One day, Fury, The_E, Battuta, Dilmah_G, Dragon, Herra Tohtori, Rian, and Darius walk into a bar. They sit down on adjacent stools, except for Darius, who levitates in the lotus position.
Fury orders a drink but insists on mixing all the ingredients himself, packaging the recipe into a .VP, and uploading it IMMEDIATELY. Unfortunately the bartender doesn't have internal access.
The_E never gets around to ordering because he has to adjust a letter on the menu by three pixels.
Dilmah_G orders a drink but before he can even taste it there are two rival gangs coming in through the windows and RUN DILMAH RUN IT'S A SAMOAN WITH A SIXTEEN-INCH BUTTERFLY KNIFE
Battuta starts to order a drink, but before he can finish, he decides he's not really satisfied with his dialogue and he's going to take it in a different direction.
Dragon is hauled away in handcuffs for trying to carve a normal map into the bartender. On his way out, he complains that the cop car has alpha channel problems.
Herra Tohtori refuses to order because he's busy trying to figure out how the hell Darius is levitating.
Rian refuses to speak to the bartender unless he transcodes everything he says into .ogg.
The bartender turns to Darius in frustration. "I haven't managed to sell a single drink! My night is ruined! Unless you can think of a way to recoup my lost sales, I'm going to ban Blue Planet from my bar!"
"Well," Darius says, "there's a reason we cast Dekker in two roles..."
