Author Topic: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)  (Read 19056 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline NGTM-1R

  • I reject your reality and substitute my own
  • 213
  • Syndral Active. 0410.
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)


I think we can all agree on this one.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline StarSlayer

  • 211
  • Men Kaeshi Do
    • Steam
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

 

Offline watsisname

Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
INCOMING JUMP SIGNATURE!  HOSTILE CONFIGURATION!!!  wait a minute...

OH GOD ITS AN ANTISPIRAL!!!!  :eek:



JUST LOOK AT IT FOR **** SAKES!  LOOK AT THAT CONSTANT SEPARATION DISTANCE OF THE ARMS AS DESCRIBED BY R=A+Bθ1/X -- A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF THE EVIL ARCHIMEDEAN CURVE!  

DESPAAAAAIR. :shaking:
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

  • 210
  • the REAL Nuke of HLP
    • North Carolina Tigers
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
wut
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline Rodo

  • Custom tittle
  • 212
  • stargazer
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
antispiral? like this?
el hombre vicio...

 

Offline redsniper

  • 211
  • Aim for the Top!
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
* redsniper prepares to FIGHT THE POWER!
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Antispirals do not manifest as spirals! They have their name for a reason.

Which can only mean...

SPIRAL NEMESIS IS OCCURING! THE END IS NIGH! *panics*
"You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" -DEATH, Discworld

"You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard!"

 

Offline Rodo

  • Custom tittle
  • 212
  • stargazer
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Now THIS is dangerous stuff.
el hombre vicio...

 
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
The Japanese Giant Hornet (vespa mandarinia japonica)


And everything else here: http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

 

Offline watsisname

Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Quote
Why you must fear it:
It's the size of your thumb and it can spray flesh-melting poison. We really wish we were making that up for, you know, dramatic effect because goddamn, what a terrible thing a three-inch acid-shooting hornet would be, you know? Oh, hey, did we mention it shoots it into your eyes?

Oh God! :shaking:
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline StarSlayer

  • 211
  • Men Kaeshi Do
    • Steam
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Quote
Why you must fear it:
It's the size of your thumb and it can spray flesh-melting poison. We really wish we were making that up for, you know, dramatic effect because goddamn, what a terrible thing a three-inch acid-shooting hornet would be, you know? Oh, hey, did we mention it shoots it into your eyes?

Oh God! :shaking:

They should have put that hive destruction video to Adagio for Strings
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

 
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Those hornets don't scare me, as I'm not a bee.  The Army Ants scare me, as they're like miniature freakin' Tyranids.  Nuke their bivouacs from orbit.  It is the only way to be sure.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline redsniper

  • 211
  • Aim for the Top!
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Those hornets don't scare me, as I'm not a bee.  The Army Ants scare me, as they're like miniature freakin' Tyranids.  Nuke their bivouacs from orbit.  It is the only way to be sure.
I don't think you read the article. Admittedly, it was a while back that I read it, and I don't feel like looking through it again, but the point is: those hornets are known to swarm and kill people and about 50 or so people die every year in Japan that way.
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
A swarm of blind, all-consuming ants is far scarier.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline Scotty

  • 1.21 gigawatts!
  • 211
  • Guns, guns, guns.
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
A swarm of non-blind, flying hornets the size of your thumb or larger that spit flesh-eating acid at your eyes scares the living **** outta me, so I'm afraid I can't agree with your statement.

 

Offline redsniper

  • 211
  • Aim for the Top!
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
(Oh hell, I'm getting out of character...)

*Ahem*

Both are worthy threats, brothers! Eternal vigilance is the only way to preserve our glorious Hard Light. Take care that we don't end up being our own greatest threat!
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 

Offline watsisname

In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline Nuke

  • Ka-Boom!
  • 212
  • Mutants Worship Me
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
the answer is simple

NUKE JAPAN NOW!!!!!
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN

 

Offline qazwsx

  • POST DRUNK GET TITLE
  • 29
    • Minecraft
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
the answer is simple

NUKE JAPAN NOW!!!!!

well, that didn't get rid of them back in 1945 :P
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife

 

Offline Nuke

  • Ka-Boom!
  • 212
  • Mutants Worship Me
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
the answer is simple

NUKE JAPAN NOW!!!!!

well, that didn't get rid of them back in 1945 :P

there are some reasons for that.

1. our nukes were all newbs. we didnt have 1337 nukes yet.
2. we only had a couple, and they surrendered before we could make more
3. hippies, i know they had something to do with this.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN