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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Akheton board the fun bus people!
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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I was really hoping to Steele some of those puns, but you beat me to them!

Haven't you had Enif puns already?

Did you remember to Pax all your stuff?


(totally didn't just browse the ship database for those...)

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

  • HLP is my mistress
  • Moderator
  • 213
  • Aken Tigh Dekker- you've probably heard me
    • My old squad sub-domain
Loki here. We got ourselves a comedian.  Dis is a really good Fred and if you don't like it you Beta change your attitude.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline deathfun

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I was really hoping to Steele some of those puns, but you beat me to them!

Haven't you had Enif puns already?

Did you remember to Pax all your stuff?


(totally didn't just browse the ship database for those...)


Best trout some butter puns and stop being so shellfish. Cod you let minnow when you've got more?
"No"

 

Offline Beskargam

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  • We'z got a nob to lead us boys, wadaful.
A horse track owner has recently started having problems with his track turning to mud and his horses getting injured. He approaches 3 scientists, an inventor, a chemist, and a physicist, and gives them each 2 weeks to come up with a solution. After the two weeks have passed he returns and asks what they've come up with. The inventor has created an exoskeleton that prevents the horses from falling. The chemist has created a super drug that strengths the horses' muscles. The owner asks the the physicist what he has come up with. The physicist replies: "Well first I assume that the horse is a perfect sphere"......

 
Where do Vasudans make their economy-class freighters?

Satis-factory

 

Offline An4ximandros

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This thread is an Inferno of Mind Games and Frontlines at the Blue Planet. It lies Between the Ashes of our Diaspora.

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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This thread is an Inferno of Mind Games and Frontlines at the Blue Planet. It lies Between the Ashes of our Diaspora.

... Just Another Day at the Hard Light Brigade.
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

  • HLP is my mistress
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  • Aken Tigh Dekker- you've probably heard me
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Dive dive dive related sex joke goes here.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png

 
this thread has somehow managed to go downhill in the last page
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Yeah, it has really hit Post Meridian.

 

Offline Lorric

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Dive dive dive related sex joke goes here.
You know, when that pilot persona says "I'm going down! I'm going down!" Let's just say I always end up thinking of something different to a pilot going down in flames. :D

It's just the way he says it.

  

Offline Colonol Dekker

  • HLP is my mistress
  • Moderator
  • 213
  • Aken Tigh Dekker- you've probably heard me
    • My old squad sub-domain
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png

 
the ntf is the only legitimate authority in this system
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline NeonShivan

  • Previously known as BTA
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  • By the Omnisiah's grace.
Why did little Johnny drop his icecream?

Spoiler:
Because he got hit by a truck
In German even the most beautiful love letter sounds like an execution order -Mito

(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \ All the Single Ladies

( •_•)
\(  (>
  /  \ All the Single Ladies

(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \  Oh Oh Oh

Author of Dusk Wars - A modification for Freespace 2.

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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How do you make a farmer cry?

Spoiler:
Kill his family.
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline NeonShivan

  • Previously known as BTA
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  • By the Omnisiah's grace.
In German even the most beautiful love letter sounds like an execution order -Mito

(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \ All the Single Ladies

( •_•)
\(  (>
  /  \ All the Single Ladies

(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \  Oh Oh Oh

Author of Dusk Wars - A modification for Freespace 2.

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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  • This is fine.
Who's there...?  :nervous:
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline NeonShivan

  • Previously known as BTA
  • 29
  • By the Omnisiah's grace.
In German even the most beautiful love letter sounds like an execution order -Mito

(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \ All the Single Ladies

( •_•)
\(  (>
  /  \ All the Single Ladies

(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \  Oh Oh Oh

Author of Dusk Wars - A modification for Freespace 2.

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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  • This is fine.
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?