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Title: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: An4ximandros on August 09, 2012, 12:48:31 am
http://videogamena.me/

Found this site a few days ago and decided to screw around a bit:

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Galactic Terrorist in the Middle East
Save Yourself from the Crystal Dystopia
My Little UFO from Outer Space
Peaceful Nazi Slayer
My Very Own Alien Strikes Back
Kermit's Leisure Suit Dungeon
Canadian UFO Apocalypse
Omega Bass - The Movie
Full Metal Death Epidemic
Star Wars Gopher DS
Mexican Cannibal Onslaught
Dracula's Valkyrie Underworld
Wonderous Scorched Earth Crisis
Soviet Train Beatdown
Sexy Pinball For Kids
The Six Million Dollar STD Country
Creepy WWII Prophecy
Perverted Fantasy Unleashed
Orbital Nazi Plus
Divine Nazi 64
Nuclear Cyborg of Love
Hardcore Tertris Force
Cthulhu's Jungle Dash
Ye Olde Samurai from Hell
Tom Clancy's Valkyrie Base
Soviet Mind Control Extra
Amish Valkyrie
Nihilistic Llama Combat
Cthulhu's Battleship at the Olympics
My Little Animal Creator
Erotic Burger Factory
Revenge of Military - The Resistance
Jewish Bible Training
Infinite Transvestite Attack
Interactive Nazi Wars
Wonderous Sex Feud
Amazon Nazi Academy
Lethal Sex Bastards

My favorites are Divine Nazi 64 and Soviet Mind Control Extra.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Alex Heartnet on August 09, 2012, 12:55:30 am
Jewish Bible Training - Okay, the generator should NOT be giving this, given the general rarity of videogames that actually touch real-life religion.

Dracula's Valkyrie Underworld  - Oohh, sounds kinky.

Tom Clancy's Valkyrie Base - A perverted stealth guy sneaks into Dracula's underworld.

Mexican Cannibal Onslaught - Drugs!  Guns!  Gangs!  Ultra violence!  What more could one want in a game? :p

Ye Olde Samurai from Hell - A crossover of Red Steel 2 and Devil May Cry?

Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on August 09, 2012, 01:17:31 am
Mmmmmm, Erotic Burger Factory.... =]
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 09, 2012, 01:46:59 am
Tactical Underwear Melee - COD/MOH. With girls in bulletproof swimwear.

Sonic's Chocobo Commando - I'm not sure, but it sounds pretty amusing.

Creepy Nazi Collection - Steam bundle of White Power videogames.

Elegant Arcade Beatdown - 3D fighting game. Everyone's in formal wear.

Blocky Vigilante Enforcer - Minecraft Batman mod.

Wrath of the Vocabulary Battalion - Edutainment software meets Wolfenstein.

Chocolate Chess Dancers - Porny chess game. Probably censored or otherwise not actually hardcore.

Tropical Shaving Explorer - Oh god no.

Amateur Cardboard Princess - The worst excuse for trying to sell sex since Custer's Revenge.

Silly Shock Scam - The Videogame Name Generator.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: deathfun on August 09, 2012, 02:04:12 am
Fantasy Chicken at the Olympics - This immediately made me think of chickens in Final Fantasy outfits doing gymnastics

Ye Olde WWE Horror - Frighteningly accurate

Intelligent Batman Smackdown - Well, Bruce Wayne is a pretty smart guy

Preschool Submarine of Magic - I guess it's the step before Hogwarts

In Search of Chef Stars - If he's related to Starbuck, I fear for all the hostesses
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Dark RevenantX on August 09, 2012, 02:10:22 am
Magical Mushroom Story


edit: And its sequel... Emo Hobo 2000
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Alex Heartnet on August 09, 2012, 02:12:16 am
Interstellar Snowboard Incident – An alien decides to take a vacation on Earth, and gets killed by an avalanche.  Diplomatic trouble ensures.

Paranoid Dentist Dungeon – This sounds scary.  VERY scary.
…In all seriousness though, I don’t think anyone has tried to make a dungeon crawler into a horror game.  Someone should – it seems like it would work out well.

Corporate Werewolf vs. The Space Mutants – I hope the space mutants win.

National Lampoon's Viking Conquest – I would actually play this game!

Boring Vampire Horde – The downside to immortality.  Boredom.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Dark RevenantX on August 09, 2012, 02:16:00 am
All-American Cricket Quest

...  kill me


edit: WINNER WINNER



No One Can Stop the Cheese Jihad



.. and prequel: Morbidly Obese Cheese Expert
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: 0rph3u5 on August 09, 2012, 02:47:48 am
Rural Sandwich Oppression - live from HLP*

Monty Python's Music Over Normandy - I smell copright infringement

Red Hot Vegetarian Ignition -  :nervous:

Drunken Karate For Kids - playing this drunk sounds like a fun idea

Jedi Pony Deluxe - aka Star Wars: The Rainbows Unleashed (Deluxe)

* okay, that's not a good one, sry Sandwitch
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on August 09, 2012, 03:15:07 am
Furry Disco Horde   -   Break out the Mirror Ball Cannons
Remote Scorched Earth Psychiatrist   -   Someone needs to do this to my brain
Mickey's Unicycle Challenge   -   Tony Hawks for 5 year olds
Nostalgic Motocross Mania   -   the Next Motocross game
WWII Terrorist Kid   -   pint sized terrorism in WWII, what could possibly go wrong?
Raging Hovercraft Slam   -   Isnt this Wipeout?

And Special Mention to:
Erotic Shaving Unit
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Jeff Vader on August 09, 2012, 03:37:05 am
The Last Karate Superstar  -  cool, a fighting game
German Graveyard Basketball  -  this sounds more like an actual sport than a game
Final Fantasy Fire Quest  -  does this mean they're trying something new?
Panzer Yeti 2000  -  ...
Erotic Yak Battle  -  just, no.
Jedi College - Hot Pursuit  -  is college before or after academy?
Jewish Programming Man  -  horror, puzzle or action?
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: butter_pat_head on August 09, 2012, 03:45:02 am
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Cyborg Midget Brawl
Mario's Cheese For Kids
Distinguished Stapler Explorer
Islamic Frog from Planet X
Third-World Combat - The Movie
Phoenix Wright: Workout Summit
Pixellated Porn Frenzy
Kirby's Hobo Extra
Undercover Basketball Assault
Final Fantasy Motorcycle GT
Monty Python's Assault Arena
Inbred Spatula Rally
Major Bomberman at the Olympics
Monty Python's Biplane Dance Party
Papal Cyborg X-treme
Jack Thompson's Janitor Solid
Tom Clancy's Hang Glider Insurrection
Create Your Own Jackhammer Disaster
Irish Math
International Deer Hunter Strike Force
Dwarven Math Smuggler
Derek Smart's Rocket Encounter
Everybody Loves the Laser Rush
Jackie Chan's Writing Vengeance
A Boy and His Spelling Syndicate
All-Star Bong College
All-Night Wheelchair DJ
Celtic Shotgun - The Next Generation

I could go on forever.  It helps if you try imagining what the boxart would look like for each title.  :D
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Alex Heartnet on August 09, 2012, 03:48:47 am
BudgetSoft Presents: Hitman in the Desert - Well, at least it will be open-world.

