equipped ship. "I'm batting 1000. You?" (Notice anticap beams never miss?)
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
SHOOT ME :lol:

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
I dont care about being a pawn, I care about shooting them!

Have Kayser, will travel.

For any elite squadron:

GTVA trouble shooters, tell us your troubles, and we'll shoot them down.

On a Mara:

If you think I'm in trouble look behind you and salute the Sathanas.

LOL!!

On the Colossuss:

"Papa's got a brand new BAT!"

"FOUR!!!"
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
On the back of the Sathanas: Move in front of me, please. Thank you for your cooperation.

 

Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
My other fighter is your fighter, once I disable you and take it!

On a meson bomb:

I wont exist in 5 seconds.  And in 10, neither will you.

Beam cannons means not having to say you're sorry.

If you can read this, Command is an ass.

On a stealth fighter:

If you can read this, wait, oh, ****!

On a Sathanas:

Yes, its 4 BFRed, no, I'm not overcompensating.

On a Deimos/Sobek:

If you can read this, you've obviously forgotten this warship has rear facing beam turrets.

 

Offline Dysko

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
On a Vasudan fighter:

Put your neck here.
My aircraft spotting website: GolfVictorSpotting.it

 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
This topic is becoming an instant-classic... anyways here are my contributions...

If you can't see this, call GTVA command.
Mass Murderer.
Duct tape holds this fighter together!
Serial fighter-pilot.
I wish they had "quadruple ace"...
My duct tape up your arse would be a heck of alot more painful then this harpoon!
One kill is an acheivement. One thousand is a career.
The Shivans have eighty Sathanas. GTVA has Alpha 1.
Real men fire pink lasers!
My subspace drive isn't as rusty as it looks!
My subspace drive does more then just viberates!
If you call my Tempests dumb, I'll call you dead!
I love BoE-style battles... They take a beating and I get free kills!
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.