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Offline An4ximandros

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The Video Game Name Generator.
http://videogamena.me/

Found this site a few days ago and decided to screw around a bit:

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Galactic Terrorist in the Middle East
Save Yourself from the Crystal Dystopia
My Little UFO from Outer Space
Peaceful Nazi Slayer
My Very Own Alien Strikes Back
Kermit's Leisure Suit Dungeon
Canadian UFO Apocalypse
Omega Bass - The Movie
Full Metal Death Epidemic
Star Wars Gopher DS
Mexican Cannibal Onslaught
Dracula's Valkyrie Underworld
Wonderous Scorched Earth Crisis
Soviet Train Beatdown
Sexy Pinball For Kids
The Six Million Dollar STD Country
Creepy WWII Prophecy
Perverted Fantasy Unleashed
Orbital Nazi Plus
Divine Nazi 64
Nuclear Cyborg of Love
Hardcore Tertris Force
Cthulhu's Jungle Dash
Ye Olde Samurai from Hell
Tom Clancy's Valkyrie Base
Soviet Mind Control Extra
Amish Valkyrie
Nihilistic Llama Combat
Cthulhu's Battleship at the Olympics
My Little Animal Creator
Erotic Burger Factory
Revenge of Military - The Resistance
Jewish Bible Training
Infinite Transvestite Attack
Interactive Nazi Wars
Wonderous Sex Feud
Amazon Nazi Academy
Lethal Sex Bastards

My favorites are Divine Nazi 64 and Soviet Mind Control Extra.

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Jewish Bible Training - Okay, the generator should NOT be giving this, given the general rarity of videogames that actually touch real-life religion.

Dracula's Valkyrie Underworld  - Oohh, sounds kinky.

Tom Clancy's Valkyrie Base - A perverted stealth guy sneaks into Dracula's underworld.

Mexican Cannibal Onslaught - Drugs!  Guns!  Gangs!  Ultra violence!  What more could one want in a game? :p

Ye Olde Samurai from Hell - A crossover of Red Steel 2 and Devil May Cry?

« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 12:59:16 am by Alex Heartnet »

 

Offline watsisname

Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Mmmmmm, Erotic Burger Factory.... =]
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Tactical Underwear Melee - COD/MOH. With girls in bulletproof swimwear.

Sonic's Chocobo Commando - I'm not sure, but it sounds pretty amusing.

Creepy Nazi Collection - Steam bundle of White Power videogames.

Elegant Arcade Beatdown - 3D fighting game. Everyone's in formal wear.

Blocky Vigilante Enforcer - Minecraft Batman mod.

Wrath of the Vocabulary Battalion - Edutainment software meets Wolfenstein.

Chocolate Chess Dancers - Porny chess game. Probably censored or otherwise not actually hardcore.

Tropical Shaving Explorer - Oh god no.

Amateur Cardboard Princess - The worst excuse for trying to sell sex since Custer's Revenge.

Silly Shock Scam - The Videogame Name Generator.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

  

Offline deathfun

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Fantasy Chicken at the Olympics - This immediately made me think of chickens in Final Fantasy outfits doing gymnastics

Ye Olde WWE Horror - Frighteningly accurate

Intelligent Batman Smackdown - Well, Bruce Wayne is a pretty smart guy

Preschool Submarine of Magic - I guess it's the step before Hogwarts

In Search of Chef Stars - If he's related to Starbuck, I fear for all the hostesses
"No"

 

Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Magical Mushroom Story


edit: And its sequel... Emo Hobo 2000

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Interstellar Snowboard Incident – An alien decides to take a vacation on Earth, and gets killed by an avalanche.  Diplomatic trouble ensures.

Paranoid Dentist Dungeon – This sounds scary.  VERY scary.
…In all seriousness though, I don’t think anyone has tried to make a dungeon crawler into a horror game.  Someone should – it seems like it would work out well.

Corporate Werewolf vs. The Space Mutants – I hope the space mutants win.