Pathetic Fighter Unleashed - Sounds hard.

Special Shark Colosseum - The blood sport of the FUTURE!

Dangerous Karaoke Disaster - Sounds like every single Karaoke machine ever.

Creepy Quantum Girl - How NOT to make a horror game.

Kung-fu Hovercraft Attack - Again, Wipeout.

The Cardboard Factory - Yet another one of those box-pushing puzzle games.

Urban Dentist Patrol - Stealth meets Horror.

Astral Hitman Insurrection - Sounds kinda like the upcoming game Dishonored.

Edit:  Toxic Casino Online - Oohhh, gambling and murder in an online environment?
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: The E on August 09, 2012, 03:57:15 am
Star Trek Lawnmower Task Force - That dude from the academy finally gets recognition

Battlefield: Sumo of Death - And you thought guns were the ****

Apathetic Barcode Rangers - Meh

WWII Trailer Park in Middle-Earth - That definitely needs to be a thing

Derek Smart's Sex Kingdom - OMG NOOOOO

Awesome Mind Control Dancers - So, Strippers, essentially?

Depressing Hobo Combat - HOW?

Irresistible Skate Police - I am almost certain that this exists

Irish Death Task Force - no comment

My First Skydiving in the Middle East - A radical new take on HALO-infiltrations in middle-eastern conflict zones. May or may not be pony-based.

Deranged Hillbilly Fight Club - can't talk about this. Nuke may be able to comment though.

Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on August 09, 2012, 04:39:15 am
Derek Smart's Sex Kingdom - OMG NOOOOO

defiantly on the list of cruel and unusual punishments for HLP members
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 09, 2012, 05:31:11 am
Derek Smart's Sex Kingdom - OMG NOOOOO

That must be the sequel to...

Derek Smart's STD Quest

Another one I rather like:

Excruciating Bubblegum Conquest - Bubblegum Crisis 2040's "bad end"
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: FireSpawn on August 09, 2012, 07:05:49 am
 :lol:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 09, 2012, 09:32:27 am
Scottish Rabbit Empire
The uprising is imminent... Aldo 14's mind control devices are primed to fire soon....


Narcoleptic Breakdance Beatdown
Short lived DDR. Uncontrollable sleep mode.


Viking Chipmunk Stars
Would actually have sold copies back in the "cool spot" "Bubsy" "James Pond" era.



What more can i say.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Scourge of Ages on August 09, 2012, 01:30:29 pm
Tasteless Jetpack in the Bayou - Alligator hunting without style, but with jetpacks!

Depressing Nudist Base - You think it'll be cool, but then it's nothing but old guys

Kamikaze Rollerball Kombat - I'd play that

Pathetic Battleship of the Third Reich - You know the one. It left drydock, and just sort of drifted around listlessly. There was only one hijink the entire tour.

Heavy Metal Graveyard in the Salad Kingdom - Prequel to Heavy Metal Graveyard: Vegetarians for Kids

8-Bit Software II - Comes in a plain white game box, with the name stenciled on the front

Looney Tunes Juggalo Paintbrawl - This needs no comment, neither does the next one

Wooden Transvestite: 2nd Impact
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on August 09, 2012, 01:57:01 pm
American Dentist Carnage - **** yeah!

Interactive Sword Derby - **** yeah!

Extreme Ghost of the Blood God - **** yeah!

Space Jetski Assault - **** yeah!

Inappropriate Submarine Task Force - Uhhhhh...

Paranoid Equestrian Pinball - Paranoid Pony is best pony (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qruO7SCO0FA)

Hardcore Lego Assault - Wat

Mystery Lizard Rider - It's Jesus on a T-Rex, **** yeah!

Awesome Horse Racing Massacre - **** yeah!

Depressing Furry Rangers - Nope (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLsBkickVo8)

Britney Spears' Underwear from Planet X - I think I would have to play this. :V

We Love Mushroom Farmer - :3

Divine Mountain Climber Dance Party - lol wut

Musical Shark of Magic - This is just getting silly.

Ye Olde Nudist Marines -  :shaking:

No One Can Stop the Deer Hunter - The Dark Project -  :wtf:

Death Defying Bowling Bloodbath - Yes.  Abso****inglutely.

Holy Drug-Dealing Rampage - Winner.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Scotty on August 09, 2012, 02:04:29 pm
Wooden Transvestite: 2nd Impact

:wtf:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Pred the Penguin on August 09, 2012, 02:20:13 pm
Kosher Caveman Battalion - Huh... Picture this.
Shadow of the Rollerball Babies - This would be awesome.
Catholic Jetpack For Kids - This sounds interesting...
Post-Apocalyptic Monkey Football - This is the game!
Wild Piano Expert - As opposed to tame piano experts?
3D Godzilla Beta - Please tell me this exists! :D
Colonial Alligator Racer - Just like what they played way back when?
Low G Rabbit Babies - lol
Golden Cyborg from Hell - I'd play this.
Sexy Football Bastards - hmm...
Sid Meier's Cannibal Rider - I keep trying to think of this as a civilization game...
In Search of Elevator Babies - Is this a simulation. :drevil:
Erotic Moped Rangers - I have nothing to say to this...
Psychedelic Fantasy from Mars - Now, this is the game! :P
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: An4ximandros on August 09, 2012, 02:31:22 pm
Space Sex Crisis
High-Speed Manlove Bloodbath
Sensual Fire Thieves
Dirty Valkyrie Sisters
Galactic Dinosaur Troopers - This needs to be a game.
Sid Meier's Turtle of Might and Magic
Communist Night Romp
Magnetic Sex Feud
Aero Equestrian Jihad
Silent Unicorn Overlords
God of Shotgun Strike Force
Eternal Sex of Magic
Inappropriate Aerobics of the Blood God
Helicopter Makeout
Soviet Porn Rescue
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on August 09, 2012, 02:39:15 pm
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Helicopter Makeout

Divine Quest for Baby Helicoptor
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Mongoose on August 09, 2012, 02:58:13 pm
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Sexy Pinball For Kids
Oh my.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: FireSpawn on August 09, 2012, 03:02:12 pm
Intense Snowboard at the Olympics- Okay, seems legit and rather respectable.

Blasphemous Boxing Rampage- Jesus boxing the prophet Mohamed springs to mind.

Frankenstein's Yoga Planet- Well he was a doctor who was able to reanimate dead body parts, so why the frack not?

Flamboyant Shopping World- Gok Wan: The Videogame

Professional Banana Jihad- As opposed to an amateur one?

