[headdie]

Cthulhu's Beast of the Damned  :

http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=81648.msg1628682#msg1628682


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had to have another run at this

the first 4 are the first 4 names generated

Spirit of the Nudist on Wheels
Mythical Scooter Rocket
The Infernal Lego Mission
Jedi Scorched Earth Kombat

Eco-Friendly Kart Football
Stylish Alien Overlords
Create Your Own Office 2000

[Colonol Dekker]

Create your own office 2000 = AutoCAD no?


Randomly generated video game name box-art Seriously good stuff...

I believe Carl the Shivan may have seen it already.....

[StarSlayer]

"Atomic Rainbow Symphony" I'm thinking Audio Surf only your piloting a MIRV?

"Bizarro Polka Punishment"  If Rockband/Guitar Hero hadn't tanked this accordion controller monstrosity would be the inevitable conclusion.

"Ghetto Spelunking Gang"  A mix of "The Warriors" and "The Descent"

"Retro Vegetarian Jr." Man if it had fit Nazi in there it could be Hipster Hitler the game.

"Morbidly Obese Carnival Combat"  He's the size of a bus and I still can't hit him with these piece of $@*# BB Guns!

"My Little Florist Marines" Semper Florens  OORAH!

[Patriot]

Jamaican Bazooka of Death

[FireSpawn]

Cyborg Helicopter Special Edition
Miracle Desert Siege -The crusades have a new name.
The Care Bears' Sewer Annihilation
Monty Python's Donkey Trilogy
Stoic Cyborg Slaughter -Human Revolution to a tee.
Morbidly Obese Assault Interceptor 0_o

[NGTM-1R]

The Care Bears' Sewer Annihilation

I want to play this.

[watsisname]

ditto

[karajorma]

Planet of the Afro Slaughter

That's RACIST!

[Mongoose]

Monty Python's Donkey Trilogy

This raises many questions.

[Scourge of Ages]

Monty Python's Donkey Trilogy

A donkey once bit my sister...
No really! She was carving her initials on the donkey with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies.

[watsisname]

This thing continues to be more amusing than it has any right to be. :V
Let's see what sorts of silly things it will give us this time!

Adventures of the Spork of the Damned:   Hmmmmm.

Dirty Spork in Crazyland:  Errrrrrrr.
 
Fruity Handgun in Vegas:   wut

Morbid Spork World Tour:  Stop that! D:

Erotic Spider Struggle:  I am terrified and I don't want to play this game anymore.

[An4ximandros]

So I gave this a shot again...

Tribal Hardware Troopers - Sounds like Rome - Total War.
Unbelievable Dragon Uprising - AKA Skyrim.
The Great Sandwich Demolition - Play as Sandwhich as he demolishes SPAM and Off-Topicness on the HLP Forums!
Kermit's Beast Rebellion
Boring Blade Runner - BLASPHEMY!
Ye Olde Bedtime Fighting - AKA: Pillow fighting - The Game
Blasphemous Kitchen - Total War
Elmo's Katana XP - This HAS to be made!
Virtual Pony Collection
Samurai Wizard Over Normandy
Soviet Puzzle Empire - The Russian name for Tetris
Awesome Battleship Warfare
Ancient UFO Shootout - ALIENS!
My Little Llama Espionage - Attempt to reproduce the MLP phenomenon with superior life forms.
Custom Mech Horde - Better known as Mechwarrior 
Save Yourself from the Nazi Troopers - ...
Revenge of the Nuclear Strikes

[karajorma]

Boring Blade Runner - BLASPHEMY!

You could argue that the Theatrical Release was Hollywood's failed attempt to make the movie tie-in

Unfortunately they couldn't get Ridley Scott to make enough completely unnecessary changes to live up to the title.

[Ace]

No One Can Stop the Dwarf - Limited Edition Dwarf Fortress the FPS?

Retro Hitman from Planet X Hipster Alien Hitmen- THE GAME!

Inbred Kangaroo Madness Poor Kanagroos...

Enormous Laser on the Oregon Trail I want to play this...

Fisher Price Shadow Carnage Okay...

Hitler's Surgery of Doom Hitler as a surgeon or are you a surgeon killing Hitler?

Inappropriate Elevator Assassins Oh boy...

Infinite Sex Nightmare I'm afraid... very afraid...

[Dragon]

Save Yourself from the Nazi Troopers - ...

That would be a Japanese release of Wolfenstain 3D.

[Legate Damar]

Caesar's Robot Trainer - Silly humans claiming they had high technology in their more primitive years
Screaming Godzilla Uncensored - Humans enjoy reptilian bestiality?
Amphibious Caveman of the Dead - Typical product of an addled human mind
Jack Thompson's Platypus Girl - More bestiality
Maximum Stapler Forever - Humans glorify their office tools
Islamic Chess Saga - A primitive strategy game, far inferior to Kotra
Haunted Hobo Fight Club - This one actually sounds good
Strategic Punching Dreamland - Punch humans in their stupid scale-less faces over and over again
Hindu UFO Kid - A juvenile Shivan?
Mysterious Juggalo Interceptor - I have no words
Dracula's Hamster Gaiden - Silly humans and their obsession with the undead and small furry animals
Wooden Spork of Doom - The best weapon a human can come up with

This is amusing.

[watsisname]

It's amusing to go through these and decide, if you saw a game with these titles, would you play it?

Brain-Damaged Monster Power:  I think I would play this.
Merciless Jackhammer Journey:  I would definitely play this.
Tactical Vegetarian Hop-A-Bout:  I would not play this.
Explosive Bubble on the Oregon Trail:  I would maybe play this?
Manic Stapler vs. Street Fighter:  **** yeah I would play this.
Frankenstein's Booty Uncensored - NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

[Mongoose]

Samurai Wizard Over Normandy

All of my yes.

[Colonol Dekker]

 

For the new generation.............

Nerf Underwear Soldier
Internet Dragon Man

[headdie]

DEKKER 

Everybody Hates the Underwear Blaster
Mythical Punching Competition
Blazing Tetris in the Outback
Middle-Eastern Duck in Busytown
Caesar's Workout Challenge
In Search of Biplane Carnage
Star Trek Ice Cream Mayhem
Latino Chess Rangers
Shadow of the Toon Pinball
British Battle with Friends