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Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22000 on: August 16, 2012, 04:45:17 pm
Quote from: Nuke on August 16, 2012, 04:13:15 pm
my hangover filed for an extension. i woke up feeling like **** again. meh.

Your alcohol withdrawal is going to be fun
"No"
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22001 on: August 16, 2012, 07:01:44 pm
last time i have 20 shots of the stuff in one night.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22002 on: August 16, 2012, 07:21:14 pm
Until the next time you have 20 shots of tequila in one night. :p
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22003 on: August 16, 2012, 07:24:44 pm
i have to remember im not in my 20s anymore.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22004 on: August 16, 2012, 07:51:44 pm


This is something that I must do at some point. It'll get twice the rage if I swap the paper in a small cafe with a single toilet.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22005 on: August 16, 2012, 08:34:08 pm
Easy to trump. Take a ****, grab the ducttape, fold the tape onto itself, only the smooth side remains
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Offline z64555

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22006 on: August 16, 2012, 09:00:37 pm
Quote from: deathfun on August 16, 2012, 08:34:08 pm
Easy to trump. Take a ****, grab the ducttape, fold the tape onto itself, only the smooth side remains

Problem with that: the smooth side won't clean.
Secure the Source, Contain the Code, Protect the Project
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BotenAlfred: <funtapaz> Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Douche.
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22007 on: August 16, 2012, 09:01:43 pm
Quote from: z64555 on August 16, 2012, 09:00:37 pm
Quote from: deathfun on August 16, 2012, 08:34:08 pm
Easy to trump. Take a ****, grab the ducttape, fold the tape onto itself, only the smooth side remains

Problem with that: the smooth side won't clean.
Smooth side only spreads the **** around. You'll also have to empty the towel dispenser so to prevent that too.
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GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
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Offline redsniper

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22008 on: August 16, 2012, 09:05:53 pm
Wipe with underwear, throw it away, go commando. EZ PZ.
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."
 

Offline z64555

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22009 on: August 16, 2012, 09:28:47 pm
Quote from: redsniper on August 16, 2012, 09:05:53 pm
Wipe with underwear, throw it away, go commando. EZ PZ.

There we go!  :lol:

...

But then what if you've already gone commando?  :nervous:
Secure the Source, Contain the Code, Protect the Project
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funtapaz: Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Juche.
z64555: s/J/Do
BotenAlfred: <funtapaz> Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Douche.
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22010 on: August 16, 2012, 09:34:04 pm
Quote from: z64555 on August 16, 2012, 09:28:47 pm
Quote from: redsniper on August 16, 2012, 09:05:53 pm
Wipe with underwear, throw it away, go commando. EZ PZ.

There we go!  :lol:

...

But then what if you've already gone commando?  :nervous:

Then you're up **** creek without a paddle.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22011 on: August 16, 2012, 10:42:19 pm
Well, I mean... everything is tradeoffs you know? Going commando as your SOP carries inherent risks.
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."
 

Offline z64555

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22012 on: August 16, 2012, 10:55:37 pm
Epic ad is epic:

"Free toilet paper coupons!" :wtf:
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funtapaz: Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Juche.
z64555: s/J/Do
BotenAlfred: <funtapaz> Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Douche.
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22013 on: August 16, 2012, 11:07:16 pm


i am expert helicopter pilot
 

Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22014 on: August 16, 2012, 11:21:55 pm
Quote from: z64555 on August 16, 2012, 09:00:37 pm
Quote from: deathfun on August 16, 2012, 08:34:08 pm
Easy to trump. Take a ****, grab the ducttape, fold the tape onto itself, only the smooth side remains

Problem with that: the smooth side won't clean.

Incorrect
You use the edges, but won't have to worry about the stick

And some helicopters can do maneuvers that put themselves upside down
Is that one of them Polp?
"No"
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22015 on: August 16, 2012, 11:38:23 pm
Ehrm... yes. I am a real pro. :nervous:
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22016 on: August 17, 2012, 04:12:15 pm
they finally blocked this site at work.  now i'm gonna have to look over my shoulder for the time police, because i doubt very much anyone else at work comes here.  which means i got it blocked all by myself.  :nervous:
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22017 on: August 17, 2012, 08:32:07 pm
Just a small bit of advice I've recently discovered...

If you eat some type of spicy food with your fingers, for the love of GOD don't forget to wash your hands before having a piss. EVER.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22018 on: August 17, 2012, 08:44:22 pm
 :wakka:

In other news, the kitchen has been a battlefield the last two weeks, fly corpses everywhere, shivan flies and larva are among the dead.

But after this harrowing week of the flyvasion, it seems they are finally dying off.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22019 on: August 17, 2012, 09:07:11 pm
Quote from: FireSpawn on August 17, 2012, 08:32:07 pm
Just a small bit of advice I've recently discovered...

If you eat some type of spicy food with your fingers, for the love of GOD don't forget to wash your hands before having a piss. EVER.

thats why you never take girls out for mexican food on the third (or first if you're dekker) date.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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