Leisure Suit Sex Exhibition- lolwat?

Mega Man's Sailor Universe- Mega Man finally gives in to the pressure from the fanboys and replaces all his weapons with tentacles, before strolling into the nearest japanese highschool....Or it's just a standard game, just with more boats.

Fantastic Sniper Siege- Sounds fun. And slow....More slow than fun.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 09, 2012, 03:11:38 pm
Bizzaro Scooter Anarchy - Bizarro is redundant. Grand Theft Auto with scooters.
The Sniper Fandango - The first in the next series of TF2 updates after the Meet The series expires.
Elite Speed Force - Racing game.
Nuclear Sandwich Solid - THE ADMIN NEEDS SCISSORS! SIXXXXTTTTYYYY-ONE!
Scooby Doo and the Programming Epidemic - Bughunt: The Game, featuring a talking Great Dane
3D Software Party - FS Modding subforum: The Game
Micheal Jackson' Spatula Symphony - I'm not sure, but I kinda want to find out.
Happy Shock Battalion - Japanese electrostim visual novel
Perfect Mech Tale - Hungarian release of MechWarrior 3
Underground Tricycle Anthology - What is this I don't even
Little Porn Story - Where the Videogame Name Generator stopped being remotely clever about its sexual innuendo
Ghetto Submarine III - Russian Victor-I simulation game; pick fights with much more advanced Western submarines.
Orbital Cannibal Jamboree - Dead Space, is that you? What have they done to you!?
Phoenix Wright: Princess Dancers - Perfectly normal Phoenix Wright game.
Apathetic Toon House - Pretty much how I view The Sims.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: FireSpawn on August 09, 2012, 03:20:09 pm
Perfect Mech Tale - Hungarian release of MechWarrior 3

Sounds more like a JRPG to me, and a rather fun one at that!

STOMP ALL THE THINGS!
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on August 09, 2012, 04:00:56 pm
Had to have another run at this thing

Kamikaze Gnome Knights   [hiii akin]
Chocolate 3D - Total War [Hell yes]
Radical STD Jam   [:nervous:]
Masters of the Bomb 95 [wtf a plausable suggestion]
3D Stick - 2nd Impact [wtf 2 plausable suggestions]
It's a Mad, Mad Lacrosse Inferno [has potential]
The Muppets Shopping Fight Club [lol]
Topsy-Turvy Thief Returns [typical night out for many in the UK]
Maniac Golf Destruction [Probably wouldnt play it but would be tempted to watch the lets play]

and the special mention
Nudist Makeover Camp
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 09, 2012, 05:15:06 pm
Mary Kate and Ashley's Stapler DJ - what
Chillin' Landmine Dance Party - Everything DDR should have been as your legs get progressively shorter from the blown-off bits.
Tiny Cyborg Invasion - Saudi release of Small Soldiers: The Game.
Generic Forklift Detective - Attempt to make a game with the "He tried to kill me with a forklift" song as the main theme.
Return of the Funk - The Dark Project - Christian anti-rock propaganda.
Star Monster Struggle - Japanese name for Star Control 2.
Street Dragon Legends - Fairly standards sidescroller beat 'em up cloning off Streets of Rage.
Return of the Wheelchair from Mars - Tongue-in-cheek adventure game from the '90s. See also Day of the Tentacle and Leather Goddesses of Phobos.
World Programming Knights - SCP Coder: The Game
MTV's Yeti Odyssey - I have no idea.
Sid Meier's Bong Strikes Back - The day the Civilization series died.
Asian Karaoke Operatives - Italian release of Elite Beat Agents.
Fiery Dating Baseball - I got nothing.
Inept Computer Munchers - Like Number Munchers, but not as fun.
Special Internet From Hell - High Max: The Game.
Hardcore Goth GT - Not nearly as porny as you hoped from the title. And mostly guys.
Duke Nukem: Fun Noodle Commando - Duke Nukem game themed around chicks in swimwear.
Jamaican Car Assassins - The Jamaican side-gang from Grand Theft Auto 3 gets their own game.
A Boy and his Cardboard Kombat - Either a really awesome licensed Calvin and Hobbes Spaceman Spiff product, or the worst fighting game ever.
Nostalgic Crowbar Extra - Adequate description of many of the references I've made here.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Scotty on August 09, 2012, 05:34:50 pm
Retarded Axe of Might and Magic - Thog smash!
Royal Elevator Rampage - With such a high tension job, I'm not surprised it snapped.
Heavy Metal Chicken Overdrive - Chick-Fil-A last week.
Cool Platypus Syndrome - I got nothing.
Teenage Chase Arena - High school minus any pretenses of education.
Drunken Wrestling Fortress - What Dwarf Fortress should have been called.
Geriatric Equestrian Horde - My Little Pony in 30 years.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Commander Zane on August 09, 2012, 05:52:01 pm
Caesar's WWII Jihad - Julius' Holy War...in the early 40's. :wtf:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Mongoose on August 09, 2012, 06:45:38 pm
Cool Platypus Syndrome - I got nothing.
Curse you Perry the Platypus!
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: butter_pat_head on August 10, 2012, 02:32:44 am
Generic Forklift Detective - Attempt to make a game with the "He tried to kill me with a forklift" song as the main theme.

Otherwise known as Shenmue.    ;)
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on August 10, 2012, 03:04:51 am
More game names for more fun.


Brain-Damaged Kangaroo Zombies - I'm not sure just how terrified I should be.  I mean... zombies are pretty generic, but kangaroos will **** you up.  But if they're brain damaged zombie kangaroos?  Oh dear...

Obsessive-Compulsive Mountain Climber Police - ARREST! ALL the Mountain Climbers!

Bewildering Flatulence - 2nd Impact - I am... bewildered...

Romantic Frisbee Smackdown - :wakka:

Fabulous Pony Blast - 20,000% daily recommended allowance of gay.

Orbital Lego Boxing - This could be fun.

Kirby's Shotgun Raider - Kirby stops giving a **** about using abilities, prefers putting holes in things.  Awesomeness ensues.

Excruciating Drug-Dealing in the Magic Kingdom  - A bizarre take on the Tower Defense genre.  Endless waves of small children wander through the Magic Kingdom, and your job is to subdue them with your drug-dispensing towers.  No child left behind!

Presidential Wrestling 3000 - Sure, I would play this.

In Your Face Midget Ignition -  I laughed... I've played too much Borderlands lately. :V

Deep Space Internet Struggle - "Mayday!  Mayday!  A bunch of my ship fell off and I can't connect to the internet!
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Nohiki on August 10, 2012, 03:14:24 am
Infernal software - Win Vista?
The Nazi's revenge in salad land - What is this? I don't even...
Hideous toon princess - I have been through high school already, no thanks.
Galactic shopping marines - Horst Fuchs trying to sell new guns to ppl?
Legendary plumber blast - Sounds like something nintendo would make
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Alex Heartnet on August 10, 2012, 03:55:19 am
Deep Space Internet Struggle
Rival hacker groups seize control of every single space station, warship, and colony within a given solar system.  Chaos ensures as the groups use their hacking to try and destroy one another.  If something can't be taken over or destroyed electronically, then it gets taken over or destroyed physically through things like warships and commandos with mind control implants installed.

