EIGHTH: Which project did you join?
EIGHTH: Wah hah hah hah... Quite the mystery, isn't it? Storytime, children! I was actually part of that project before, and then after it had finished, I auditioned for the role for the Eighth Beta Tester. They promised me a giant, 5 part stage, ultimate fight with bad-ass music. But they had budget problems in JAD2.21 and cut me down to 5 seconds, but they said they'd make it up in the second part! ... They took forever! No paychecks even! I wasn't on screen enough (they didn't even show my gorgeous face)! Eventually my old project was restarting again, so I jumped ship and... am still waiting to get paid there too.............. (Maybe BP needs a star pilot? Anyone have Darius' number?)
Epsilon 1: But wouldn't a capship be more efficient than a fighter in blowing things up? Don't tell me you're developing a personality! STOP THE PRESSES THIS IS BREAKING NEWS
Epsilon 1: My skills are limited to fighter combat.
In fairness, the berserk system can make fighters a significant threat to capital ships.
Holley: Yeah but the Ares can't use the Berserk system so- wait, no. It... can... use it... Yeeeah.. The Ares just needs to be right next to the ship. Preferably in front of the beam cannons!
Meddy, Sherry, and Harriet:
If you were to look for a replacement to the Loki, what would you choose?
Meddy: I would want something really smooth. Sleek, and bright, colors all over. Good fuel economy, and a expert autopilot. Oh and good seats! Losna looked pretty nice.
Sherry: I would like something with a high quality camera and sensor suite package. Perhaps an Aurora?
Harriet: Mmmmm...
Meddy: Harriet had her eyes glued to the Heartbreaker when it first came out.
Harriet: Mmhmm!
Delta 1: Have you ever considered you are attracting too much female attention for own good? At this rate, you're courting death by swarm of angry yanderes.
Delta 1: I have always believed that there is no such thing as too much attention, especially from the female half of the Terran population, and, uh...
Delta 1: (Holley, which one is yandere again?)
Holley: (The ones you want to keep away from knives and other girls)
Delta 1: (...Right...)Delta 1: But I guess there could be such a thing as too much... localized attention.
Holley: Especially in cases of mistaken identity?
Delta 1: M-maybe...