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Offline General Battuta

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Th͏e ͏Trancend̶a҉n̛t̨ i̵s co̷ming.̴ ͟They͟ ̡s͞ay he w̛as ͘h̛u̢man͟ ̵onc͘è,̕ ͏that͏ he ̡v̷oy͢aģèd ҉to ̀t̢h҉e e̵n̸d͝ ͢o͢f͜ ͏the͏ u̧niv͢ers̸e͜,̴ ͝aņd returned ͜às͜ s̶om͏et̡h̡i̵n͡g̢ ̴else̢H̵͟͡e̵̡ w̷a҉͢n̕͜ts̸͟ ͘n̶̡o͡t͏h̵í̸n̡g͟.͘͠ ̕I̡͟ ̨͘c̵͢a͏n̵͡͠ ̷f̶̴e̢҉e͞l͢ ͏́m̷͟y̨̕͜ ̡m̀í҉̶n̵̨d ̨͘s͏̴̸l̵̸͘ipp̨i̸ņg̕.̛ ̢̧ ͡Hé́ ͠͠w̷͘ą͘͜nt̕s ̶͘e̴vé̢r̶y̧t̢h̸̶͝i̷̧ņg ͝͡t̀́o͝͠ ̛be̛ ̨n̨͠o̧͢͞t̛͝h̴̷́ìn͘͡g̢.̵̏ͬͨ͂̌́̾ͮ҉ ͩ̔̽͗ͫ͏I̋̌͘͢͠ ͩ́d̂͑͒̉̆ͯ̑͏o̴̓͐̃͋ͤ̅̃͑̊͠ņ̀͂̋͆̄ͧt͋̀́̍ͦ͒͆̂̐ ̏̄̿ͨ̿͡҉k͐ͯ͗̃ͭ͞ǹo̷̢͌̓̈͌̓͊ͭͩ͝w̛ͥͭ͜͝ ͗̐̑͐ͥͤw̛̋̿ͫ̈́͛ͫ́̚hͫ̄ͯ͆̇͟͝oͦͤ͛́͛́̚ ̾̆̋͗Iͣ̎͒ͭ̑͆̒̅ͭ͘͜ ̓ͨ͑̒̂ͪ͏͏a̵̍̃̂̿̈m̷̛͆̇̒̈́ͧ́̚ ̧̨̽̏̃ͤͥa̅ň͒͋͐ͬ̌ͭ̓̕̕y͊̓̀͂͌ͦ̌m̨̅͜o̷͌ͫͫͥ̏͐̅ͮr͊ͯ͝e͑ͮͣ.̴̈̍͛̉̃ͧ͒͜ ͦͩ̑̀ ̴̐̄ͯ́͋̍͋̚͘͠n̋̎̉̚͟o̢͌̓̈́ͦt̵̨ͣ̔͑̾́̀͡h͛̒̒̕͢͡ī̵͂̑͋͐̋̽̄͏ņ̶̴̈̔̓̂̈̑g̾̎̽͆̾͏́̀.̌̈́̿͐̋̑̀́̀̚ ̽̕͟ ͦ̿ͧ̅I̡̓t͂͒͊̊̄ͧͫͩ̓̀͠s̷̢͗̓ ̛̾̉̋̄̀nͩͬ̎̎ͨͮ̑͏ō̢̧̎̋̋̉̒͛͝t̂͆̽̉̒҉ ̈ͬ̑͂̓̍̏ͮ̃͘m̑̎ͭͤ͟y̔̊͗ͧͥ̿͆ͦ ̵͒̂ͥ̊́̃̕͡t̢ͩͦ̃͞i̵ͦ̀͂ͫ̿̈́ͬ̀ͮm̷̢ͫ̆̆͗ͯe̊̅͑̀̀͘ ̌͐ͪ̽͏̕͢t̓̿͊ͣ̚҉͝͡ǫͦͤ̉̑̈̌͋͏ ͣ͛̓̒͌̐͂ͨd̢̉̓̾̒̒ͩͯ̇i̓ͨ̌ͧ͗ͯͥͯ͜͟e̐̍̏.̵͛̎̂͂͌̊̿̈͡ ̽̉̈̔͆̀͘͡ ͊̂̑͐ͫ̿̕͟n̢ͦ̐͑͞oͦ͗̈́͏t̸̉͆͆̚͏hͪͣ͂̍̅̓̄̊i̓͛̎̍̓̂̈͞ǹͦͮḡ̷̡͋̉̈.̅̓͑
N̢̹͙̠̭̱̮͇͔͎͓͓͈͇̭̏̓̎͋̏͛̃ͪ̈́̃̉̍͊̊ͥ̀̚̚ͅO̴̙̺̞͉̟̔ͩͫ́ͯ̿̎͛̆̄̃͊̇ͦ͋̌̂ͩ͘͟͜͢ͅT̢̡̧̗̤̯̘͈̫̗̥͎̔ͪͥ̉ͯ̿̃̋̒͗ͩͫ̏ͧ̀́Ḩͦͮ̽̄̉ͥͣ̓̂̓̈̊̇͏̹̹͓̘̼̕I̷̲͙̥͉͖̞̯̞̹͑̔̿ͯ͂̓͋ͥͦ̆̔̈́̒̒ͮͥ͂̈̾͜͝N̷̨̨̥̥̦̱͚͔̭̼̭̦̗͇̪͖̬͓̘̫̄̐ͦ̏́ͦ̚͢͠ͅG̃̋̄̄͆̔͌̏ͥ̀̈ͥ̑ͥ́͟҉̥͙̤̦̰


