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Offline Axem

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Holley: So what if Alpha 1 was a girl? Girls can fall in love with girls, can't they? Delta 1, say stuff about how love is blind and stupid stuff like that.
Delta 1: You're going to need to give me at least 2 days notice for something like that.
Holley: Whatever... Point is, I will accept Alpha 1 in whatever form or shape they may be!

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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Future-space-anime or future-space-cartoons?

If you had a theme song, what would it be?

Beta testers: Will you beta test my campaign?
« Last Edit: February 02, 2017, 06:09:30 am by JSRNerdo »
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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Vasudan admiral captain of the HMS Electrolux: Desert clawbeetles or fish?
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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Delta 1: Jeez man, are you OK? You look like a ghost!
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline Axem

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Future-space-anime or future-space-cartoons?

Holley: Whichever one lets me have unlimited god-like power.

If you had a theme song, what would it be?

Holley: I'll Save The Universe My Way
Delta 1: Laser Guided Romance
Meddy: Choose Me!
Sherry: A very nice light and soothing aria would be nice.
Harriet: Hmmm...

Beta testers: Will you beta test my campaign?

THIRD: WILL THERE BE BEAMS???????????
FIFTH: No!
SEVENTH: Only if you've cleared all the bugs away.

Vasudan admiral captain of the HMS Electrolux: Desert clawbeetles or fish?

Vasudan admiral captain of the HMS Electrolux: Ah! Yes, very good choices. It all depends on which moon is in the Triarchmanidian constellation. Should it be Arkchan within the south west corner, I daresay, that the clawbeetles would bring better luck, but with the 3 months after Tsilmna has just left Triarchmanidia, then fish forecast better financial luck. But not in years divisible by 247, that misstep caused a global recession that led to a total collapse of Vasudan society 1235 years ago.

Delta 1: Jeez man, are you OK? You look like a ghost!

Delta 1: I know... Helping Holley takes so much out of you...
Holley: >:C

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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EIGHTH: Which project did you join?
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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Epsilon 1: But wouldn't a capship be more efficient than a fighter in blowing things up? Don't tell me you're developing a personality! STOP THE PRESSES THIS IS BREAKING NEWS
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline Commander Zane

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In fairness, the berserk system can make fighters a significant threat to capital ships.

Meddy, Sherry, and Harriet:
If you were to look for a replacement to the Loki, what would you choose?

 

Offline Torchwood

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Delta 1: Have you ever considered you are attracting too much female attention for own good? At this rate, you're courting death by swarm of angry yanderes.

 

Offline Axem

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EIGHTH: Which project did you join?

EIGHTH: Wah hah hah hah... Quite the mystery, isn't it? Storytime, children! I was actually part of that project before, and then after it had finished, I auditioned for the role for the Eighth Beta Tester. They promised me a giant, 5 part stage, ultimate fight with bad-ass music. But they had budget problems in JAD2.21 and cut me down to 5 seconds, but they said they'd make it up in the second part! ... They took forever! No paychecks even! I wasn't on screen enough (they didn't even show my gorgeous face)! Eventually my old project was restarting again, so I jumped ship and... am still waiting to get paid there too.............. (Maybe BP needs a star pilot? Anyone have Darius' number?)

Epsilon 1: But wouldn't a capship be more efficient than a fighter in blowing things up? Don't tell me you're developing a personality! STOP THE PRESSES THIS IS BREAKING NEWS

Epsilon 1: My skills are limited to fighter combat.

In fairness, the berserk system can make fighters a significant threat to capital ships.

Holley: Yeah but the Ares can't use the Berserk system so- wait, no. It... can... use it... Yeeeah.. The Ares just needs to be right next to the ship. Preferably in front of the beam cannons!

Meddy, Sherry, and Harriet:
If you were to look for a replacement to the Loki, what would you choose?

Meddy: I would want something really smooth. Sleek, and bright, colors all over. Good fuel economy, and a expert autopilot. Oh and good seats! Losna looked pretty nice.
Sherry: I would like something with a high quality camera and sensor suite package. Perhaps an Aurora?
Harriet: Mmmmm...
Meddy: Harriet had her eyes glued to the Heartbreaker when it first came out.
Harriet: Mmhmm!

Delta 1: Have you ever considered you are attracting too much female attention for own good? At this rate, you're courting death by swarm of angry yanderes.

Delta 1: I have always believed that there is no such thing as too much attention, especially from the female half of the Terran population, and, uh...
Delta 1: (Holley, which one is yandere again?)
Holley: (The ones you want to keep away from knives and other girls)
Delta 1: (...Right...)

