[Nuke]

i am currently drinking a tequila sunrise. IN A PREGO JAR!!! and not the small jar.
this thing will probibly put me out, as it contains 8 shots of tequila.
that would put most people on the floor twice over. for me however it is about equivalent to being slightly buzzed.

[Colonol Dekker]

Challenge accepted!


What have you drunk beforehand though?

[Nuke]

another tequila sunrise

[Mongoose]

If Nuke and Dekker ever happen to meet up, I think the world will experience a Boozepocalypse.

[Colonol Dekker]

 

I came home to find a rich soldery smell filling my room. An unresponsive pc....... Oh dear god please no   

I think if I met nuke. His weed aura would knock me out. But I'd have a good go at the 30 days of night lifestyle first!

[FireSpawn]

I came home to find a rich soldery smell filling my room. An unresponsive pc....... Oh dear god please no   

I think if I met nuke. His weed aura would knock me out. But I'd have a good go at the 30 days of night lifestyle first!

 

[redsniper]

Today was the first time I cooked up lunch and dinner for myself. What a peculiar feeling...

Keep it up. It's cheaper and healthier. but more time consuming...

[Dark Hunter]

AND I'M BACK! 

Moved into new place, been without Internet for four days, just got it working! Yes!

[Aardwolf]

Stupid neural nets not working --> 

[Dilmah G]

Had a crap driving lesson. FFS, shut up and let me drive, driving instructor! Admittedly, I was pretty boneheaded today, and reversed onto the wrong side of the road twice, but telling me when to do EVERYTHING isn't likely to teach me how to indicate, change gear and drive by myself.

**** this, I'm going back to flying.

[Nuke]

yea, drive around in the bush where there aint no cops. thats what i do. licenses? we dont need no stinkin' licenses!

[deathfun]

yea, drive around in the bush where there aint no cops. thats what i do. licenses? we dont need no stinkin' licenses!

In some parts of certain cities, you can just buy a license
No test required. Bam. Money, and you're good to drive

[Klaustrophobia]

while sitting at a stop light not long ago, two butterflies fly into my car and start buzzing around my head.  one leaves, but the other attaches itself to my windshield and doesn't seem bothered by me touching it.  i'm still trying to scoop it out of the window when the light turns green.  and then the other one flies back in. 

[watsisname]

while sitting at a stop light not long ago, two butterflies fly into my car and start buzzing around my head.  one leaves, but the other attaches itself to my windshield and doesn't seem bothered by me touching it.  i'm still trying to scoop it out of the window when the light turns green.  and then the other one flies back in. 

Then you get into the intersection and get slammed by a red-light runner.

BUTTERFLY EFFECT

*cue dramatic music*

[Nuke]

id just pull out my lighter.

[FireSpawn]

id just pull out my lighter.

Nuke, your version of a lighter has been banned in several universes and realities. Heck, I bet the GTVA thought about using it to wipe out the Shivans before deciding not to, as it'd be inhumane.

[Aardwolf]

yea, drive around in the bush where there aint no cops. thats what i do. licenses? we dont need no stinkin' licenses!

In some parts of certain cities, you can just buy a license
No test required. Bam. Money, and you're good to drive

Citation needed.



Meanwhile... **** neural nets. Waste of my ****ing time. They don't ****ing work. Anyone who has ever written a paper on neural nets is a jokester or a liar.

[deathfun]

yea, drive around in the bush where there aint no cops. thats what i do. licenses? we dont need no stinkin' licenses!

In some parts of certain cities, you can just buy a license
No test required. Bam. Money, and you're good to drive

Citation needed.

It's called fraud
http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/story.html?id=f8c813fe-3f77-42b0-9e1c-1ccfe5f6b524&k=43631

There was another case where they'd send someone to do the test for you, and give you the results afterwards. I can't find the article on that one as it seems to elude me

[Dark Hunter]

Welp, since my computer is still giving me headaches in the wireless department, even with a brand-new connection, brand-new router, brand-new modem, and a roommate of mine having excellent signal reception not even ten feet away from me (but an equal distance away from the router), I have come to the conclusion that my computer's built-in wireless receiver is simply a piece of ****. Especially frustrating since this came as part of a high-end gaming rig I had custom-built, advertised as extremely speedy with wireless N capability (which it has never used and I can't figure out how to turn on... it's been stuck on G ever since I got it).

I'll go looking for a good wireless antenna, I guess. When I get a good one I'll remove the current one from the computer and smash it repeatedly with a sledgehammer. That may seem extreme but after literally years of randomly dropped signals, wildly fluctuating throughput, and general frustration, I think it's getting off easy.

[Colonol Dekker]

I'm so tired, so full of energy drinks and caffeine that in the last twenty minutes I've gone from euphoria to seriously tripping monkey balls... Can't write on facebook lest workmates discover...

Six pro-plus and four 5-HTP as well.. 5 hydroxy-tryptophan/oxytocin.

Feels really good then really AIEEEERRRRRREGGGHHH BLARGHLE.