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Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #160 on: May 08, 2007, 03:16:49 pm
On an Aeolus:
You will be flakked alive.
 

Offline flakked alive

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #161 on: May 08, 2007, 04:05:28 pm
 :lol:
Quote from: Snail on May 08, 2007, 03:16:49 pm
On an Aeolus:
You will be flakked alive.
"BLASTED FLAKK TURRETS !"
*extracts shrapnel from a** with tweezers
 

Offline vamitul

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #162 on: May 16, 2007, 03:52:55 am
just started derelict.. so.. here's another one:

"Go ahead! Shoot me! I'll buy more duct tape"
In 1807 Dracula was feeding with the blood of young virgins.
We are sorry to report that in 2007 Count Dracula was found dead in his mansion, due to extreme starvation.
 

Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #163 on: May 17, 2007, 02:41:04 pm
On the Lucifer after bombarding Vasuda Prime:

OMG! PWNED!
 

Offline Asteroth

Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #164 on: May 20, 2007, 03:00:12 pm
On a rear view mirror of a fighter:

Warning: Shivans are closer than they appear.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #165 on: May 20, 2007, 03:10:28 pm
:lol:
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #166 on: May 20, 2007, 04:38:53 pm
On the ICENI:
- I'm out of touch with reality
- PULSING with anticipation
- good morning Vietnam...ermm shivans!
- get one in every Kinder Surprise...I mean asteroid!


On a ZEPHYRUS
- having gas problems
- light me up!
- eat my FART!
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline G0atmaster

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #167 on: May 21, 2007, 12:39:07 am
On the front of the Lucifer: "This side facing enemy."

On Alpha 1 with weapons forced to any beam:  "Hold still please."

On the projectile from a Shivan Super Laser: "Look, ma! I'm like the Energizer Bunny! I keep going and going and going..."

Big sign hovering just past the Knossos portal: "This is what happens when you screw with subspace... we make your sun go BOOM!"
Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made
Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade
To write the love of God above, would drain the ocean dry
Nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky!
 

Offline Grizzly

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #168 on: May 21, 2007, 09:55:17 am
Next to earth: Mostly harmless
on the lucifer: not harmless at all.

At knossos portal: We apologize for the inconvienince
 

Offline Mathwiz6

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #169 on: May 21, 2007, 03:22:06 pm
On a Trebuchet: "Yes. Yes, I am"
On a Maxim: "The only REAL gun since 2162"
On a Lamprey: "I'm not useless, I... wait."
On a TAG-C: "Where am I?"
On Terran Blob Turrets: "Give me Insurgency, or give me obolesence!"
 

Offline Mustang19

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #170 on: May 22, 2007, 10:14:47 am
Quote from: Snail on May 08, 2007, 03:16:49 pm
On an Aeolus:
You will be flakked alive.

More like, On an Aeolus:

"Start a debate with my fanbois and you will be flakked alive."   :D

On a GTNB Pharos: "I think, therefore I am... just not in physical form."
 

Offline GenericCorvette

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #171 on: May 22, 2007, 07:56:13 pm
--On a SGreen:
-Please do not touch the massive lightbulb.

--On a BFGreen:
-Do not touch the really really massive lightbulb.

--On a Meson Bomb:
-Do not touch. Seriously.

--On a Shivan Super Laser:
-The Universe's Largest Flaming Nailgun

--On a Shivan Comm Node:
-Automated Baseball Bat With Radio Accessory
:|
 

Offline spartan_0214

Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #172 on: May 22, 2007, 09:31:01 pm
-- On a Pegasus --
- If you can read this GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY  -

-- On a Mara --
- Cannon Fodder -

-- On any Wingmate --
- Somewhat Efficient Cannon Fodder -

-- On the Colossus --
- Super Soaker™ -

-- On the Sathanas --
- I Survived The Capella Supernova! --

    |[===---(-         
    ||
 =(||==)_
    ||_____|
 =(||==)
    ||                   
    |[===---(-                             

"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity
 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #173 on: May 22, 2007, 11:45:04 pm
GTDR Amazon:

"I pwn Aeshmas"

SSG Rahu:

"Pull my finger"

GTI Arcadia:

"You'd think i'd have Beams"

GTF Hercules(any FS1 design really):

"Why do Terran ships look so weird in FS2?"

GTT Elysium:

"One way ticket to Five Armed Flailing Firebutts"
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

Offline Send in the TMF

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #174 on: May 23, 2007, 12:36:08 am
Sathanas: We PWnz joo with our beams joo loser

*enemy ship warps in behind*

*later after Sathanas has been repared*

Sathanas: Please dont jump in behind us, please?

TMF? what the hell is the TMF?
 

Offline Wobble73

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #175 on: May 23, 2007, 05:36:54 am
On a meson Bomb- "Light fuse and stand well back, no I mean it WELL BACK"
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
 
Member of the Scooby Doo Fanclub. And we're not talking a cartoon dog here people!!

 You would be well adviced to question the wisdom of older forumites, we all have our preferences and perversions
 

Offline spartan_0214

Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #176 on: May 24, 2007, 11:26:23 am
Quote from: Wobble73 on May 23, 2007, 05:36:54 am
On a meson Bomb- "Light fuse and stand well back, no I mean it WELL BACK"

No, it's "Light Fuse, Run Away, Very Fast"

    |[===---(-         
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 =(||==)_
    ||_____|
 =(||==)
    ||                   
    |[===---(-                             

"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity
 

Offline Black Wolf

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #177 on: May 27, 2007, 11:12:46 am
Some of the messages may have been posted before, didn;t read the whole thread.

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Offline Tyrian

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #178 on: May 27, 2007, 05:52:26 pm
Those definitely weren't posted earlier. 

Those are funny.  :lol:  Got any more?
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #179 on: May 27, 2007, 08:15:20 pm
The last one is the best! :lol:
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