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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
The only thing worse than Hornets is Hornets with Saths set as the model file instead of hornet.pof

srsly wtf


Is there anyway to fred that into a mission halfway through it :lol:?

 

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Did you miss my Sathanas launcher turret?


 

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Firing a steady beam of Sathanas Juggernauts at your enemies:

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Bite me, HLPBB. I'll bump it if I want to. This is vital to the existential security of HARD-LIGHT! *ahem*






Brothers, brothers! Paramatma! A new threat looms....


Nano Quadrotors (Proto-manhacks)

Many of us have been following the emergence and refinement of these tiny autonomous aircraft from the frontiers of #hard-light:

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[22:46] <achtung> Actually, have you guys seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YQIMGV5vtd4
[22:46] <achtung> I'm amazed, and I want one.
[22:46] <achtung> No, I want twenty.
[22:47] <achtung> Nano Quadrotors
[22:47] <redsniper> it's crazy
[22:48] <@HerraTohtori> swarm
[22:48] <@HerraTohtori> that can not end well...
[22:48] <@HerraTohtori> those things in formation look freaky
[22:48] <redsniper> ffffuuuuuuuuuuu
[22:48] <achtung> Those will be weaponized.
[22:48] <achtung> I just know it.
[22:48] <@HerraTohtori> cyloooons
[22:48] <redsniper> technology is advancing TOO FAST
[22:48] <achtung> Those will fly right into your ****ing window, and boom!
[22:48] <redsniper> we are play gods!
[22:49] <@HerraTohtori> achtung: nevermind that, they will cut your face wide open
[22:49] <redsniper> manhacks!
[22:49] <dsockwell> manhacks?
[22:49] <redsniper> manhacks
[22:49] <dsockwell> hacks mentioned
[22:49] <redsniper> get your crowbars
[22:49] <redsniper> put in some batting practice
[22:50] <dsockwell> oh manhacks
[22:50] <dsockwell> got it
[22:50] <redsniper> manhacks
[22:50] <achtung> manhacks
[22:52] <achtung> You can hear the cameraman giggle when it flips.
[22:54] <SpardaSon21> ****, manhacks
[22:54] <SpardaSon21> don't bother hiding in the sewers

It is readily apparent that these will soon evolve into Combine Manhacks as seen in the future documentary video game Half-Life 2. Even now we can see how these proto-manhacks are already showing a tendency for melee combat. Below is a photo of a man desperately attempting to fend off a quadrotor swarm. It may be disturbing, but you all need to see this so that you'll know what we're up against.



Our comrade, General Battuta, has recently discovered some shocking new developments on the wilds of the internet: The quadrotors appear to be gaining a sort of swarm intelligence and have been observed creating music.

manhacks seen developing culture http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_sUeGC-8dyk

request hlp threat down update

This is a sign of much more advanced and rapid cultural development than initially predicted. Quadrotors will clearly become a serious threat in the months to come. Make sure you still have your crowbars from the resonance cascade scenario and put in some batting practice. Remain vigilant!
« Last Edit: March 01, 2012, 11:58:44 pm by redsniper »
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
THIS is not a threat..........



It's just cool. :yes:

 

Offline Enzo03

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:eek::yes:
21:20:19   SpardaSon21: "hey baby, want to get a good look at my AC/20?
21:20:26   Spoon: I'd hit it like the fist of steiner

Some people are like Slinkies.  They aren't really good or even useful for anything but they always manage to put a little smile on your face when you give them enough of a push down the stairs.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
THIS is not a threat..........



It's just cool. :yes:

the outlash of boners it creates is kind of a threat.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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I don't care, I may remind you all of Bosch, but i intend to spread this throughout mankind.

 

Offline redsniper

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THIS is not a threat..........

Then what's it doing here? It's old news. We already even had a thread about it, I think.

I know this is your MO Dekker, but it seems like lately ALL of your posts have been like this in ANY thread. I know Spoon's had to deal with it on the WoD board too. Would you kindly take it down a notch?

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The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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I can self-moderate on GD. No worries homie.

 

Offline Firstdragon34

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What is going on here?! I'm halfway of going  :wtf: and  :lol: (Actually, I'm doing both)  :cool:
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There is no sanctuary for us, in this Universe. We will fight the Terror for one last time on this Shining World. May the Transcendent judge us kindly in the Life Stream.

 

Offline Enzo03

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Recall the spiders in the WHIYL Thread
Got that?  Good.  Now direct your attention to Australia:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/thousands-spiders-blanket-australian-farm-escaping-flood-165958059.html

Wolf spiders.  Everywhere.  Escaping floods today, blanketing the world in mass colonies tomorrow!
21:20:19   SpardaSon21: "hey baby, want to get a good look at my AC/20?
21:20:26   Spoon: I'd hit it like the fist of steiner

Some people are like Slinkies.  They aren't really good or even useful for anything but they always manage to put a little smile on your face when you give them enough of a push down the stairs.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Oh dear god, don't let them incite the moths...

I would actually SERIOUSLY burn my own face off....

 

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Offline Veers

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
I must thank thee for reviving this thread..

Now I can have nightmares about giant Japanese hornets instead of cute anime girls... *sigh*.

Thats some f*cked up sh*t though, atleast the native Japanese hornets can fight back and really burn the hornet.
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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
So it might look like a crazy VTOL TLAM with a claw at the moment, but its pretty obvious where things are headed...
Hmm, pretty impressive how they manage to keep it balanced with the robot arm deflecting at that speed. And it flies up to 10 hrs with a 2.2kg payload (in horizontal flight, that is).

But the sound, damn, it sounds like a... Japanese mega-hornet?

 

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Did you miss my Sathanas launcher turret?



Step 1: Take the full-scale Earth model from Inferno

Step 2: Make it into a projectile

Step 3: Set it on rapidfire

Step 4: Great enjoyment

 

Offline redsniper

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That's not what "many-worlds interpretation" means!
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 
Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
This is probably more suitable for the manhacks thread, but I'm weary of necroing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0sOvP9PhDQU