...This actually sounds like a good concept for a strategy game.  Someone needs to make this game.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 10, 2012, 04:17:44 am
Obsessive-Compulsive Mountain Climber Police - ARREST! ALL the Mountain Climbers!


This made me laugh.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: AugustusVarius on August 13, 2012, 10:45:31 pm
Insane Dwarf of the Blood God:   Uh, Dwarf Fortress?
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Veers on August 14, 2012, 04:35:12 am
Managed to find some ok/promising and not-so-great hits:

BudgetSoft Presents: Techno Commando  :  Yep, w/e
Undercover Driving Joe  :  Yep, w/e
Jewish Weight Loss Fantasy  :  Umm...
Holy Sword Dancers  :  Could be interesting
Sim Hair Salon Camp  :  Sims again...
Legacy of UFO - The Resistance  : 
Claustrophobic Combat Empire  :  Would this even have any urban fighting?
The Simpsons' Disco World  :  Tripping out
Tropical Bimbo Daredevils
Hardcore Viking Crusade  :  YES
Advanced Beach World Tour  :  Sandy beaches with wi-fi and USB 3.0 support
Virtual Dinosaur Family  :  ...
Inappropriate Afro Deluxe  :  Again, interesting
Presidential Bobsled Revenge  :  Always fun
Silent Paintball Football  :  How would this work?
Elderly Transvestite Unit  :  WTF
Obsessive-Compulsive Outlaw Dash  : 
Sleepy Beautician Syndrome  :  Trying to keep your beautician awake
8-Bit Biplane Showdown  :  Retro :)
It's a Mad, Mad Llama Boxing  :  Yep...
No One Can Stop the Jetpack Conflict  : 
Naughty Gun Invaders  :  A nice twist
Charlie Brown's Spatula Battalion  : 
Irresistible Fantasy Over Normandy  :  Again with Normandy?
It's a Mad, Mad Bong - Limited Edition  : 
Frankenstein's Forklift Babies  : 
Small-Time Sex - Total War  : 
The Harlem Globetrotters: Nudist Racer  : 
Dracula's Typing Bastards  : 
The Last Sandwich Creator  :  Helpful for us non-sandwich making folk I think....
Apathetic Mahjong Brothers  :
Ancient Sandwich Overload  : 
Unholy Sandwish Explosion  :
Incomprehensible Sandwich Spies  :
Cthulhu's Beast of the Damned  :


And my personal favorites:

Lethal Tetris II  -  IN RL!
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on August 14, 2012, 06:33:09 am
Cthulhu's Beast of the Damned  :

http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=81648.msg1628682#msg1628682


edit
had to have another run at this :rolleyes:

the first 4 are the first 4 names generated

Spirit of the Nudist on Wheels
Mythical Scooter Rocket
The Infernal Lego Mission
Jedi Scorched Earth Kombat

Eco-Friendly Kart Football
Stylish Alien Overlords
Create Your Own Office 2000
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 14, 2012, 06:40:31 am
Create your own office 2000 = AutoCAD no?


Randomly generated video game name box-art (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/randomly-generated-games.php) Seriously good stuff...

I believe Carl the Shivan may have seen it already.....
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: StarSlayer on August 14, 2012, 11:47:46 am
"Atomic Rainbow Symphony" I'm thinking Audio Surf only your piloting a MIRV?

"Bizarro Polka Punishment"  If Rockband/Guitar Hero hadn't tanked this accordion controller monstrosity would be the inevitable conclusion.

"Ghetto Spelunking Gang"  A mix of "The Warriors" and "The Descent"

"Retro Vegetarian Jr." Man if it had fit Nazi in there it could be Hipster Hitler the game.

"Morbidly Obese Carnival Combat"  He's the size of a bus and I still can't hit him with these piece of $@*# BB Guns!

"My Little Florist Marines" Semper Florens  OORAH!
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Patriot on August 17, 2012, 01:03:04 pm
Jamaican Bazooka of Death
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: FireSpawn on August 17, 2012, 02:00:59 pm
Cyborg Helicopter Special Edition
Miracle Desert Siege -The crusades have a new name.
The Care Bears' Sewer Annihilation
Monty Python's Donkey Trilogy
Stoic Cyborg Slaughter -Human Revolution to a tee.
Morbidly Obese Assault Interceptor 0_o
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 17, 2012, 03:26:13 pm
The Care Bears' Sewer Annihilation

I want to play this.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on August 17, 2012, 05:06:18 pm
ditto
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: karajorma on August 17, 2012, 08:52:13 pm
Planet of the Afro Slaughter

That's RACIST! :p
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Mongoose on August 17, 2012, 10:12:18 pm
Monty Python's Donkey Trilogy
This raises many questions.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Scourge of Ages on August 17, 2012, 11:16:02 pm
Monty Python's Donkey Trilogy
A donkey once bit my sister...
No really! She was carving her initials on the donkey with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on August 17, 2012, 11:55:59 pm
This thing continues to be more amusing than it has any right to be. :V
Let's see what sorts of silly things it will give us this time!

Adventures of the Spork of the Damned:   Hmmmmm.

Dirty Spork in Crazyland:  Errrrrrrr.
 
Fruity Handgun in Vegas:   wut

Morbid Spork World Tour:  Stop that! D:

Erotic Spider Struggle:  I am terrified and I don't want to play this game anymore. :shaking:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: An4ximandros on August 18, 2012, 01:39:03 am
So I gave this a shot again...

Tribal Hardware Troopers - Sounds like Rome - Total War.
Unbelievable Dragon Uprising - AKA Skyrim.
The Great Sandwich Demolition - Play as Sandwhich as he demolishes SPAM and Off-Topicness on the HLP Forums!
Kermit's Beast Rebellion
Boring Blade Runner - BLASPHEMY!
Ye Olde Bedtime Fighting - AKA: Pillow fighting - The Game
Blasphemous Kitchen - Total War
Elmo's Katana XP - This HAS to be made!
Virtual Pony Collection
Samurai Wizard Over Normandy
Soviet Puzzle Empire - The Russian name for Tetris :P
Awesome Battleship Warfare
Ancient UFO Shootout - ALIENS!
My Little Llama Espionage - Attempt to reproduce the MLP phenomenon with superior life forms.
Custom Mech Horde - Better known as Mechwarrior  :D
Save Yourself from the Nazi Troopers - ...
Revenge of the Nuclear Strikes
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: karajorma on August 18, 2012, 02:31:30 am
Boring Blade Runner - BLASPHEMY!

