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Offline captain-custard

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And I don't know what to do with it, so I decided to post here and see if you had any suggestions.

(My birthday was yesterday, by the way)



i dont recomend doing what i did on my 16th birthday as police cells arent that interesting and are extremely boring

So the moral of the story is don't get caught.   :nervous:

and if you do get caught , dont bite the policeman who is trying to brake your arm while putting on the handcuffs
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Offline Dilmah G

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What exactly did you do anyway? If you're keen on sharing

 

Offline iamzack

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For my sixteenth birthday, I went to see RENT with my then-boyfriend and then-girlfriend. :3
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Offline Dilmah G

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For my sixteenth birthday, I went to see RENT with my then-boyfriend and then-girlfriend. :3

Do I even want to know how that works?

 

Offline iamzack

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Great at first, then awful six months later.
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Offline Flipside

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Great at first, then awful six months later.

This is usually the outcome of such situations, alas.

 

Offline Solatar

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At least generic anti-biotics are widely available.

 

Offline captain-custard

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What exactly did you do anyway? If you're keen on sharing

i broke in all five laws that evening ,

1: underage drinking

2: running naked down the road (with my then girlfriend)

3: trying to kiss a police officer (male)

4: resisting arrest

5:  assault (biting the police officer


1+2+3+4+5= 200 hours community service

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Offline redsniper

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I find number 3 the most intriguing.
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Offline captain-custard

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ok number 3 when stopped by the police after a brisk chase (at which point my girlfreind managed to escape) i was grabbed by a officer iof the law and at this point my drunken action after trying to get the guy too waltz was to kiss him and thus disrespecting an officer of the law



ps he was a lousy kisser
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Quote from: Title of this thread
Yay, I am 16.

Yay, I am 18. :ick:
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Offline Dilmah G

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ps he was a lousy kisser

 :lol:

Quote from: Title of this thread
Yay, I am 16.

Yay, I am 18. :ick:


.....**** you guys  :mad:

*Runs to room and slams door*

 ;)

 

Offline S-99

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I've always found for those who just turned 18 that their year as an 18 year old passes swiftly to the much better age of 19. When 18, bad things that come uninvited to people seem to always happen.

I'll just take solace in being 24. I enjoy being responsible for the most part anyhow, and my habits haven't really changed ever since i was a teenager, except i go to work everyday along with classes. Then again, i rather enjoy my classes and my easy job as a computer maintenance dude for my university and on my free time.

Have fun being 16, that was the year of my conscious awakening. One girl burned me the wrong way at the time which lead to a conscious awakening which totally made me a better, complicated, and more managed person overall.
1: underage drinking

2: running naked down the road (with my then girlfriend)

3: trying to kiss a police officer (male)

4: resisting arrest

5:  assault (biting the police officer
Wow, i couldn't even get that drunk if i tried. I'm too coherent all the time and anything past 14 shots just means i'm going to have alcohol poisoning.
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Wow, i couldn't even get that drunk if i tried. I'm too coherent all the time and anything past 14 shots just means i'm going to have alcohol poisoning.
I usually lose my balance and speech at .5 permille and vomit at 1 permille.  :rolleyes:

On the bright side, getting drunk is therefore quite cheap.
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23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
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Offline Flipside

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I spent the morning after my 21st Birthday in a Cell ;)

God, it was worth it though  :D

Best one was the Christmas we nicked one of the Council decorations off of a Roundabout (to whit, one Self-Illuminating Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) and drove down the road with him  stuck to the top of the car ;) The Policeman was very understanding, he pulled us over, and all he said, whilst trying not to laugh was 'I think you lads might want to put that back....' :lol:

 

Offline Dilmah G

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I spent the morning after my 21st Birthday in a Cell ;)

God, it was worth it though  :D

Best one was the Christmas we nicked one of the Council decorations off of a Roundabout (to whit, one Self-Illuminating Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) and drove down the road with him  stuck to the top of the car ;) The Policeman was very understanding, he pulled us over, and all he said, whilst trying not to laugh was 'I think you lads might want to put that back....' :lol:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL

Wow, i couldn't even get that drunk if i tried. I'm too coherent all the time and anything past 14 shots just means i'm going to have alcohol poisoning.
I usually lose my balance and speech at .5 permille and vomit at 1 permille.  :rolleyes:

On the bright side, getting drunk is therefore quite cheap.

Too true......lucky you  ;)

 

Offline iamzack

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If I got pregnant right now, I would have a baby when I turn 18.

If I was an elephant, I would have a baby when I was like 20.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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If I got pregnant right now, I would have a baby when I turn 18.

If I was an elephant, I would have a baby when I was like 20.


......Great  :confused:

 

Offline iamzack

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When I was dating my exboyfriend, someone asked us how long we'd been dating and we said nine months. And then my exboyfriend said, "wow, if you were an egg and I was a sperm we would be born about now."
</inane anecdote>
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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When I was dating my exboyfriend, someone asked us how long we'd been dating and we said nine months. And then my exboyfriend said, "wow, if you were an egg and I was a sperm we would be born about now."
</inane anecdote>

*stares blankly at screen*

I should really get around to doing my homework now