Ok so it's this kid's first day on a Pirate ship, and he meets the Captain.
The captain has a patch on his eye, and a peg leg, and a hook on his hand. The kid was like 'wow', and the captain was like 'AAAAArrrrr'
And the kid was like 'Dude what hapened to your hand?'
and the captain was like 'AAAAArrrrrr when i was a young lad, about your age, we were piratin off of Madagascar, and a cannonball took me 'and'
The kid was like 'wow', and the captain was like 'AAAAAAArrrrrr'
And the kid said 'and your leg, what happened to it?'
And the captain was like 'AAAAAArrrrrr, when i was a young lad not much older than yerself, we were in the Bahamas in a storm, i was blown over the side and a shark took me leg.'
and the kid was like 'wow'
and the captain was like 'AAAAAArrrrrr'
and the kid said, tell me about your eye, what hapened to it?
and the captain said, 'one day, when i was a lad about yer age, we were in the waters of the phillipines,
and i was lookin up inta the sky to get our bearings,
'and a bird flyin overhead pooped in me eye.
The kid said, 'Wait a minute, a cannonball took your arm, a shark took your leg, and a bird pooped in your eye?'
'How did bird poop cause you to lose your eye?'
The captain held up his hook and said 'AAAAAr, twas the first day i 'ad me 'ook.'
