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Offline redsniper

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HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
UPDATE'D

New threat detected!

If you've never seen this thread before, read it. It's pretty fun if I do say so myself. Otherwise, I've put a link to the new content for your convenience.





The sinkhole thread and a certain post therein have inspired me to create a list of the top threats to HLP and the world in general. Forget what the experts tell you or what you hear on the news. This is the stuff you should be worried about. (In no particular order)

Resonance Cascade Scenario (aka Large Hadron Collider)

We all know this is coming if they ever get that frakking LHC fixed. There's a Gordon Freeman look-alike working for CERN and I hear a forward thinking internet user has already mailed him a crowbar. You'd be well advised to get one yourself and prepare for unforseen consequences.

Anti-Spirals

A race whose every effort is spent on exterminating and containing intelligent life. They accomplish this by repeatedly giving their victims a glimmer of hope and then snatching it away until the will to fight is lost. Oh and they can also travel between dimensions with ease and alter the laws of probability.


Sinkholes

I mean seriously. You're just walking down the street and this opens up underneath you. What the hell?

Perpetual Motion

Violating fundamental laws of nature is just asking for trouble. You know why the Anti-Spirals are so nasty? Because they're afraid of stuff like THIS. If something scares them it should definitely scare you!

Clan Invasion

Actually compared to that other stuff, the Clanners just don't seem that worrisome. But hey, if Colbert says it, it's the truth.


So yeah, if that's a bit too much image spam let me know Administration. Otherwise I want to see you lot add on to this. Expect more from me as well (with or without pics depending on the reaction).

Stay vigilant!
« Last Edit: March 01, 2012, 11:58:14 pm by redsniper »
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The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Tell me the Colbert one isn't a shoop.

I pray to god it is real.

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Pretty sure it's a shoop.
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
I'd like to add Vasudan celebrities to that list :nervous:

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
maybe a fat jokes about hades' mom thread
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Snail

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
This is cool.

 

Offline Hades

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
maybe a fat jokes about hades' mom thread
Only if I get to start it!
« Last Edit: June 11, 2010, 02:13:48 pm by Hades »
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Gentlemen I fear you are not taking this thread seriously! There are myriad threats out there, untold numbers of things wanting to cause us harm and misfortune. I cannot hope to document them all myself. I need your help to maintain vigilance and protect our beloved community's safety!
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 

Offline IronBeer

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Gentlemen I fear you are not taking this thread seriously! There are myriad threats out there, untold numbers of things wanting to cause us harm and misfortune.

Derek Smrat?
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Resonance Cascade Scenario (aka Large Hadron Collider)

We all know this is coming if they ever get that frakking LHC fixed. There's a Gordon Freeman look-alike working for CERN and I hear a forward thinking internet user has already mailed him a crowbar. You'd be well advised to get one yourself and prepare for unforseen consequences.

Yes. His name is Brian Cox.

 :P
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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
I have been unable to update this for a while, but that doesn't mean we are not at risk. Nay! If anything, our threats have only grown deadlier and more numerous!

The Pfhor

The Pfhor are a brutal race of interstellar slavers that we'll have to watch out for in about 800 years or so. Pfhortunately we'll have some godly-smart AIs by then along with an immortal cyborg soldier who may or may not be the incarnation of war itself. Which brings us to our next threat...

Durandal

One of the aformentioned godly-smart AIs. The problem with godly-smart AIs is that they have a tendency to go crazy or "rampant" as Bungie likes to say. Durandal aims to outlast the ending of the universe and is determined not to let anything get in his way, including us. So we better stay on his good side.

Thermodynamics*

Speaking  of the universe ending, Heat Death is worth worrying about. Sure it's a long-term problem, but it's a pretty big one. I think we ought to start finding a solution to this now rather than put if off for a billion years or so.

* I realize the illustration is more of a heat transfer thing, but hey close enough right?

Arachnoterrorism

Quote
[22:11] <Battuta> WAIT WHAT THE ****
[22:11] <Battuta> THAT SPIDER IS MADE OF SPIDERS
[22:11] <Battuta> WHAT THE **** WHAT THE ****
[22:11] <Battuta> OH MY ****ING GOD

The Transcendant


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/// CONTACT LOST ///
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
It really frightens me that the author of Transcend is blinking out of existence.

We need to go away from the red place. We need to not listen to the static.

 

Offline Bobboau

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
ironically, to solve heat death, we'd need to violate conservation, and violating conservation justifies the anti-spirals.
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Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, [as] of woollen and linen together

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
i say we just nuke everything
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
I fear this entire thread may be a trick.  a construct designed to misdirect our attentions while something more sinister establishes itself in plain sight.
 
 
 
 
 
:nervous: :shaking:

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Pretty sure it's a shoop.

Damnation and hellfire.
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Offline newman

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
I fear this entire thread may be a trick.  a construct designed to misdirect our attentions while something more sinister establishes itself in plain sight.
 
 
 
 
 
:nervous: :shaking:

Well, a certain someone who shall remain nameless has recently regained the ability to post in blue. My people estimate a week at most before he regains the use of italics again, at which point he will have full blue italic capabilities again. I recommend an air strike before this happens. Consult Nuke on ordinance selection, and get me the President.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2010, 09:08:34 am by newman »
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Never fear comrades! It'll take more than a reality-eating, Pegasus-flying, cosmic horror to keep me down! My last post may have left some of you fearing I had died, but no. I live on to post more threats another day.

