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Offline General Battuta

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ten thousand battutas
on: October 04, 2010, 08:39:54 am
one myriad of battutaposts! all battutas rejoice!

all nonttutas suckle from the teat of wisettuta, and lo, there is a new dawn!

also we finally implemented a UEF support ship
 

Offline Spoon

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #1 on: October 04, 2010, 08:41:26 am
*Spoon suckles from the teat of wisetutta*
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #2 on: October 04, 2010, 08:41:57 am
Congratulations! You are hereby promoted to decamillitutta!
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #3 on: October 04, 2010, 08:54:59 am
it is an arbitrary number, only significant because we happen to use ten as our base number for numerals.

In binary, it is 10011100010000. In hex, it is 2710.

If we were using Babylonian numbers it would be (2k^2 + 46k^1 + 40k^0, k=60)!


There's nothing special about that number! It's not even a prime!
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #4 on: October 04, 2010, 08:58:24 am
* Jeff Vader does not understtuta wtf is going on in here
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #5 on: October 04, 2010, 09:00:17 am
Steele to Snipes, acquire targettuta and fire.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story
 

Offline Deadly in a Shadow

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #6 on: October 04, 2010, 09:03:51 am

You´re no General anymore, You´re Admiral Battuta now :nod:
"Ka-BOOOOOOOOM!!!!"
"Uh, Sir we can hear the explosion."
"No you can't, there is no air in space. Sound can't travel through a vacuum!"
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #7 on: October 04, 2010, 09:10:23 am
Quote from: Herra Tohtori on October 04, 2010, 08:54:59 am
it is an arbitrary number, only significant because we happen to use ten as our base number for numerals.

In binary, it is 10011100010000. In hex, it is 2710.

If we were using Babylonian numbers it would be (2k^2 + 46k^1 + 40k^0, k=60)!


There's nothing special about that number! It's not even a prime!

when you find your thread in trouble, spam report and wait for me
overlord battuta sets you free
and when hard light is boring, he will spam about bp
overlord battuta sets you free

little bats, little bats, little bats, little bats
gather 'round wisettuta, little bats

when irc has gotten srs, wait for him to rage at thee
banttuta is so mighty, little bats
when he hears haters, he ragequits
trolltuta is so mighty, little bats

little bats, little bats, little bats, little bats
use snide personal attacks, little bats

little bats, little bats, little bats, little bats
lock threads when you are losing, little bats
 

Offline T-LoW

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #8 on: October 04, 2010, 09:16:20 am


 :hammer:
The german Freespace-Galaxy

"There was a time before we were born. If someone asks this is where I'll be."
 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #9 on: October 04, 2010, 09:23:15 am
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #10 on: October 04, 2010, 10:21:17 am
Quote from: Jeff Vader on October 04, 2010, 08:58:24 am
* Jeff Vader does not understtuta wtf is going on in here
Me either. Something about gay porn and support ships I think.

Quote from: NGTM-1R on October 04, 2010, 09:00:17 am
Steele to Snipes, acquire targettuta and fire.
Wilco, tally one visual, fox three.
 

Offline Darius

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #11 on: October 04, 2010, 10:25:56 am
Clearly jobtutta is not being worked hard enough at his new job.

And yes we can retire the Centaur support ship now.
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #12 on: October 04, 2010, 11:06:28 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on October 04, 2010, 10:21:17 am
Quote from: Jeff Vader on October 04, 2010, 08:58:24 am
* Jeff Vader does not understtuta wtf is going on in here
Me either. Something about gay porn and support ships I think.

Spoiler:
Look at Battuta's post count, you idiots.
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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Offline Rodo

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #13 on: October 04, 2010, 11:38:36 am
OMG! we are doomed, and I always thought the end would come on 2012 :(
el hombre vicio...
 

Offline Satellight

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #14 on: October 04, 2010, 02:06:23 pm
Hey ! 10 007 posts now ! James Bondtutta is here  :lol: !!!
Never far away from HLP and from a computer with an installed FreeSpace.
 

Offline Scourge of Ages

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #15 on: October 04, 2010, 03:00:57 pm
Wait, why would you retire the Centaur? After all, the GTVA is still using it. And when the GTA and UEF diverged, they were both using it.
Actually, why can't the Feds still use the Prometheus (S) cannon?

And <Congratulations!> to boredtutta.
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #16 on: October 04, 2010, 03:10:41 pm
Quote from: Scourge of Ages on October 04, 2010, 03:00:57 pm
Wait, why would you retire the Centaur? After all, the GTVA is still using it.

No they're not, they replaced it with the Hygeia. The Aranyaka is a big step up from the Centaur in a few respects.

Quote
Actually, why can't the Feds still use the Prometheus (S) cannon?

Both the Rapier and Maul are derivatives of the Prometheus.
 

Offline T-LoW

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #17 on: October 04, 2010, 03:40:25 pm
Nobody appreciates my paint-work :hopping:
That was the first and the last :(
The german Freespace-Galaxy

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Offline General Battuta

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #18 on: October 04, 2010, 03:45:05 pm
Quote from: T-LoW on October 04, 2010, 03:40:25 pm
Nobody appreciates my paint-work :hopping:
That was the first and the last :(

it was awesome, plz don't stop  :(
 

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Re: ten thousand battutas
Reply #19 on: October 04, 2010, 04:53:11 pm
We can't post here...this is batt country
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
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