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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
I should note that StarSlayer somehow disappeared as well (perhaps he was fragged by an irate sergeant), so it's actually worse than it sounds.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
shootin like i postin

 

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Squad 2, we need to talk about those survival statistics. In this outfit, we get the job done, and then we go on to the next. Can't do that when you're dead, so don't start thinking that just because there's spiffy new armor in the pipeline, you're already wearing it, understood?
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Sure, you guys managed to get some stuff done. Sure the last mission was a success. But those survival rates gotta go up...  :nono:
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
yo squad one y'all can't just talk **** like that. settin youself up for karmic blaster bombs

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yo squad one y'all can't just talk **** like that. settin youself up for karmic blaster bombs

~puffs on bong~

As long as you're the one taking the shots, I think they'll be fine.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
shootin like i postin

I didn't even mention the part where at a range of three squares you missed a three-round burst at an unarmed floater, and Mjn.Mixael had to kill it with his pistol.
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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
I propose that Squad two gets renamed as the Mobile Infantry, and be done with it. That way, the mortality rate is directly proportional to how badass we are.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
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Deployment against a UFO downed by Scotty over California was the first combat use. -Joshua- and SpardaSon were issued the two prototype suits. The mission was fought in daylight. Neither Flying Suit was hit, but both troopers wearing them scored kills and reported the tactical mobility granted by flight was highly useful.

Interestingly enough, I have started playing Tribes: Ascend today - Being issued flying suits is one hell of a coincidence 0_o.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
shootin like i postin

I didn't even mention the part where at a range of three squares you missed a three-round burst at an unarmed floater, and Mjn.Mixael had to kill it with his pistol.

hey, man, i don't dig this military stuff. luminous beings are we, you know? i bet my psi strength is 99

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
dammit, I can't seem to survive my first mission :p
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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Hmmm... I enlist in the cause!  A bit late, yeah, but whatevs, better than never. 
Preferably as support or heavy weapons, but if you need another redshirt that's fine too.
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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
dammit, I can't seem to survive my first mission :p
At least you weren't gapped out of existance. :P

 

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
As saddened as I am to die, the capture of a leader in the same mission more than makes up for it, Good luck Team 2, and know I hold no malice as a result of my death.

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put me in. i want to be like battuta, i mean really who doesnt
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Sign me up for resurrection - Dekker's Pad is in the UK, so it's concievable I've got some children out there with a bone to pick with Alien Invaders.
Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
yo squad one y'all can't just talk **** like that. settin youself up for karmic blaster bombs

~puffs on bong~

As long as you're the one taking the shots, I think they'll be fine.

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Squad 1 might be good at fighting the aliens, but Squad 2 has that certain je ne sais quoi.  I think that the military experts on this board will back me up that that is how most wars are actually won.

 

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Mmmk, been playing a bit meeself, and... how to you instruct your troops to fire?  I won one battle with setting the little thing for saving TU for reaction snap / aimed / auto shots, (lost 4) but after being decimated several times, I realized that there has to be a fire command... How do you do that?  I think I was only using reaction snap shots all this time.  :nervous:

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
There should be little icons in the bottom left to select snap/aimed/auto.

 

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Yes, but how do you target the alien?  I don't know how to get the crosshair thing that I see in some snapshots.  Clicking the alien doesn't seem to work.  Nor does right-click.