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Offline Scotty

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #20 on: March 01, 2011, 01:37:14 pm
Cot Sty is amused by this thread, but not by his anagram.
 

Offline Rodo

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #21 on: March 01, 2011, 02:27:37 pm
I just realized, my nick is boring  :o
el hombre vicio...
 

Offline perihelion

Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #22 on: March 01, 2011, 02:39:04 pm
Stop complaining, you door.
"Wouldn't it be so wonderful if everything were meaningless?
But everything is so meaningful, and most everything turns to ****.
Rejoice."
-David Bazan
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #23 on: March 01, 2011, 02:48:28 pm
Yeah!  Listen to the heroin pile :p
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline ktistai228

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #24 on: March 01, 2011, 03:01:24 pm
Oh dear god no... I'm A SKI TIT
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #25 on: March 01, 2011, 03:12:30 pm
Quote from: ktistai228 on March 01, 2011, 03:01:24 pm
Oh dear god no... I'm A SKI TIT
+1 Respect.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #26 on: March 01, 2011, 03:14:06 pm
 

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #27 on: March 01, 2011, 03:16:47 pm
Best one I have is Meson Goo. :lol:
 

Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #28 on: March 01, 2011, 03:24:58 pm
I'jmm drank veteranX!!
 

Offline headdie

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #29 on: March 01, 2011, 03:33:49 pm
Alpha one - "Anal Hope" and "La Pa Eh No" amongst a few

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Minister of Interstellar Affairs Sol Union - Retired
quote General Battuta - "FRED is canon!"
Contact me at [email protected]
My Release Thread, Old Release Thread, Celestial Objects Thread, My rubbish attempts at art
 

Offline Ravenholme

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #30 on: March 01, 2011, 04:02:55 pm
Harem Novel reporting in!

(Either that or Removal Hen, which sounds like some supervillainous chicken who takes all your wordly possessions and ships them with really dubious handlers)
Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

<The_E>   Several sex-based solutions come to mind
<The_E>   Errr
<The_E>   *sexp
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #31 on: March 01, 2011, 04:04:03 pm
Nails

:hammer:
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #32 on: March 01, 2011, 04:06:21 pm
more like SLAIN

:snipe:
 

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #33 on: March 01, 2011, 04:14:50 pm
Bust out the steam cleaner, for I am Faeces Goo Rugs!
When you're done, go have lunch at Cafe Gorges Sou, and order the Eggs Of Carouse, they're awesome! After you're eaten, go shopping at the new mega-mall, Acres Of Gouges and purchase some Sauce Ego Frogs to prepare your classy dinner.
 

Offline IronBeer

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #34 on: March 01, 2011, 04:16:12 pm
Egh, most of the anagrams are rubbish, but here's the few that actually make some sense:
-Brine Ore
-Boner Ire
-Robin Ere
-... nope, that's about it.  :P
"I have approximate knowledge of many things."

Ridiculous, the Director's Cut

Starlancer Head Animations - Converted
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #35 on: March 01, 2011, 04:32:26 pm
L.A. Sin

unh unh Straight out of Compton, mother****ers
 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #36 on: March 01, 2011, 05:22:58 pm
Jumping in the bandwagon... The Rotor Hair.


...or maybe I just Hate IT Horror.
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.
 

Offline Topgun

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #37 on: March 01, 2011, 05:28:42 pm
Dormitory    Dirty Room
Evangelist    Evil's Agent
Desperation    A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code    Here Come Dots
Slot Machines    Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity    Is No Amity
Mother-in-law    Woman Hitler :)
Snooze Alarms    Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness    Genuine Class
Semolina    Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries    Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point    I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes    That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two    Twelve plus one
Contradiction    Accord not in it
Astronomer    Moon Starer
Princess Diana    End is a car spin
Year Two Thousand    A year to shut down
 

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #38 on: March 01, 2011, 05:58:15 pm
Raids U
 

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Re: Dear General Battuta
Reply #39 on: March 01, 2011, 06:04:42 pm
Quote from: IronBeer on March 01, 2011, 04:16:12 pm
-Boner Ire
I hear they have pills for that now.
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