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Offline colecampbell666

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Jesus wants to send you spam!
on: March 31, 2008, 06:10:45 pm
http://www.jesus2020.com/index.html

Click the link on the bottom of the page.

"We would like to send you... "information"
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 06:24:51 pm
GET OUT OF HERE /b/!
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 06:32:27 pm
It's too late, red. They're already here.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 06:52:29 pm
The Rick Roll or the stuff in what that link should of led too?
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 06:53:24 pm
yeah... I know... I'd just like to stem the tide of memes as long as I can. I don't come to HLP to get rickroll'd.
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 06:54:20 pm
It's the April Fools joke :P
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 07:08:14 pm
And seeing how it spreads to all the forums, including closed forums that are supposed to be doing something other than watching Rick Astley's stellar performance, I'd say it is a worthy successor to the Hard Ligh Prductions' infamous line of April Fools Jokes Gone Bad.


Well done. I had my doubts for a while, but deep inside I knew you had it in you.
* Herra Tohtori applaudes loudly :yes2::pimp::yes:
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 10:32:25 pm
I realize now that the rickroll was part of this year's April Fool's joke. In light of this, I have NO CHANGES to make to my earlier posts.

Although I do feel better knowing wtf is going on. :p
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 11:33:19 pm
All you need to know is chaos :P
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 01:08:53 pm
I think I see the AF joke.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Turambar

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 01:59:13 pm
do you now?
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 02:05:50 pm
I'M A HOMO

I get the AF joke too BTW
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 02:09:14 pm
This AF joke is epic because I took this screenie :lol:

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Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline karajorma

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 02:14:44 pm
*bans Nuclear 1*
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Offline Mobius

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 02:14:54 pm
:lol:

In my version, Lobo is the "HOMO" :lol:

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Offline Galemp

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 02:16:38 pm


That post wasn't me! This post is me!

<Mobius>
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Members I've personally met: RedStreblo, Goober5000, Sandwich, Splinter, Su-tehp, Hippo, CP5670, Terran Emperor, Karajorma, Dekker, McCall, Admiral Wolf, mxlm, RedSniper, Stealth, Black Wolf...
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 02:18:13 pm
Noo! They be stealing my username!!1

<Moby>

I have seen many homos here, but...
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Mobius

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 02:18:39 pm
Funny joke, but there can only be one Mobius.

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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 02:21:35 pm
...And it's me!
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Jesus wants to send you spam!
Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 02:21:46 pm
Says you, brighty. For the duration of the day, everyone can be a Mobius. Not to mention a karajorma. Or a G00b3r.

<The FBI>
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
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