You could argue that the Theatrical Release was Hollywood's failed attempt to make the movie tie-in

Unfortunately they couldn't get Ridley Scott to make enough completely unnecessary changes to live up to the title. :p
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Ace on August 18, 2012, 05:15:44 pm
No One Can Stop the Dwarf - Limited Edition Dwarf Fortress the FPS?

Retro Hitman from Planet X Hipster Alien Hitmen- THE GAME!

Inbred Kangaroo Madness Poor Kanagroos...

Enormous Laser on the Oregon Trail I want to play this...

Fisher Price Shadow Carnage Okay...

Hitler's Surgery of Doom Hitler as a surgeon or are you a surgeon killing Hitler?

Inappropriate Elevator Assassins Oh boy...

Infinite Sex Nightmare I'm afraid... very afraid...
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Dragon on August 18, 2012, 05:22:02 pm
Save Yourself from the Nazi Troopers - ...
That would be a Japanese release of Wolfenstain 3D.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Legate Damar on August 18, 2012, 06:25:26 pm
Caesar's Robot Trainer - Silly humans claiming they had high technology in their more primitive years
Screaming Godzilla Uncensored - Humans enjoy reptilian bestiality?
Amphibious Caveman of the Dead - Typical product of an addled human mind
Jack Thompson's Platypus Girl - More bestiality
Maximum Stapler Forever - Humans glorify their office tools
Islamic Chess Saga - A primitive strategy game, far inferior to Kotra
Haunted Hobo Fight Club - This one actually sounds good
Strategic Punching Dreamland - Punch humans in their stupid scale-less faces over and over again
Hindu UFO Kid - A juvenile Shivan?
Mysterious Juggalo Interceptor - I have no words
Dracula's Hamster Gaiden - Silly humans and their obsession with the undead and small furry animals
Wooden Spork of Doom - The best weapon a human can come up with

This is amusing.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on August 19, 2012, 04:36:46 am
It's amusing to go through these and decide, if you saw a game with these titles, would you play it?

Brain-Damaged Monster Power:  I think I would play this. :yes:
Merciless Jackhammer Journey:  I would definitely play this. :yes: :yes:
Tactical Vegetarian Hop-A-Bout:  I would not play this. :no:
Explosive Bubble on the Oregon Trail:  I would maybe play this? :confused:
Manic Stapler vs. Street Fighter:  **** yeah I would play this. :lol: :yes:
Frankenstein's Booty Uncensored - NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Mongoose on August 19, 2012, 04:53:58 am
Samurai Wizard Over Normandy
All of my yes.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 17, 2012, 05:29:56 am
 :bump:

For the new generation............. (http://videogamena.me/)

Nerf Underwear Soldier :lol:
Internet Dragon Man
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on December 17, 2012, 06:04:19 am
DEKKER  :hopping: :mad:

Everybody Hates the Underwear Blaster
Mythical Punching Competition
Blazing Tetris in the Outback
Middle-Eastern Duck in Busytown
Caesar's Workout Challenge
In Search of Biplane Carnage
Star Trek Ice Cream Mayhem
Latino Chess Rangers
Shadow of the Toon Pinball
British Battle with Friends
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 17, 2012, 06:56:30 am
What do you mean?

I <3 Latino Chess Rangers...
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on December 17, 2012, 07:00:17 am
I had forgotten about this one and now I am tempted to keep going back to it.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 17, 2012, 08:10:21 am
Throbbing Metal Overload says you must post game with every poast.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on December 17, 2012, 08:21:26 am
the Amateur Bedtime Soldier sighs
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on December 17, 2012, 08:39:58 am
Goddammit not again
Hitler's Lawnmower Melee
**** YEAH
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: esarai on December 17, 2012, 08:50:29 am
I'd love to caption these... but the names speak for themselves:

M.C. Escher's Cooking Punishment
Cthulhu's Motorcycle Farmer
WWII Ostrich Feud
High-Speed Midget Punishment
Jamaican Booty Feud
Stupendous Puppy Oppression
Stoic Amish Mayhem
Legacy of Zamboni Kombat
My First Turtle Ransom
Morbidly Obese Lizard Rave
Jackie Chan's Equestrian Fever
Atomic Juggalo Island
Orbital Jackhammer Orchestra

Runners up:

Yoshi's Snowboard Insurrection
Rogue Kabuki on the High Seas
British Mushroom Rampage
Fancy Vampire of the Third Reich
Interstellar Crowbar Annihilation - aka Half Life
Wrath of the Barcode Armada - Target the barcodes.  Target everything.  SOMEBODY SCAN THEM.
Topsy-Turvy Vocabulary Inferno
Monty Python's Square Dancing Anarchy
Demonic Spatula Incident
Regal Tricycle Derby
Erotic Chainsaw Baseball
Gothic Hockey Commander
Mind-Bending Batman Ignition
The Infernal Gimp of Death
Revenge of the Dating Safari
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 17, 2012, 10:11:42 am
WWII Ostrich Feud
Stoic Amish Mayhem
Legacy of Zamboni Kombat
Orbital Jackhammer Orchestra
Erotic Chainsaw Baseball


I need to get on Dragons Den with all of these....
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: butter_pat_head on December 17, 2012, 12:46:36 pm
Save Yourself from the Weight Loss Commander
Phoenix Wright: Duck Football
The Harlem Globetrotters: Elevator Battalion
Erotic Yak Hop-A-Bout
Advanced Battleship Exhibition... Fancy new mainhall for FS2
The Care Bears' Nazi Armageddon
Tiger Woods' Frisbee of the Third Reich
Star Trek Gun Jamboree... The Elite Force games
Looney Tunes STD - The Card Game
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: An4ximandros on December 17, 2012, 01:03:15 pm
Dekker! What have thou done!

Irritating Love Conspiracy
Soviet Croquet Assault
Masters of the Internet Stars
Sexy Bimbo Dreamland
Monty Python's Landmine Combat
Search for the Software Syndrome
Jamaican Nuclear Assault
Imperial Viking Omega
Secret of the Sex with Friends
Attack of the Porn Explorer
Nuclear Office Rally
French STD from Mars
Romantic Writing Adventure
Catholic Army Palace
Insane Barbarian Assault
Communist Thunder Invaders
Occult Sailor in My Pocket
Ghetto Kitchen Warfare
Irritating Typing Knights
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: FireSpawn on December 17, 2012, 01:17:40 pm
Bloody hell, guess I've been dragged back into it.