National Lampoon's Viking Conquest – I would actually play this game!

Boring Vampire Horde – The downside to immortality.  Boredom.

 

Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
All-American Cricket Quest

...  kill me


edit: WINNER WINNER



No One Can Stop the Cheese Jihad



.. and prequel: Morbidly Obese Cheese Expert
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 02:25:57 am by Dark RevenantX »

 

Offline 0rph3u5

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Rural Sandwich Oppression - live from HLP*

Monty Python's Music Over Normandy - I smell copright infringement

Red Hot Vegetarian Ignition -  :nervous:

Drunken Karate For Kids - playing this drunk sounds like a fun idea

Jedi Pony Deluxe - aka Star Wars: The Rainbows Unleashed (Deluxe)

* okay, that's not a good one, sry Sandwitch
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 02:56:43 am by 0rph3u5 »
"As you sought to steal a kingdom for yourself, so must you do again, a thousand times over. For a theft, a true theft, must be practiced to be earned." - The terms of Nyrissa's curse, Pathfinder: Kingmaker

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"I am Curiosity, and I've always wondered what would become of you, here at the end of the world." - The Guide/The Curious Other, Othercide

"When you work with water, you have to know and respect it. When you labour to subdue it, you have to understand that one day it may rise up and turn all your labours into nothing. For what is water, which seeks to make all things level, which has no taste or colour of its own, but a liquid form of Nothing?" - Graham Swift, Waterland

"...because they are not Dragons."

 

Offline headdie

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Furry Disco Horde   -   Break out the Mirror Ball Cannons
Remote Scorched Earth Psychiatrist   -   Someone needs to do this to my brain
Mickey's Unicycle Challenge   -   Tony Hawks for 5 year olds
Nostalgic Motocross Mania   -   the Next Motocross game
WWII Terrorist Kid   -   pint sized terrorism in WWII, what could possibly go wrong?
Raging Hovercraft Slam   -   Isnt this Wipeout?

And Special Mention to:
Erotic Shaving Unit
Minister of Interstellar Affairs Sol Union - Retired
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
The Last Karate Superstar  -  cool, a fighting game
German Graveyard Basketball  -  this sounds more like an actual sport than a game
Final Fantasy Fire Quest  -  does this mean they're trying something new?
Panzer Yeti 2000  -  ...
Erotic Yak Battle  -  just, no.
Jedi College - Hot Pursuit  -  is college before or after academy?
Jewish Programming Man  -  horror, puzzle or action?
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 
Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
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Cyborg Midget Brawl
Mario's Cheese For Kids
Distinguished Stapler Explorer
Islamic Frog from Planet X
Third-World Combat - The Movie
Phoenix Wright: Workout Summit
Pixellated Porn Frenzy
Kirby's Hobo Extra
Undercover Basketball Assault
Final Fantasy Motorcycle GT
Monty Python's Assault Arena
Inbred Spatula Rally
Major Bomberman at the Olympics
Monty Python's Biplane Dance Party
Papal Cyborg X-treme
Jack Thompson's Janitor Solid
Tom Clancy's Hang Glider Insurrection
Create Your Own Jackhammer Disaster
Irish Math
International Deer Hunter Strike Force
Dwarven Math Smuggler
Derek Smart's Rocket Encounter
Everybody Loves the Laser Rush
Jackie Chan's Writing Vengeance
A Boy and His Spelling Syndicate
All-Star Bong College
All-Night Wheelchair DJ
Celtic Shotgun - The Next Generation

I could go on forever.  It helps if you try imagining what the boxart would look like for each title.  :D
Find me as Hojo Norem elsewhere...

butter_pat_head... a name picked in sheer desperation more than 10 years ago from some super obscure Red Dwarf reference.

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
BudgetSoft Presents: Hitman in the Desert - Well, at least it will be open-world.

Pathetic Fighter Unleashed - Sounds hard.

Special Shark Colosseum - The blood sport of the FUTURE!

