[Grizzly]

On mara:
Blue screen of death! (yeah, I am color blind)
On Sathanas:
If you can read this you are to close to my beam cannon
On my own ship:
42

[GenericCorvette]

(On a Sathanas)
-I roadkill SOC pilots.
-I think I accidently made the Capella campfire go supernova.
-Please do not bomb the little pointy arms.

(On a Shivan Comm Node)
-Someone replaced our Bosch Beer with warheads.
-We're psycho hedge trimmers on crack. See the spinny thingy?
-You got mail!

(On a Colossus)
-I smell burnt toast. Hey, where'd the reactor go?

[Bob-san]

On the GTI Arcadia...
Panic at the Disco Inferno.




Welcome to Hard Light Productions! Here are the minor offenses, and their corresponding punishments! Never comined "F", "S", or "3" in a thread! This minor offense is usually combated by the use of our standardized Flame-throwers! But, due to budget problems and a few legal concerns (lawyers don't like clients charred to their bones), there is no longer napal in the flame thrower, but rather holy water! Another major offense is disturbing our little buddy (hey! That was my lunch!) called Carl, the resident Shivan who has taken a fancy to living in our walls! Throw him your lunch, and you should be fine... But if you happen to be caught in the wall with Carl, simply take the emergancy saw, and cut off a few limbs! Carl should stop persuit, but if he doesnt... you're on your own! If you wish to leave HLP, simply walk to the back of the ship, and operate the airlocks! The only problem with that choices is the airlocks no longer work! You may check-out any time you wish, but you many not leave HLP! If you should have any concerns, simply walk to the bridge and open up the weapons locker. Inside is your standard AK-47 and Plasma Rifle! However, most of us have a bit of a hard time getting in, as only moderators, the hyper-intelligent shade of blue, and have keys in! If you are a bit weary of staying on HLP, simply blow through the airlock and try to make your way over to the Game-Warden sister-station. Be careful, though! We are out of space suits, and I hear space doesn't have much oxygen... or much of anything! Good luck and enjoy your stay!


EDIT: Changed ship class
EDIT 2: WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Iron Wolf]

Whats up with all the exclamation marks?

[Sarafan]

On a Deimos:

The real king of corvettes!

On a Sobek:

The real king of corvettes!

On a Moloch:

<incoming transmission>!

On a Lilith:

It's all about quality, not quantity.

On a Aelous:

Flak you!

[Iron Wolf]

On a Aelous:

Flak you!

I dunno, but that strikes me as funny if a guy on the colossus is reading it...

[Nuclear1]

(On a Shivan Comm Node)
-Someone replaced our Bosch Beer with warheads.
-We're psycho hedge trimmers on crack. See the spinny thingy?
-You got mail!

(On a Colossus)
-I smell burnt toast. Hey, where'd the reactor go?

[Snail]

On the Azrael:

ICE CREAM VAN

[JGZinv]

Special Delivery!

[Bob-san]

On Alpha 1's ship...
Subspace called; they want their shivans back.

[wtf_cl0vvn]

D3r3k 5m4r7 for President! (reference? )

FRED is coming, look busy.

On the back of the Colossus:

I don't brake for Orions.

On the back of ANY bomber:

Tailgate me and I'll...hit c-3-8!

[Charismatic]

not c31? its more effective

[wtf_cl0vvn]

nah, by that point you get owned anyhow...

[takashi]

what? this is still going?

written on alpha ones ship:

~+K to you!

[Turey]

what? this is still going?

written on alpha ones ship:

~+K to you!

It's only still going because you necro'd it.



What is this, the second time I've had to use that in this thread?

[Sarafan]

It's only still going because you necro'd it.



What is this, the second time I've had to use that in this thread?

Then maybe you should get that written on your ship.

[vamitul]

On the back of any shivan ship:
"Make love! Not war!"

On a Meson bomb:

"Overated firecracker"

On the back of an old, beat up Ulysses:

My wife gets to fly a Erinyes.. and i end up with THIS??!?

[Bob-san]

Welcome to Hard Light Productions! Here are the minor offenses, and their corresponding punishments! Never comined "F", "S", or "3" in a thread! This minor offense is usually combated by the use of our standardized Flame-throwers! But, due to budget problems and a few legal concerns (lawyers don't like clients charred to their bones), there is no longer napal in the flame thrower, but rather holy water! Another major offense is disturbing our little buddy (hey! That was my lunch!) called Carl, the resident Shivan who has taken a fancy to living in our walls! Throw him your lunch, and you should be fine... But if you happen to be caught in the wall with Carl, simply take the emergancy saw, and cut off a few limbs! Carl should stop persuit, but if he doesnt... you're on your own! If you wish to leave HLP, simply walk to the back of the ship, and operate the airlocks! The only problem with that choices is the airlocks no longer work! You may check-out any time you wish, but you many not leave HLP! If you should have any concerns, simply walk to the bridge and open up the weapons locker. Inside is your standard AK-47 and Plasma Rifle! However, most of us have a bit of a hard time getting in, as only moderators, the hyper-intelligent shade of blue, and have keys in! If you are a bit weary of staying on HLP, simply blow through the airlock and try to make your way over to the Game-Warden sister-station. Be careful, though! We are out of space suits, and I hear space doesn't have much oxygen... or much of anything! Good luck and enjoy your stay!



 

That is what? My third kill of the thread?

[Tyrian]

What Alpha 1 paints on his ship after killing several hundred Shivans:

"God, doesn't anyone stay dead around here?"

[hip63]

One on the Front (written in reverse for rear view mirrors):
       "Smile: You're Dead"

and One for the Back:
       "One word for tailgaters:
               AFTERBURNER"

hip63