Michael Jackson's Amish Summoner
Advanced Fashion Anarchy
Return of Wrestling in My Pocket
Almighty Hobo at the Olympics
Incredible Handgun Boy
Gothic Jetski Knights
Haunted Lowrider in My Pocket
Ghetto Submarine Beatdown
Scandinavian Trampoline Quiz
Heavy Harpoon All-Stars
Lazy Buddhist II


Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Lorric on December 17, 2012, 01:26:07 pm
This is wonderful!  :lol:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Legate Damar on December 17, 2012, 02:41:40 pm
Irritating Love Conspiracy - Every VN/dating game ever
Masters of the Internet Stars - Youtube: The Game
Sexy Bimbo Dreamland - Leisure Suit Larry?
Imperial Viking Omega - I like the sound of this
Secret of the Sex with Friends - Won't be secret for very long, I'd wager
Attack of the Porn Explorer - Using IE to view porn sites, you get a virus
Romantic Writing Adventure - Fanfiction.net: The game
Insane Barbarian Assault - Every Hack and Slash game ever?
Communist Thunder Invaders - Red Alert
Incredible Handgun Boy - Super Colombine Massacre RPG (yes, it's a real game)
Gothic Jetski Knights - Bad arctic themed Star Wars spinoff
Lazy Buddhist II - Now lazier than ever
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Deepstar on January 04, 2013, 08:48:02 pm
Indiana Jones and the Cyborg Basketball - Could be the name for the fifth movie...

Tom Clancy's Fantasy of the Deep - Maybe Terror from the Deep with Ponies and Unikorns?

Russian Chainsaw Assassins - LOL

Star Trek Sudoku Dynasty - I wonder that this game do not already exists...

Lucky Alien Family - Maybe a spin-off for Sims 3?

German Railroad of the Third Reich - Yeah ^^

Iron Yeti vs. The Space Mutants - That could be very interesting

Subterranean Worm Squadron - Maybe the Sequel to Tom Clany's title mentioned above.

Eco-Friendly Dungeon Nightmare - The new Dungeon Keeper...

Satan's Mutant Vengeance - Action-Adventure

Caesar's Disco Romance - Caesar has to seduce Cleopatra in a dance game, nice ^^

Darkest Fantasy Starring Mickey Mouse - Magical Quest 4?

Awesome Cowboy Annihilation - Arcade Shooter

Major Sex of the Damned - Maybe an Eroge  VN :D.

Forbidden Beast Special Edition - That could be really a game name...

Spooky Moon Chronicles - Sounds also interesting. Maybe a Horror-Adventure...

Star Wars Baking Tournament - Yes, baking with Yoda, Leia and Darth Vader. I ever dreamed of :D.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Veers on January 04, 2013, 09:17:43 pm
Derek Smart's Spork Racer
Soviet Princess Fantasy
Deadly Valkyrie Base
Bling Bling Lawnmower Destruction
Duke Nukem: Basketball Over Normandy
Retro Puppy Smash
Underground Nazi Fiasco
Hindu Florist Police
Vegetarian Square Dancing Gladiator
Flying NASCAR Carnage
Medieval Hillbilly of the Damned
Communist Dating on Wheels

My eyes!!!
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on January 07, 2013, 06:08:02 am
 :yes:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: SkycladGuardian on January 09, 2013, 06:24:12 am
Papal Porn of the Damned - whoa , my fantasy goes on a rollercoaster there...

Surprise Buddhist Uncensored - guess it's from the same studio as PPotD

Emo Raccoon in the Magic Kingdom - ah, no...  :wtf:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: FireSpawn on January 09, 2013, 09:09:00 am
Italian Military Through Time
War of the Lego Arena
Ebony Demon on Wheels
Excruciating Catapult Beatdown
Kung-fu Yoga Z
Psycho Mech in the Middle East
Geriatric Raccoon CD
Royal Volleyball Thieves
Nihilistic Crystal Tale

These all sound like the titles of games you find ind the bargain bin or in the £1 shop.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on January 09, 2013, 09:28:31 am
Italian Military Through Time
War of the Lego Arena
Ebony Demon on Wheels
Excruciating Catapult Beatdown
Kung-fu Yoga Z
Psycho Mech in the Middle East
Geriatric Raccoon CD
Royal Volleyball Thieves
Nihilistic Crystal Tale

These all sound like the titles of games you find ind the bargain bin or in the £1 shop.

I would probably give War of the Lego Arena and Ebony Demon on Wheels a go for £1 lol
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on January 09, 2013, 09:45:36 am
I dunno, excruciating catapult beatdown sounds nice. :P
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Herra Tohtori on January 09, 2013, 10:09:43 am
Hideous Porn vs. Capcom ...you can't make this up

Tactical Dragon Armada shut up and take my money

Luigi's Hammer - Hot Pursuit weegee SMASH

Furry Golf Deluxe  :wtf:

Dwarven Demon on Wheels DORFS

Hardcore Bazooka Commander   I don't even

Elderly Dungeon Rangers like Baldur's Gate, but with OLD MAIN CHARACTERS

Generic Hobo at the Olympics QWOP...

Profane Sniper Explosion

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/05/teamfortress2jarate.jpg)


EDIT: Adding a few more...
Inappropriate Demon Train
Scandinavian Manlove Commando
Sid Meier's Breakdancing Bastards
Team Makeout Marines
Distinguished Alligator Posse
Luigi's Gun Hunter
(sequel to Luigi's Hammer?)
Jedi Go-Kart in the Magic Kingdom  (it's more likely than you might think...)
Star Wars Walrus Dancers (please keep this game away from Robbaz)


And, discovered by qazwsx

Distinguished Gimp Terror

 :pimp:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on January 09, 2013, 10:14:38 am
Italian Military Through Time
War of the Lego Arena
Ebony Demon on Wheels
Excruciating Catapult Beatdown
Kung-fu Yoga Z
Psycho Mech in the Middle East
Geriatric Raccoon CD
Royal Volleyball Thieves
Nihilistic Crystal Tale

These all sound like the titles of games you find ind the bargain bin or in the £1 shop.

I would probably give War of the Lego Arena and Ebony Demon on Wheels a go for £1 lol

I missed that Psycho Mech in the Middle East just screams exploadie and thus would be highly interesting
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Herra Tohtori on January 09, 2013, 11:02:56 am
Mind-Bending Rocket Girl... aka Blue Planet: War in Heaven

 :p
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: FireSpawn on January 09, 2013, 11:24:04 am
Mind-Bending Rocket Girl... aka Blue Planet: War in Heaven

 :p

Is there anything that BP hasn't wormed its way into? I swear if Ubuntu pops up as an up-and-coming religion in the near future, I'll be forced to rebrand you as a wizard.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Mongoose on January 09, 2013, 12:20:12 pm
Scandinavian Manlove Commando
Oh myyyyyyyy.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Lorric on January 09, 2013, 12:34:24 pm
I love this thing, I really do. Keep 'em coming!

The genius who made this thing will surely, if they have not done so already, one day ascend to a higher plane of existence to the one inhabited by us mere mortals.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Black Wolf on January 09, 2013, 01:04:55 pm
The Care Bears' Nazi Armageddon

Yes.

(http://i48.tinypic.com/2jdkylv.jpg)
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Lorric on January 09, 2013, 01:10:57 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha!

