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Offline Legate Damar

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Legate Damar and his merry band of delusions
Hmmm...

1. We are very athletic... Vulcans are stronger than us though, and humans and Klingons can beat us sometimes. I'm going to say no.

1a. Again, no.

2. I guess no, but who cares about human standards?

2a. Again

3. Obviously, yes

4. Does our amazing charm count? Eh, I guess no.

5. Well our sense of style... but this is probably a no too.

6. I wouldn't know, I don't date outside of my species. I guess no by default.

7. Yep. Bajoran music especially sucks.

8. Of course. We're right, after all.

9. Tough one. The Prophets and Pah-Wraiths actually exist, so we can't call the Bajorans superstitious... Imma say no.

10. Why are these bad things again? I say no though

11. Compared to others? No. That's what a galactic replicator-based economy does.

12. If "perfect harmony" means subjugation, then yes.

13. We have rivals... for now.

14. Without doubt. All would benefit from emulating our system.

15. Well yes. Silly question.

16. No (we're still working on that).

17. No

18. No

19. No

19a. No

20. Of course we are

21. Uhh... No comment

22. Yes, save Dukat

23. Of course, no one is justified

24. Uh, no

24 b. No

25. No

25b. No

26. Well I already am, so I guess yes.

27. Of course!

Score: 23

... This "test" is obviously anti-Cardassian propaganda.

 

Offline The E

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Re: Legate Damar and his merry band of delusions
No, LD, you are the best anticardassian propaganda in existence.

Noone else has managed to make an entire fictional race as unappealing as you have managed to do in just a few posts.
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