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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
I fell 30,000  feet in Portal today, and I brought the ... bloody ... irritating ... freaking ... garden gnome ... through ALL SIX CHAPTERS of Episode 2 to dump it into the bloody rocket.
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
I couldn't get to the train tracks, I got stuck at the first adviser. It could be that I get like 5 FPS. Or that I was playing on hard. Or that I have a garden gnome, while at the same time a contending with 1 and 2.

And also, I got a concussion doing back handsprings.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
What's with the garden gnome? That would do my nut if i had to carry anything through episode two all the way. . Especially the final strider attack.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
What's with the garden gnome? That would do my nut if i had to carry anything through episode two all the way. . Especially the final strider attack.
You actually just have to carry it to White Forest and deposit into the rocket head. Its an Achievement. One of THE most sadistic ones if I do say so.
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
You find the gnome at the start of the game, and have to carry it through hordes of Antlions, Hunter attacks, and, the most sadistic of all, on a car with no restraints for the gnome. He falls out at the slightest acceleration, you can't turn or he falls, and what's more, you're being chased by a helicopter shooting at you.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline Turambar

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
You find the gnome at the start of the game, and have to carry it through hordes of Antlions, Hunter attacks, and, the most sadistic of all, on a car with no restraints for the gnome. He falls out at the slightest acceleration, you can't turn or he falls, and what's more, you're being chased by a helicopter shooting at you.

i only discovered that annoying bit when i was trying to load up 3 magnussen devices in my side seat to make killing striders easier.

gave that up after i discovered the easiest way to kill hunters was to just run them the **** over
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
gave that up after i discovered the easiest way to kill hunters was to just run them the **** over
I found that out quite early. Two hits with a car or one high speed hit. Or you could just use the charged pulse from the combine rifle.
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Re: Whatever happens in your life
But ammo for that thing is rare (the charged pulses anyway).
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
The charged pulses are all over the place, at all the houses and ammo locations. Its quite hard to save the sawmill, but it has the most charged pulses, if I remember correctly. It also counts in the Achievements list.
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Offline Vretsu

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
I just finished picking heavy things up and putting them down again in rapid succession in a futile and frustrating attempt to build muscle mass.

 

Offline S-99

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
Lol. My lifestyle keeps me building muscle mass. It's called actively living in alaska. Then again, i'm always stuck at my maximum weight 150lbs. CAn't get any heavier. I've tried.
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
I promised to lose weight. ... Eventually. ... Hopefully I'll remember.
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
I promised to lose weight. ... Eventually. ... Hopefully I'll remember.
Good luck with that, fatty.

As for me, I just insulted someone on the internet. My job here is done.

 

Offline Turambar

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
The charged pulses are all over the place, at all the houses and ammo locations. Its quite hard to save the sawmill, but it has the most charged pulses, if I remember correctly. It also counts in the Achievements list.

my car doesnt run out of ammo
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
Lol . . . .
I go to the gym times a week, Sometimes less. All that happens is i stay trim.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
Lol . . . .
I go to the gym times a week, Sometimes less. All that happens is i stay trim.
And he manages to forget the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT part of the sentence.

Reminds me of this:

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#368808 +(8880)- [X]

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline jdjtcagle

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
:lol:
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
ROFFLE i meant to say four. Twenty five minutes on the treadmill. Only seven k an hour. Then i go onto the weight machines and use many reps on light weights. During  my army days i'd bench 75 - 90k nowadays i'm happy with 25 as a fixed rule.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
:lol:

David: "Yay i got laid today!"

Sony: "TMI TMI TMI"

Best part ever!
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Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever happens in your life
i just ran out of weed again
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