I guess they need to get to Hitler and group hug him so he'll be ready to spead love and happiness all over the World instead of violence  :lol:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: FireSpawn on January 09, 2013, 11:38:42 pm
Scandinavian Manlove Commando
Oh myyyyyyyy.

(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/pearlgrrl/3be7cbde.png)


Back on topic:

Wandering Mountain Climber 25th Anniversary Edition
Space Vigilante Trivia
Omega Booty Summit
Charlie Brown's Quantum Jamboree
Robot Animal Trader
Lethal Lego Crime Scene Investigation
Undercover Pokemon Legend
8-Bit Fashion in My Pocket
Twin Nazi Blast
Scottish Whale Freak
In the Lost Kingdom of Police Armageddon
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on January 10, 2013, 01:16:47 am
Retarded Forklift Farmer
"No, paw, don't ya go tryin' to forklift the barn!  That's not gonna get rid of the bats!  Paw!  Noooo!"

Search for the Music Inferno 
AKA:  Just Another Day - Electric Boogaloo

Tasteless Cheese Island
What?  Nooo. :ick:

Winner winner winner
Disturbing Porn Frenzy
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Revan227 on September 03, 2013, 05:54:57 pm
bewildering shark underworld

in the lost land of Night Football
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Lorric on September 03, 2013, 06:04:49 pm
I'm really surprised it's been so long since this was last commented in.

I'm glad you brought it back though. I had meant to grab that Care Bears Nazi Armageddon picture before, somehow I must have got sidetracked. I have it now. :)
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: An4ximandros on September 03, 2013, 06:15:27 pm
 :wakka:

I totally forgot about this thing!

Speaking of which...

Quote
Cyber STD Inspector
Universal Truth?

Quote
Nuclear Pony Nation
'Questria! :P

Quote
The Castle of the Mech Syndicate
Someone make this a thing!
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: FlamingCobra on September 03, 2013, 08:57:16 pm
Nerf Caveman - Collector's Edition [I don't even]
Romantic Beast Dynasty [Beauty and the Beast: The Video Game]
The Castle of Dragon Rave [DDR with raves and dragons]
Grand Dungeon Solid
Sexy Cyborg from Another Dimension
Urban Lizard X-treme
Def Jam Barbarian Crime Scene Investigation
Astral Croquet Turbo
Toxic Software Overlords [o noes bad programming]
Biblical Beast Through Time [this sounds like a real possibility, actually]
Elegant Mafia College
Heinous Night on the High Seas [Pirates of the Caribbean: The Video Game]
Relentless Puppy Mania
Fatal Wheelchair Rage [**** YEAH]
Derek Smart's Demon in Africa [Sounds legit]
Beautiful Cannibal Restaurant  :wtf:
Disney's Horse Racing Dungeon [sounds legit]
Go Go Driving Jihad
Satan's Sloth Mayhem WHAT THE ****?
Deadly Unicycle Babies

ESRB A-rated titles:
Unpleasant Nudist Onslaught
Emo Bedtime Fight Club
Mexican Sex Dungeon
Catholic Booty Espionage
American Tank XXX
Australian Porn on Wheels
Fiery Nudist Party
Transvestite Magic Romance
Teenage Bimbo Brothers [how would this even work?]
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: BLARGHER on September 25, 2013, 04:00:26 am
Maybe a bit of a bump, but I had to share the glory that is: Transvestite Pirate Baseball
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on September 25, 2013, 04:06:50 am
Bump away...


This should never die.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: An4ximandros on September 25, 2013, 04:13:00 am
Unremarkable Katana Annihilation

This already exists:

(http://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/31/30995/daikatana.jpg)

EDIT: Generic WW2 In the Desert. *COUGH* *COUGH*

Enormous Nazi Zombies < This is teh fucing future rite ther. Zombies made giant,! (And probably dinosaurs too. But we don't go there (http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130228024025/residentevil/images/5/5f/Dc3-cover.jpg), it's a bad place.)
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Lorric on September 25, 2013, 10:19:17 am
Bump away...


This should never die.
This I agree with.

This thread is a source of much amusement. :nod:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Phantom Hoover on September 25, 2013, 10:32:40 am
Not from this name generator, but they deserve to be shared with the world:

Sandwich - The Card Game
Professional Octopus of the World
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on September 25, 2013, 01:12:26 pm
Dracula's Hang Glider Deathmatch
I can't think of any reason not to be in a hang-gliding death match with a vampire! :V

Kosher Hobo Shootout
Rated E for everyone.

Tropical Punching from Planet X
Wat?

Quiet Laser - The Movie
...?

Alcoholic Business on Wheels
AKA NASCAR Origins

Papal Booty Scandal
Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Nostalgic Whale Baseball
How would this even work?

The Care Bears' Internet in the Hood
Awwwww yeeeah.

The Secret Weapon of the Mountain Climber On The Road
[Subtitle not available]

Everybody Loves the Dentist Fortress
NOPE.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on September 25, 2013, 05:53:05 pm
Sexy Monkey DS  :nervous:

Dwarven Sudoku Hospital - will probably need a hospital after that

Inappropriate Bingo Zombies -  :nervous:

The Care Bears' Terrorist Spies -  :wakka:

Kinky WWE Ransom - isnt that just the girl on girl matched any way?
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: BLARGHER on September 25, 2013, 06:45:23 pm
Final Fantasy Weight Loss Fandango - Well, no way they could screw that up.

Excruciating Plumber Commando - A Mario themed platform hell. In first person.

Michael Jackson's Godzilla Jihad -  :confused:

Morbidly Obese Bible CD -  :shaking:

Kung-fu Manlove Factory -  :wtf: :nervous: :D

Brain-Damaged Workout Machine -  :nono:


Edit: The Great Worm III - Universal Truth all over again?  :eek: :shaking:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Mongoose on September 25, 2013, 07:12:12 pm
I kind of feel like Ninja Baseball Bat Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_Baseball_Batman) is crazy enough as-is without having to scramble it with other titles. :D
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: BritishShivans on September 25, 2013, 07:21:22 pm
Remote Vampire - 2nd Impact: Apparently, Vampires are not only remote-controlled, but are also Angels.
Killer Pogo Marines: Space Marine Chapters low on budget are known to use rocket pogos instead of Landspeeders.
Radical Spider Tournament: Customize your spider to be the most radical spider - ever!
Intellectual Landmine: The Resistance: Landmines gain sapience and rebel against the tyranny of their masters.
Team Shaving Spies: The BLU and RED Spies become barbers and shave people.
Depressing Booty 3000: In the near future, some space pirates find booty that induces chronic depression in all who look at it.
Maniac Gnome Restaurant: I can't think of any comment for this one. :P
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Dark RevenantX on September 25, 2013, 10:06:03 pm
Inbred Midget from Planet X

Or, better yet:

