Sherlock Holmes and Watson decide to go camping. The hike out into the woods, make a campfire, cook some smores, and sing campfire songs while Holmes plays the guitar. Eventually, they crawl into their sleeping bags and get some shut-eye.
After a couple of hours, Holmes shakes his buddy awake. "Watson! Wake up!
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes."
"Really? And what do you deduce from that."
Watson thinks for a few seconds. "Well, Chronologically, I can tell that it's about half past midnight. Astronomically, I know that many of those stars are actually galaxies comprised of millions of stars of their own. Astrologically, I can see that Saturn is currently passing through Leo. Meteorologically, I can predict that it's going to be a beautiful day tomorrow. Aesthetically, I can declare that the universe is beautiful. And Theologically, I can deduce that God is all-powerful and we are but a tiny part of His universe."
Holmes: "Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!!!"