[Kamikaze]

I don't think I got a welcome either, I registered before the tradition.

[InfernoGod]

Originally posted by InfernoGod

Alright, since none of you seem to be doing it, then here I go...
*takes deep breath*
Exits are to the sides and rear. Water guns are under the seats for what they're worth. One or two might even have holy water. If you encounter any Shivans while crawling in the air ducts, hopefully it's only Carl. Give him your lunch and hope he doesn't kill you with his fusion-cannon-thingy. Plasma rifles are located in the lockers up front. However, these can only be opened by [V], God, an Admin, or a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue. Do not try to enter the control room as it is guarded by Claymore mines. Thank you, and enjoy your stay!

There, that's for all of you who didn't get welcomed officially.

[Jetmech Jr.]

[jdjtcagle]

w00t!
Newbie, welcomed me!!

[.::Tin Can::.]

I got welcomed efficiantly.

[Nuclear1]

Welcome to HLPBB! The exits are to the rear and left in case of emergency and shotguns are located under your seats. Flamethrowers are available in the lobby for all flaming occassions. Please be sure to stop by our Sandvich Bar and enjoy some Bosch Beer and Space Crack. Also, knife fights are strictly prohibited in favor of much more interesting 20mm mortar duels and paper machete/jello wrestling.

[.::Tin Can::.]

Yeah, yeah we got that.