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What ranking did you get on the Geek test linked to below?

Geekish Tendencies
Geek
Total Geek
Major Geek
Super Geek
Extreme Geek
Geek God
Dysfunctional Geek
I can't be arsed to take it
Snuffelupagus
I used to beat up geeks in highschool
Poser

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Offline Hades

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
4.42804%, poser.
...

GTFO Hades what are you doing here
No.

That can't be.

I am not more geeky than Hades. No. :P

Big whoop wanna fight about it?
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
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<batwota> KILL

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
* Dilmah G phones the gang.

 

Offline Snail

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
I'll help you Dilmah. I'll bring my father's Kalash.

 

Offline Mika

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
The test says I have Geekish Tendencies (~10%)

Weird. I would have expected poser. I guess I got a lot of points from knowing sci-fi writers names, but I usually don't remember much from their books. Two other things that affected the result were me being a Physicist and a research scientist by the trade, and me having a side role in a fan-movie/parody/crossover. And I never watched Battle Star Galactica to begin with!

Where were the questions that took account 12 years of breakdance and 8 years of kung-fu?!

I call the test unfair - BAAAAH
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
42.6% - Major Geek

I expect to be promoted shortly.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
Dear God, I don't know how you people get such high scores. I mean, how many people would honestly tick the box for

"skipped parties to program or repair computers "

or "gone to a party just to play Trivial Pursuit "  :lol:

* Dilmah G shakes head and stops attempting to understand.


I'll help you Dilmah. I'll bring my father's Kalash.
:D


 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
"gone to a party just to play Trivial Pursuit "  :lol:

I admit I did a Trivial Pursuit showdown with someone who thought they were unbeatable at Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.

...and won. But I have a good memory. A lot of the stuff on there seemed incredibly trivial if you have any ability to remember stuff. Like the "five author names" questions. That's not hard. I probably picked up enough just in a trip to Barnes and Noble.
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Offline Scotty

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
42.6% - Major Geek

I expect to be promoted shortly.

Oof, gonna have to work your way back up to General again?

 

Offline The E

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
23.4% Just a Geek.
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I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
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Offline Aardwolf

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
18.63469%

I should get bonus points for being annoyed that I couldn't just copy+paste that :P

 

Offline Ravenholme

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
I'm a poser at 7.***** percent (I accidentally closed the window).

Guess I'm not as geeky as I thought.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
Well it's the way you go about half of those things that actually determines whether you're a geek or not. (But I guess it checks that too).

 
Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
I would have been geekier if Warhammer 40,000 stuff showed up.  And you can't get much geekier than the universe behind a tabletop game which has genetically-mutated super soldiers in power armor with pauldrons big enough to crush medium-sized predatory animals.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
I would have been geekier if Warhammer 40,000 stuff showed up.  And you can't get much geekier than the universe behind a tabletop game which has genetically-mutated super soldiers in power armor with pauldrons big enough to crush medium-sized predatory animals.

See, the problem with that assertion is that 40k has vast non-geek appeal, like, y'know, chainsaw swords.
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Offline Scotty

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
I think you have the situation reversed.  Having chainsaw swords doesn't make it a non-geek appeal, it makes non-geeks more into geeks for liking them. :P

 
Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
I thought chainsaw swords were cool in a geeky sort of way since they're completely implausible weapons.  Especially eviscerators, which are two-handed chainsaw greatswords capable of shredding through tank armor, with some of its biggest fans being fanatical, zealous nuns who fearlessly charge into battle waving those two-handed chainsaw greatswords around while half-naked as a form of penance for their sins.

Can you believe Warhammer 40k only had a few short entries for each of those categories?  Someone at Games Workshop needs to get working on that.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
So basically, it's a summer blockbuster action movie.

Not geeky at all.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
I hate to say it, but as far as I know 40K players are the geeks that geeks look down on for being too geeky.

 

Offline qazwsx

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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
I know 40k players, and I've been into Games Workshop, it's probably one of the most expensive hobbies I've seen large numbers of 10-16 year olds have.
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Re: How geeky are you (test and poll)
Yeah, and being so expensive which is why I don't play the tabletop game.  I just read the novels and play lots of Dawn of War.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems