No, Goober, it's not. You don't get to shut down a topic like this if you dislike the response you're getting.
Now, in order to make this productive, why can't we allow humourous comments on the wiki? Why must it be super srs?
Please take this to the Global Mod forum. I've already made a post there. As you recognized in your own post, this thread wasn't productive in the first place and hasn't been productive since you reopened it.
This thread was closed not because of differences of opinion but because it was (and is) an exercise in frivolity. Lorric and Fury recognized that immediately.
For the rest of you, this concludes your regularly scheduled session of HLP Drama
TM.