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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
It's so good it can't be made.

Damn ... so it's better than every single game released so far in the entire history of gaming!!!!!!!!


Also news has it, this game will literally be the sh**: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/ok-we-are-all-thinking-it-so-let-s-talk-about-it-v
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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
Also news has it, this game will literally be the sh**: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/ok-we-are-all-thinking-it-so-let-s-talk-about-it-v
Is this supposed to by ironic? I'm sure CRoberts will add it even if it's intended as a joke since that's what the people want.
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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
1)  Send copilot to the loo.
2)  Jettison feces into the windshield of pursuing vessel.
3)  Profit.

Space monkeys.  Star Citizen will be about poop-flining space monkeys in Winnebagos.

 

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Space monkeys.  Star Citizen will be about poop-flining space monkeys in thousand dollar JPEGs of Space Winnebagos.

FTFY
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I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Aesaar

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
I look forward to citizens complaining that trolls pooping in public are ruining their immershun.

 

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
"WHY DON'T WE HAVE WINDSHIELD WIPERS"

Cue CIG charging $50 for windshield wiper addons.
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Spoon

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
The flung poop is just going to clip through the ship anyway.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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I can't say "ship clip ****" ten times fast without stumbling.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
The flung poop is just going to clip through the ship anyway.

Nah.  They'll fix the dynamic damage model by making all of the ship's exterior surfaces ramps.  There will be spurious and explosive collisions everywhere.

 

Offline AdmiralRalwood

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
I really should do the refund dance too
You should; I finally got around to it, and then immediately bought a much better game.
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Offline Buckshee Rounds

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
Plus, if you initially bought in using pounds - before Brexit mind - they refund you in dollars, so you make a wee bit of money if I'm not mistaken.

 

Offline Lorric

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
I wonder how long a video would be if it was a mega compilation of every bug, every botched video and presentation from CIG, and throw in a bunch of pictures of every ship and such with associated price tag, Kickstarter stretch goals not being met, deadlines not being met, maybe some of the press about working conditions at the company, some memes, and anything else you can think of to throw in there. Maybe throw in a counter in the bottom corner that ticks up from start to finish, hitting the total money thrown behind the game at the end of the video.

 

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
I'd be in heaven if this channel would make such a video
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[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline Luis Dias

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
unfortunately, that endeavour seems very likely to be in the same kind of scope of the game itself, so after kickstarting it, you'd have to wait a bit.... perhaps the game would even, gasp, release before then.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
Stumble across this video of eve someone made by recording actual players, and I thought.. "How many SC players is this foreshadowing?"
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Reposting for the heck of it
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[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
The schedule is as non-existent as the game.
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[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

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Re: Wing Commander 6: The Undiscovered Release Date (Star Citizen Thread)
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

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