Holy **** why am I so incredibly amazing? And why do I only get a 2000 characters to talk about how sugoi I am? Do you even understand, bro? Do you even grasp the situation here? You are basically standing in the presence of a modding GOD here. You heard of that Darius guy? Axem? Battuta? mjn.mixael? Small time, all of them, lesser demi gods. The one who you should be praising is Spoon, me. The one and only. I mean, I don't always talk about myself, but when I do, I talk about how awesome I am. Not only is my texturing and modelling superior to that of nerds like Oddgrim, Hades, Easari and Aesaar. I also destroy people's self esteem with such critical and deadly reviews that they quit the world of modding forever. I am the deadliest son of a ***** in the whole modding world. You think Battuta is cool because he writes a little book? Mate, please. I invented writing, I was putting grammatically incorrect words on digitial paper before the world even understood its true meaning. Hell, I probably made a **** load of grammatical mistakes in this bit and I don't even give two ****s because I am the law, I am the Alpha male. The only one who rivals my brilliance at brief intervals is DEREK SMART DEREK SMART DEREK SMART. You still think I am trying to be funny here? Huh? If you want funny, play that terrible JAD campaign, it's filled with ANIME and DISCO so only HORRIBLE people enjoy that kind of thing. Are you a HORRIBLE person? Compared to me, hell yeah you are. I piss on babies because they won't even remember when they grow up, and I am STILL a superior human specimen.
, I transcended humanity long ago. Became a Spoon. I figured I'd be more fair because I was setting the bar for being a human so high, nobody was able to live up to the average anymore. Yeah, that's right, you better run. Because **** son, if I catch you, I'll break you, not because I mean to do so, but because just being in my mere presence warps reality in such a way that your bodily functions ju