Stay vigilant!
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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Offline Aardwolf

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Offline Retsof

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  • Sanity is over-rated.
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Th͏e ͏Trancend̶a҉n̛t̨ i̵s co̷ming.̴ ͟They͟ ̡s͞ay he w̛as ͘h̛u̢man͟ ̵onc͘è,̕ ͏that͏ he ̡v̷oy͢aģèd ҉to ̀t̢h҉e e̵n̸d͝ ͢o͢f͜ ͏the͏ u̧niv͢ers̸e͜,̴ ͝aņd returned ͜às͜ s̶om͏et̡h̡i̵n͡g̢ ̴else̢H̵͟͡e̵̡ w̷a҉͢n̕͜ts̸͟ ͘n̶̡o͡t͏h̵í̸n̡g͟.͘͠ ̕I̡͟ ̨͘c̵͢a͏n̵͡͠ ̷f̶̴e̢҉e͞l͢ ͏́m̷͟y̨̕͜ ̡m̀í҉̶n̵̨d ̨͘s͏̴̸l̵̸͘ipp̨i̸ņg̕.̛ ̢̧ ͡Hé́ ͠͠w̷͘ą͘͜nt̕s ̶͘e̴vé̢r̶y̧t̢h̸̶͝i̷̧ņg ͝͡t̀́o͝͠ ̛be̛ ̨n̨͠o̧͢͞t̛͝h̴̷́ìn͘͡g̢.̵̏ͬͨ͂̌́̾ͮ҉ ͩ̔̽͗ͫ͏I̋̌͘͢͠ ͩ́d̂͑͒̉̆ͯ̑͏o̴̓͐̃͋ͤ̅̃͑̊͠ņ̀͂̋͆̄ͧt͋̀́̍ͦ͒͆̂̐ ̏̄̿ͨ̿͡҉k͐ͯ͗̃ͭ͞ǹo̷̢͌̓̈͌̓͊ͭͩ͝w̛ͥͭ͜͝ ͗̐̑͐ͥͤw̛̋̿ͫ̈́͛ͫ́̚hͫ̄ͯ͆̇͟͝oͦͤ͛́͛́̚ ̾̆̋͗Iͣ̎͒ͭ̑͆̒̅ͭ͘͜ ̓ͨ͑̒̂ͪ͏͏a̵̍̃̂̿̈m̷̛͆̇̒̈́ͧ́̚ ̧̨̽̏̃ͤͥa̅ň͒͋͐ͬ̌ͭ̓̕̕y͊̓̀͂͌ͦ̌m̨̅͜o̷͌ͫͫͥ̏͐̅ͮr͊ͯ͝e͑ͮͣ.̴̈̍͛̉̃ͧ͒͜ ͦͩ̑̀ ̴̐̄ͯ́͋̍͋̚͘͠n̋̎̉̚͟o̢͌̓̈́ͦt̵̨ͣ̔͑̾́̀͡h͛̒̒̕͢͡ī̵͂̑͋͐̋̽̄͏ņ̶̴̈̔̓̂̈̑g̾̎̽͆̾͏́̀.̌̈́̿͐̋̑̀́̀̚ ̽̕͟ ͦ̿ͧ̅I̡̓t͂͒͊̊̄ͧͫͩ̓̀͠s̷̢͗̓ ̛̾̉̋̄̀nͩͬ̎̎ͨͮ̑͏ō̢̧̎̋̋̉̒͛͝t̂͆̽̉̒҉ ̈ͬ̑͂̓̍̏ͮ̃͘m̑̎ͭͤ͟y̔̊͗ͧͥ̿͆ͦ ̵͒̂ͥ̊́̃̕͡t̢ͩͦ̃͞i̵ͦ̀͂ͫ̿̈́ͬ̀ͮm̷̢ͫ̆̆͗ͯe̊̅͑̀̀͘ ̌͐ͪ̽͏̕͢t̓̿͊ͣ̚҉͝͡ǫͦͤ̉̑̈̌͋͏ ͣ͛̓̒͌̐͂ͨd̢̉̓̾̒̒ͩͯ̇i̓ͨ̌ͧ͗ͯͥͯ͜͟e̐̍̏.̵͛̎̂͂͌̊̿̈͡ ̽̉̈̔͆̀͘͡ ͊̂̑͐ͫ̿̕͟n̢ͦ̐͑͞oͦ͗̈́͏t̸̉͆͆̚͏hͪͣ͂̍̅̓̄̊i̓͛̎̍̓̂̈͞ǹͦͮḡ̷̡͋̉̈.̅̓͑
N̢̹͙̠̭̱̮͇͔͎͓͓͈͇̭̏̓̎͋̏͛̃ͪ̈́̃̉̍͊̊ͥ̀̚̚ͅO̴̙̺̞͉̟̔ͩͫ́ͯ̿̎͛̆̄̃͊̇ͦ͋̌̂ͩ͘͟͜͢ͅT̢̡̧̗̤̯̘͈̫̗̥͎̔ͪͥ̉ͯ̿̃̋̒͗ͩͫ̏ͧ̀́Ḩͦͮ̽̄̉ͥͣ̓̂̓̈̊̇͏̹̹͓̘̼̕I̷̲͙̥͉͖̞̯̞̹͑̔̿ͯ͂̓͋ͥͦ̆̔̈́̒̒ͮͥ͂̈̾͜͝N̷̨̨̥̥̦̱͚͔̭̼̭̦̗͇̪͖̬͓̘̫̄̐ͦ̏́ͦ̚͢͠ͅG̃̋̄̄͆̔͌̏ͥ̀̈ͥ̑ͥ́͟҉̥͙̤̦̰
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