Delta 1: But I guess there could be such a thing as too much... localized attention.
Holley: Especially in cases of mistaken identity?
Delta 1: M-maybe...

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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Holley: How do you explain simultaneously being the captain and pilot of the Explosion, Arrtey, and HMS cruiseship all at once, all in one mission?

Anna: Have you ever hacked back in time, just like a time machine? Does it involve connecting an RX modulator to the mainframe and performing a segmentation violation?
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 
Holley: Would you consider hiring Mr Tump to your war against the media? Seems you share a disdain for the media and all
He could become evil overlor..... err president of the GTVA and ban the media for you.
Too many ideas.....not enough FREDing time!

 

Offline Axem

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Holley: How do you explain simultaneously being the captain and pilot of the Explosion, Arrtey, and HMS cruiseship all at once, all in one mission?

Holley: I was bored. Did you see how little Axem gave me to do in that mission? Just showing up in the beginning and end?? At this rate JAD will stand for Just Anna + Delta 1. UNACCEPTABLE.

Anna: Have you ever hacked back in time, just like a time machine? Does it involve connecting an RX modulator to the mainframe and performing a segmentation violation?

Anna: Of course, haven't you? That's one way to do it anyway, there's a few others. Getting kernel access to your system clock with direct access to the ISA bus with multimode HDLC network analyzers synchronized to a 1.21GHz subcarrier wave is another is another one, but that only lets you go back in time in the microsecond range. Still, not bad for avoiding password attempt lockouts.

Holley: Would you consider hiring Mr Tump to your war against the media? Seems you share a disdain for the media and all
He could become evil overlor..... err president of the GTVA and ban the media for you.

Holley: Mmmm... not really. As great as Lord-President-Emperor Donaldious Johnothinian Trump I was (he really showed those uppity Canadians who was boss!!), he sort of hoarded all the gold he could in the world and his tower sank into the planet's crust. And his successor clones went pretty mad too. Took awhile for humanity to recover. I'd just put that under "probably not worth the effort". But I have read his many books! I am ready to defend this campaign's honor against untrue and negative fake reviews.

 

Offline CKid

I noticed that when Delta 1 took Anna out to the dinner party, we find out that he holds the rank of Captain in the GTVA. So that brings up two questions. First, whats Epsilon 1's rank and two, probably the more important one. Is Holly actually a member of the GTVA at 17 years old or is she technically an civilian contractor?
If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong

 

Offline Axem

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I noticed that when Delta 1 took Anna out to the dinner party, we find out that he holds the rank of Captain in the GTVA. So that brings up two questions. First, whats Epsilon 1's rank and two, probably the more important one. Is Holly actually a member of the GTVA at 17 years old or is she technically an civilian contractor?

Merv: As everyone's supervisor and ranking officer, I feel I can add some clarity. They are actually all lieutenants.

Holley's rank is just a provisional one pending an exam that keeps getting pushed back due to the high school being out of commission. But she did lead a civilian flight group responsible for escorting the elementary students to and from school, so she is not without any qualifications. (However there were a number of times they were many hours late...)

Delta 1 and Epsilon 1 were both participants of the accelerated pilot officer after-school club brought in to bring in more pilots after Capella.

Now I believe the source of the confusion is seeing Delta 1's rank insignia in his dress uniform. In our 'Cohesive Logistics Operation Group' (or CLOG) of the GTVA, fighter corps dress uniform is currently patterned after the early-21st Century United States Air Force uniform, but all GTVA military ranks are derived from the legacy of the United States Navy. Now the insignia for the US Navy Lieutenant and US Air Force Captain are identical. So Delta 1 may appear to have an US Air Force captain-like rank, it is in fact a US Naval lieutenant-like rank (No matter the case, they're still the same pay grade).

Convoluted uniform and rank standards are a proud part of the GTVA's history. They served us well in the 14 Year War when the Vasudans were unable to capture a single captain because they were unsure who the captain actually was. I suggest we all raise a glass to the brave bureaucrats that fought in the Great Interdepartmental Re-Organizational Wars of 2178, 2280, and 2280-b.

Holley: F
« Last Edit: March 01, 2017, 09:08:51 pm by Axem »

 
Is that "F" something like the "Kids, cover your ears. Hey, Joker..." scene from Mass Effect 3?  :p
Excuse me for any spelling errors I make - I'm still learning English :P

 

Offline Axem

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Nah, just a reference to this...


 

Offline Torchwood

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Holley, Sherry, Meddy, Harriet: Who are your favorite magical girls?
« Last Edit: March 02, 2017, 04:22:57 pm by Torchwood »

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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Holley and Delta 1, you should have a rap battle!
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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To anybody: Favorite variety of pizza?
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?