Dangerous Karaoke Disaster - Sounds like every single Karaoke machine ever.

Creepy Quantum Girl - How NOT to make a horror game.

Kung-fu Hovercraft Attack - Again, Wipeout.

The Cardboard Factory - Yet another one of those box-pushing puzzle games.

Urban Dentist Patrol - Stealth meets Horror.

Astral Hitman Insurrection - Sounds kinda like the upcoming game Dishonored.

Edit:  Toxic Casino Online - Oohhh, gambling and murder in an online environment?
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 03:55:16 am by Alex Heartnet »

 

Offline The E

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Star Trek Lawnmower Task Force - That dude from the academy finally gets recognition

Battlefield: Sumo of Death - And you thought guns were the ****

Apathetic Barcode Rangers - Meh

WWII Trailer Park in Middle-Earth - That definitely needs to be a thing

Derek Smart's Sex Kingdom - OMG NOOOOO

Awesome Mind Control Dancers - So, Strippers, essentially?

Depressing Hobo Combat - HOW?

Irresistible Skate Police - I am almost certain that this exists

Irish Death Task Force - no comment

My First Skydiving in the Middle East - A radical new take on HALO-infiltrations in middle-eastern conflict zones. May or may not be pony-based.

Deranged Hillbilly Fight Club - can't talk about this. Nuke may be able to comment though.

If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Derek Smart's Sex Kingdom - OMG NOOOOO

defiantly on the list of cruel and unusual punishments for HLP members
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quote General Battuta - "FRED is canon!"
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Derek Smart's Sex Kingdom - OMG NOOOOO

That must be the sequel to...

Derek Smart's STD Quest

Another one I rather like:

Excruciating Bubblegum Conquest - Bubblegum Crisis 2040's "bad end"
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
 :lol:
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Scottish Rabbit Empire
The uprising is imminent... Aldo 14's mind control devices are primed to fire soon....


Narcoleptic Breakdance Beatdown
Short lived DDR. Uncontrollable sleep mode.


Viking Chipmunk Stars
Would actually have sold copies back in the "cool spot" "Bubsy" "James Pond" era.



What more can i say.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2012, 04:18:57 am by Dekker »
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Tasteless Jetpack in the Bayou - Alligator hunting without style, but with jetpacks!

Depressing Nudist Base - You think it'll be cool, but then it's nothing but old guys

Kamikaze Rollerball Kombat - I'd play that

Pathetic Battleship of the Third Reich - You know the one. It left drydock, and just sort of drifted around listlessly. There was only one hijink the entire tour.

Heavy Metal Graveyard in the Salad Kingdom - Prequel to Heavy Metal Graveyard: Vegetarians for Kids

8-Bit Software II - Comes in a plain white game box, with the name stenciled on the front

Looney Tunes Juggalo Paintbrawl - This needs no comment, neither does the next one

Wooden Transvestite: 2nd Impact

 

Offline watsisname

Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
American Dentist Carnage - **** yeah!

Interactive Sword Derby - **** yeah!

Extreme Ghost of the Blood God - **** yeah!

Space Jetski Assault - **** yeah!

Inappropriate Submarine Task Force - Uhhhhh...

Paranoid Equestrian Pinball - Paranoid Pony is best pony

Hardcore Lego Assault - Wat

Mystery Lizard Rider - It's Jesus on a T-Rex, **** yeah!

Awesome Horse Racing Massacre - **** yeah!

Depressing Furry Rangers - Nope

Britney Spears' Underwear from Planet X - I think I would have to play this. :V

We Love Mushroom Farmer - :3

Divine Mountain Climber Dance Party - lol wut

Musical Shark of Magic - This is just getting silly.

Ye Olde Nudist Marines:shaking:

No One Can Stop the Deer Hunter - The Dark Project:wtf:

Death Defying Bowling Bloodbath - Yes.  Abso****inglutely.

Holy Drug-Dealing Rampage - Winner.
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.