No One Can Stop the Terrorist Forever
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on September 25, 2013, 11:45:43 pm
Deep Space Mountain Climber Farmer

Brain-Damaged Punching with Friends

Rocket-Powered Boxing Rocket
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Falcon on September 26, 2013, 12:27:39 am
Got this:

Explosive Flatulence - Total War
The Secret Weapon of the Elevator Omega
Angry Lacrosse Mania
Big Lawnmower Pimps
Johnny Turbo's Golf Battle
Scottish Snowboard Operatives
Heavy Metal Trampoline Tactics
Australian Circus Gone Wild
Jack Thompson's Love in the Hood
Hardcore Math vs. Capcom
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Hobbie on September 26, 2013, 02:02:31 am
Fiery Music Commander
Viking Fun Feud
Bizarre UFO vs. Capcom
Atomic Afro Battle
French Bomb Knights
Small-Time Ping Pong of the Third Reich
First-Person Cricket Adventure
Silly Quantum Squadron
Impossible Kung-fu Boy
Children of the Metal Strike Force
Mystical Midget Over Normandy
British Beautician Rave
Vegetarian Motocross Fight
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Scooby_Doo on September 27, 2013, 04:56:37 am
Tony Hawk's Sudoku Underworld
Mary Kate and Ashley's Fencing Over Normandy
History of the Flatulence Dash
Interactive Vegetarian vs. Capcom
Flamboyant Plunger Soldier  :wtf:
Magic Florist Hoedown
Catholic Chainsaw Summit  :eek2:
Pathetic Sex Underground  :sigh:
Create Your Own Donkey Exhibition  :eek2:
Lost Midget Over Normandy
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: An4ximandros on September 27, 2013, 05:06:46 am
My Very Own Fighter Armageddon. - In other words... Freespace? :P
Jewish Sandwich Dudes.
Battle Guitar Explorer.
War of the Octopus Marines - ... Crysis?
Pagan Makeout Combat
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Legate Damar on September 27, 2013, 01:40:51 pm
Final Fantasy Ostrich on the Oregon Trail

Wagon trains pulled by chocobos?
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: headdie on September 27, 2013, 06:15:55 pm
Nudist Cookie Melee
Miracle Landmine Colosseum
Battle Llama Universe
Underground Wagon - Hot Pursuit
Demonic Dance Spectacular
Screaming Gun Colosseum
Grand Karate Hospital
Space Bimbo Underworld
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Scourge of Ages on September 28, 2013, 01:39:41 am
Final Fantasy Ostrich on the Oregon Trail

Wagon trains pulled by chocobos?

I'd play that.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: BLARGHER on September 28, 2013, 02:46:33 am
Hillbilly Hoedown Blast
Irish Gun Express
American Puppy X-treme
Hitler's Gopher Zombies
Japanese Insect Showdown
Lovely Flatulence XXX -  ;7
Super Sexy Squirrel Psychiatrist -  :shaking:
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: BritishShivans on September 28, 2013, 06:35:48 am
Super Sexy Squirrel Psychiatrist -  :shaking:

oh **** son the furries are here

get out the blessed flamethrower
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on September 28, 2013, 03:24:54 pm
Derek Smart's WWII XXX


(http://i.imgur.com/GM9XKYl.gif)
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: An4ximandros on September 28, 2013, 04:23:45 pm
Naughty Cannibal of the Dead...

Soviet Makeout! Hail comrades! We must be Lenin, with our sexuality.*wink* (This was a horrible attempt at a joke)

Generic Dog Fighter Wat.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: BLARGHER on September 29, 2013, 02:31:35 am
Enraged Programming 2000 - One of Goober's prototypes?

Nighttime Sandwich - The Movie - Two in a row that remind me of admins.  :confused:

Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: FlamingCobra on September 29, 2013, 08:03:16 pm
In Search of the Disco Rider - Axem is missing. YOU must find him!

Metal Sex Strikes Back  :nervous:

Magnetic Porn Party - I would play this.

The Six Million Dollar Equestrian Kingdom - In other words... My Little Pony?
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Scourge of Ages on October 03, 2013, 08:25:01 pm
Primal Jetpack Football

YES.
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: watsisname on December 23, 2013, 04:18:02 pm
Barbie's Grizzly Bear Punch-Out!!

take my monies, take all of them
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Lorric on December 23, 2013, 04:33:58 pm
The eternal thread. It must never die! :D

I ran through a few presses of the button. An amusing one was Lost Dinosaur Yoga. Dinosaurs doing Yoga? About the last creatures I'd think capable of such a thing.

Another one, Spectral Viking Knights, sounds like fun. :)
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: Torchwood on December 24, 2013, 03:31:55 pm
Ooh, this would be so convenient for Game Dev Tycoon. Writer's block no more.

Here's the best ones it gave me:
Robotic Drug-Dealing Empire - a game about a robot mafia monopolizing all underworld drug trade and eliminating meatbag dealers
The Octopus Insurrection - like X-Com Terror form the Deep, but with giant octopus aliens
Derek Smart's Gimp XXX - in which Derek Smart learns a whole new meaning of 'engage subspace drive'
Russian Donkey Punishment - an object lesson in dealing with asinine dissidents
Chillin' Pokemon Strike Force - a crossover between A-Team, Rainbow Six and Pokemon
Sleeping Math Madness - how long can you stay awake in a marathon of calculus lessons?
Battlefield: Hockey Romance - a yaoi dating sim about manly men in sports and their secret loves
Dirty Hobo Hunt - finding a permanent solution for poverty and homelessness
All-American Afro Revisited - a history of blaxploitation
Spooky Business Insanity - run a company competing against ruthless rival enterprises and the former CEO's ghost
Battle Hair Salon Hop-A-Bout - actually, I have no idea for that one...
Because it's fun, here's a few more:
African Viking Carnage - Those vikings get around...
Rocket-Powered Gnome Interactive
Transvestite Catapult in Vegas
Big Bird's Mind Control Fest - All glory to bird. Must obey bird...
Everybody Loves the Sex Saga
Robot Nudist of Love - check out them circuits!
High-Speed Laser in the Dark - lighting the way at 3e8 meters per second
The Six Million Dollar Assault vs. The Space Mutants - proof that the military are cheapskates.
Legacy of Sandwich Legend
African Graveyard Forever - what?
Narcoleptic Guitar Fever - they couldn't get a license to use Eric Clapton's name, so they had to anagram it
Throbbing Barbarian Smackdown
Ye Olde Surgery - The Card Game
Prehistoric Kung-fu Corps
Corporate Dungeon Plus
Erotic Shark Punishment
Tasteless Hair Salon Dudes
Fisher Price Blood Fight
Title: Re: The Video Game Name Generator.
Post by: An4ximandros on December 24, 2013, 04:00:58 pm
Alien Terrorist From the Deep - ...
The Makeout Horror - Relive the awkwardness of your first time.
Black Internet Scandal - I don't even what