These thing...coming out of whales and sharks...
Would love to see the face of that fekking whalers as the Lids carved them up...
What will we do with the Drunken Whaler... what will we do with the Drunken Whaler...
Feed them to hungry 'lids for dinner...
Damn, that's a lot of EXALT troops for just one mission. With any luck it'll take them at least as long as the HLP research team to reverse engineer and manufacture laser tech. Take it from me, the fun stops when you're the focus of a PPC rave.
Against Scotty's suggestions, I will be doing EXALT despite their difficulty. I did afterall alter the original troop deployments for regular missions so that should offset the difficulty somewhat
You weren't kidding when you said you were runnign out of bodies....damn. Wounded, wounded everywhere!
I need less missions and better nurses
Using fatigued soldiers is just not my idea of a good time as it puts me in a little bit of a bind
The last page had enough images that my browser just decided to say NOPE and stop loading them.
Welcome to the game deciding they'd give me two hour long missions in a row!
The troops will be happy to know that the things they take alive will now be able to actually be *kept* alive
So will Vahlen. One, she'll have subjects to do **** to and two, there won't be anymore injured scientists from aliens waking up and expiring shortly after
Short, succinct, ignores the dead troops, perfect
You all know the drill
"First day out of the infirmary and I get deployed to get shot again... woooo"
"GETTING SHOT IS FUN SOMETIMES"
"I'll get shot if it's for FREEDOOOOOOM"
"I never even notice getting shot because I AM A MAN"
"I rather enjoy getting shot"
"Can we just get this over with? I have a couch with my name on it"
"This area is dangerously boring"
"Yes, I'm sure that's the reason it's dangerous"
"These guys are starting to bore me"
"And with that brief moment, we proceed"
"THERE'S THE SHIP"
"Alright, small team takes the left, the rest to the right"
"My pills are harder to take than it was to dispatch that"
"You take at least twenty, I'm not surprised"
"WE'VE GOT THIN MEN ON THE RIGHT"
"Oh goody, more people to shoot me!"
"I might need to transfer to NA, all the aerial action is here"
"Got some guys flanking"
"Looks like you've got more of a challenge there crizza"
"TAKING FIRE"
"Three targets, Mika, take them out. Medic, get to Rheyah"
"I AM FINE. WAIT, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE DANGLING?"
"I only missed because of my biceps! They got in the way! I'll just punch this bastard!"
"SUPPRESSING FIRE!"
"Told you all I'd get shot"
"Told you I'm glad to be delivering freedom again!"
"Getting real close again"
"For someone who doesn't know what reality is anymore, you're not a bad shot"
"REVENGE IS GREAT"
"So are shotguns. Seriously, I hate that Marksman rifle"
"**** Mika! He's on the move!"
"He thinks he can take on the MAN? HE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMI-"
"Oh... oh god... I will NOT die... NOT NOW... TOO MANLY"
"I got you Mika... this fascist has another thing coming!"
"I... I think my intestines disagree"
"I don't like the look in this one's eyes... it's like he knows!"
"OH YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF. Shoot me some more! COME ON!"
"Let's take this one alive"
"I AM COMING"
"...NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"
"I've got it"
"Now that's a solid win. Patch Mika back up, he's probably yelling at his intestines to get back in right now"
More and more that lost days to fatigue. That also concludes that batch of missions, more to come!