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Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
**** is this. y'all tasing aliens like they undergrads while squad 2 gets shot in the chest. damn.

 

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Of course Squad 1 is amazing. It has me in it after all.
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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
**** is this. y'all tasing aliens like they undergrads while squad 2 gets shot in the chest. damn.

Look, if you guys would lay off the booze and spend more time training, this wouldn't happen.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
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Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Darius, any chance you want to swap for a while and you fly the clown car for a few missions and help me regain my sanity driving the professionals? =)
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
**** is this. y'all tasing aliens like they undergrads while squad 2 gets shot in the chest. damn.

Look, if you guys would lay off the booze and spend more time training, this wouldn't happen.

i went in sober once and i shot a man in the back! at least if i'm drunk, i've got two targets to pick from!

 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Actually there was a new base in the Philippines?  Are you just flying interceptors out of their or are you putting together a new squad as well?
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Actually there was a new base in the Philippines?  Are you just flying interceptors out of their or are you putting together a new squad as well?

So far, just Interceptors. I will probably put together another squad, though, as I can't get Skyrangers from either other base there in time to catch the supply ships landing in New Guinea.

...assuming, however, that the Avenger and Cydonia Or Bust don't interfere with that timetable. Which they probably will.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
In other news, the US just derped out on us and signed an agreement with the aliens for technology, in exchange for withdrawing from the HLPX-COM treaty. They have not, however, made a move against the Area 51 base. We think they won't, as their relations are already in massive turmoil over this; various places that have been hit with terror attacks or are allies of those who were have broken off diplomatic relations with the United States.

The aliens have unwittingly given us a reason to go to Mars and kill them in the process, by demonstrating that Elerium gravity-wave tech enables Faster Than Light travel and communications, and letting slip that the only source of Elerium available in Solar System is on Mars. Operation Spoilsport is still a go as a failsafe, but the Avenger project might allow us to deliver troops to Mars and take the facility.
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Damn, even my fake government is full of ****ty politicians who will compromise ethics and decency in the name of fulfilling self-centered agendas...
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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Let me just say that once we return from Mars, there will be a reckoning.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
peace and love, man. maybe they just sat down and talked to the aliens. maybe it's all a big mistake

i think there should be more talking and less killing.

 

Offline The E

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
We do have stun rods. No need to kill anyone when you can just stun them into compliance.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 
Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Alright, high time I request to be added to the roster.  I request to be put on Squad 2 the next time a position is available, and should research proceed in the appropriate direction, I also request to be issued a Psi-Amp.  ("Even if your Psi-strength is low?"  Especially if my Psi-strength is low.  Squad 2 has standards of efficacy to maintain, after all!)

Actually, that is a good question....  Will HLPX-COM be going down that research path?  I know the central focus is on the Cydonia mission, but are there any R&D side-projects at the moment?

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
We actually already have the Psi-Amp researched, did just before we started on the Avenger, but at the time we had a serious lack of Elerium to make them. This is no longer the case.

The Psilabs aren't up yet, though.
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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Am I still dead? C'mon- I'm pretty sure IronBeer Mk2 (SteelBeer? CyberBeer? I trust you can devise a pithy nickname) will be at least as good as my old form. Lord knows that Squad 2 needs some meatshields alongside hippiettuta.
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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
I've been thinking, and I've come to the conclusion that there is only one being powerfull and evil enough to lead this assault on Earth.

This ****er...
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Offline Scotty

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Squad One is apparently full of bosses.  All of them.

How long has it been since you lost one of them, anyway?  Four missions?

 

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Killing Aliens...LIKE A BAWS
Completing missions...LIKE A BAWS
Capturing technology....LIKE A BAWS
Kidnapping commanders...LIKE A BAWS
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Killing Aliens...LIKE A BAWS
Completing missions...LIKE A BAWS
Capturing technology....LIKE A BAWS
Kidnapping commanders...LIKE A BAWS

DAMN IT!

If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Fury

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
What's happening with my alter-ego, did I get killed off somewhere since I haven't seen myself mentioned for a while? :nervous: