Author Topic: OT- Newspeak  (Read 3125 times)

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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Is there anyone here fluent in newspeak? I know only a few words like, doubleplusungood and unpersons.

I have a plan, you see, all those who know newspeak can post in it and confuse other people 'till they're rolling on the floor trying to eat the back of their heads, or something.

Newspeak, Newspeak,
The one for you and me,
Nice 'n' Crispy Newspeak,
All stuck up a tree!

 

Offline Styxx

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Rrriiiiight... :p
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Offline Zeronet

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Your confusing yourself already. Good work :p
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Offline Shrike

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Newspeak?  Is that what Kazan does?
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Odyssey

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Originally posted by Styxx
Rrriiiiight... :p

I take it you haven't read 1984 then...

Petrarch, I think the only person properly fluent in Newspeak is George Orwell, and somehow I don't think he'd be frequenting this board. Otherwise, anyone who would claim to be fluent is just making up the words, which is easy to do :p

 

Offline Zeronet

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Originally posted by Shrike
Newspeak?  Is that what Kazan does?


Hmm, such a perfect oppertunity to make a comment....must resist.

3100 posts yay, hmm this must like 100 posts every 2 days. Hmm.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2002, 02:05:50 pm by 419 »
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Offline Styxx

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Originally posted by Zeronet
3100 posts yay, hmm this must like 100 posts every 2 days. Hmm.


Spammer. :D
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Offline Redfang

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Originally posted by Styxx


Spammer. :D

 
:nod: :D
 
Wait... what are you, sticks?

 

Offline Zeronet

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Originally posted by Styxx


Spammer. :D


Says Styxx, for the past few weeks you,ve been around 200 posts below me.
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Offline phreak

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Offline Kellan

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Originally posted by Zeronet

3100 posts yay, hmm this must like 100 posts every 2 days. Hmm.


You said you never talked about the number of posts you made! Liar. :lol:

You are ungood. :p

 

Offline Zeronet

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Yes it was true before and up to that statement, i didnt say i would continue to do so.
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Offline Kellan

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Contrary bastard.

 

Offline Crazy_Ivan80

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Originally posted by Odyssey

is George Orwell, and somehow I don't think he'd be frequenting this board.


Considering he's dead...

Well, stranger things have happened :D
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Offline Stryke 9

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I'd hardly be suprised if he were even so, considering the psychological states of some people who already frequent here.

The internet comes with its own version of the tongue. Use of the old kind online would be utterly superfluous. And, though the online variety may be unintentional in origin, it seems to have a quite similar effect on the mind.

 

Offline Odyssey

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Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80
Considering he's dead...

Exactly

 
Yeah, i read 1984 last year, but i never bothered reading the explantation of newspeak at the end, so i'll just stick to proper english.
Personally im glad most people here choose to use real english and punctuation, ive seen a lot of boards just turn to babble when some people use abreviated language.

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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And we all know the intricacies (Spelling?) of Japanese Translations!

All you base etc...

 

Offline ZylonBane

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I'd say this entire thread is doubleplus ungood.

But then you have to wonder about someone who calls himself "Petrarch of th VBB". News flash, guy. MOST of us are of the VBB. It's kind of a given. Nobody cares.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Zylon, you will notice that I came to this board long before the VBB closed.