Hmmm...
1. We are very athletic... Vulcans are stronger than us though, and humans and Klingons can beat us sometimes. I'm going to say no.
1a. Again, no.
2. I guess no, but who cares about human standards?
2a. Again
3. Obviously, yes
4. Does our amazing charm count? Eh, I guess no.
5. Well our sense of style... but this is probably a no too.
6. I wouldn't know, I don't date outside of my species. I guess no by default.
7. Yep. Bajoran music especially sucks.
8. Of course. We're right, after all.
9. Tough one. The Prophets and Pah-Wraiths actually exist, so we can't call the Bajorans superstitious... Imma say no.
10. Why are these bad things again? I say no though
11. Compared to others? No. That's what a galactic replicator-based economy does.
12. If "perfect harmony" means subjugation, then yes.
13. We have rivals... for now.
14. Without doubt. All would benefit from emulating our system.
15. Well yes. Silly question.
16. No (we're still working on that).
17. No
18. No
19. No
19a. No
20. Of course we are
21. Uhh... No comment
22. Yes, save Dukat
23. Of course, no one is justified
24. Uh, no
24 b. No
25. No
25b. No
26. Well I already am, so I guess yes.
27. Of course!
Score: 23
... This "test" is obviously anti-Cardassian propaganda.