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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Akheton board the fun bus people!

 
I was really hoping to Steele some of those puns, but you beat me to them!

Haven't you had Enif puns already?

Did you remember to Pax all your stuff?


(totally didn't just browse the ship database for those...)

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Loki here. We got ourselves a comedian.  Dis is a really good Fred and if you don't like it you Beta change your attitude.

 

Offline deathfun

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I was really hoping to Steele some of those puns, but you beat me to them!

Haven't you had Enif puns already?

Did you remember to Pax all your stuff?


(totally didn't just browse the ship database for those...)


Best trout some butter puns and stop being so shellfish. Cod you let minnow when you've got more?
"No"

 

Offline Beskargam

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A horse track owner has recently started having problems with his track turning to mud and his horses getting injured. He approaches 3 scientists, an inventor, a chemist, and a physicist, and gives them each 2 weeks to come up with a solution. After the two weeks have passed he returns and asks what they've come up with. The inventor has created an exoskeleton that prevents the horses from falling. The chemist has created a super drug that strengths the horses' muscles. The owner asks the the physicist what he has come up with. The physicist replies: "Well first I assume that the horse is a perfect sphere"......

 
Where do Vasudans make their economy-class freighters?

Satis-factory

 

Offline An4ximandros

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This thread is an Inferno of Mind Games and Frontlines at the Blue Planet. It lies Between the Ashes of our Diaspora.

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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This thread is an Inferno of Mind Games and Frontlines at the Blue Planet. It lies Between the Ashes of our Diaspora.

... Just Another Day at the Hard Light Brigade.
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Dive dive dive related sex joke goes here.

 
this thread has somehow managed to go downhill in the last page
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Yeah, it has really hit Post Meridian.

 

Offline Lorric

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Dive dive dive related sex joke goes here.
You know, when that pilot persona says "I'm going down! I'm going down!" Let's just say I always end up thinking of something different to a pilot going down in flames. :D

It's just the way he says it.

 

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The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline BTA

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Why did little Johnny drop his icecream?

Spoiler:
Because he got hit by a truck
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 /  \ All the Single Ladies

( •_•)
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Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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How do you make a farmer cry?

Spoiler:
Kill his family.
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline BTA

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(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \ All the Single Ladies

( •_•)
\(  (>
  /  \ All the Single Ladies

(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \  Oh Oh Oh

Author of Dusk Wars - A modification for Freespace 2.

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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Who's there...?  :nervous:
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline BTA

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(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \ All the Single Ladies

( •_•)
\(  (>
  /  \ All the Single Ladies

(•_•)
 <)  )/
 /  \  Oh Oh Oh

Author of Dusk Wars - A modification for Freespace 2.

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?