uh huu huuuu huuuuuu

 :shaking:

 

Offline Bobboau

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
zalgo, he comes.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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There's are no escapings.............


 

Offline Snail

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Whaats... happening to mee

 

Offline Aardwolf

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hypnotoad

also, you forgot Poland!

 

Offline qazwsx

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There's are no escapings.............



Jesus Christ man, it's 00:30 AM, I've spent the night reading SCPs and /x/, I come to here for a break and you just scared the **** out of me.
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
No escapings. . . .

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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There's are no escapings.............

**** that, we're nuking him too.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Don't do it. . . . .  . . .  Who will feed the banned people chained up in General Discussions basement?

 

Offline Aardwolf

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Don't do it. . . . .  . . .  Who will feed the banned people chained up in General Discussions basement?

You will.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Offline redsniper

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
Long posts are too much work. So I'll be sparing you my usual literary genius. That's not to say there aren't any new threats though. Oh no! Just today I found this thing:

Cardboard Golem?

I'm not sure wtf it is, but it's definitely a threat. Watch yourselves, pilots!
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The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLP Threat Down (image heavy)
I will be burning my cardboard immediately.

Alternatively, we might consider weaponizing our boxes into an HLP duplicator/transmogrifier/time machine arsenal.

 

Offline qazwsx

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I know what that is!
I saw the artist doing a talk for TED! His name is Theo Jansen and this is his website: http://www.strandbeest.com/index.html
If you go to the gallery, click on "Transport"
It's rather ingenious if you ask me...

« Last Edit: July 16, 2010, 04:40:47 am by qazwsx »
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife

 

Offline Snail

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I know what that is!
I saw the artist doing a talk for TED! His name is Theo Jansen and this is his website: http://www.strandbeest.com/index.html
If you go to the gallery, click on "Transport"
It's rather ingenious if you ask me...
Yeah he made wind-powered snails to. They were made of win.

 

Offline General Battuta

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I helped build a strandbeest once.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Yah chap.
But you equipped the thing with railguns and Eos torps and the government stole it.

 

Offline qazwsx

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I want to make one of those out of metal painted black and red.
Once I work out how to steer it, and give it some form of propulsion. I'd drive along roads and be all like "**** YEAH I'MMA SHIVAN TRANSPORT"
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife

 

Offline Ravenholme

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I will be burning my cardboard immediately.

Alternatively, we might consider weaponizing our boxes into an HLP duplicator/transmogrifier/time machine arsenal.

Scientific Progress goes... BONK! ?
Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

<The_E>   Several sex-based solutions come to mind
<The_E>   Errr
<The_E>   *sexp

 

Offline General Battuta

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THREAT THREAT THREAT

Hard Light Productions, we are confronted with a grave threat, a threat that lurks in each of your homes and attacks you where you sleep...EVERY NIGHT.

This threat is

BEDS

That's right. According to recent research by The Karolinska Institute in Sweden, our beds are nothing less than GIANT CANCER TRANSMITTERS.

For years scientists have been confounded by a mystery: why is the breast cancer rate ten percent higher on one side of the body? Can it have something to do with the fact that most people sleep on their right side?

YES IT CAN, HARD LIGHT. YES IT CAN.

This mysterious asymmetry is not present in Japan. In fact, the breast cancer rate in Japan is shockingly lower than in the Western world. Why?

Because Japan, Hard Lighters, uses futons...not box spring mattresses.

In the U.S. bed frames and box springs are made of metal, and the length of a bed is exactly half the wavelength of FM and TV transmissions that have been broadcasting since the late 1940s. In Japan most beds are not made of metal, and the TV broadcast system does not use the 87- to 108-megahertz frequency used in Western countries.

Your beds are enormous antennas, amplifying TV and FM transmissions into cancer rays...right under your sleeping bodies.

Save your children. Save yourselves. Destroy your beds.

this is probably not actually true at all but DESTROY THEM ANYWAY
« Last Edit: July 28, 2010, 10:48:33 pm by General Battuta »