Tasteless Jetpack in the Bayou - Alligator hunting without style, but with jetpacks!
Depressing Nudist Base - You think it'll be cool, but then it's nothing but old guys
Kamikaze Rollerball Kombat - I'd play that
Pathetic Battleship of the Third Reich - You know the one. It left drydock, and just sort of drifted around listlessly. There was only one hijink the entire tour.
Heavy Metal Graveyard in the Salad Kingdom - Prequel to Heavy Metal Graveyard: Vegetarians for Kids
8-Bit Software II - Comes in a plain white game box, with the name stenciled on the front
Looney Tunes Juggalo Paintbrawl - This needs no comment, neither does the next one
Wooden Transvestite: 2nd Impact