"Good God, we've lost the Karajorma!
"The LGM is no more, that's what you flyboys are paid for!"
"Incoming log in signature, spamming configuration!"
"Damn it, TrashMan, watch the friendly fire!"
"I can't lock the threads much longer!"
"The LGM's hull integrity has dropped below critical! We're almost there!"
"Monkeys incoming!"
"Oh, yeah, monkey down, monkey down!"
"Excellent ban, sir!
"It's a miracle we won the Great Flame War.
"No bans, no monkeys, no lock guns."
"Reading incoming spammers from the advertising portal."
"The LGM has jumped, repeat, the n00b has jumped!"
"Form up, Tyrian, we must protect these Moderators until the Admin arrives.
"Rather be fighting n00bs if you ask me. I never signed on for banning Spammers."
"Don't kid yourself. We're the ones being banned."
"Put it this way. If Turey's Installer goes down, so do we."
"n00bs like us call it modifying posts."
"Look alive pilots, n00bs headed your way!"
"The thread's too long, we can't lock it. We'll have to tow it to The Padded Cell."
"Negative, Moderator, the n00bs are the only legitimate authority in THIS board."
"As you wish. Bannery control, ban him!"
"Although our moderators have destroyed the n00b's Outrage, the LGM continues to bombard the board with heavy post fire."
"Your self-righteous posturing insults us both, staffer, Machina Terra will never be released!"
"See if you can get into the internal board."
"Stay away from the thread and you won't get hit, n00b!"