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Offline DefCynodont119

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AWAKEN SCURVY DOGS, THE BLOODY- BRINENY, SEA CALL UPON YE!!!
AVAST! IT MAY ONLY BE 5:13 AM UTC-
BUT THE OCEAN WAITS FOR NO PIRATE!

TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY IS UPON US!  AND NO MERCHANT VESSEL NOR SEA-BEAST SHALL ESCAPE OUR WRETCHED, THIEVING GRASP!!!


TODAY, YE WILL FOLLOW A POORLY-DRAWN MAP ON A ROTTEN PIECE OF SMELLY PARCHMENT, TO A FORGOTTEN ISLAND THAT MAY-OR-MAY-NOT EXIST!:

http://andrewpekler.com/phantom-islands/

AND YE SHALL NAME YOUR OWN VESSEL:

https://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=pirateshipnamer

AND WATERPROOF IT'S HULL, WITH OUR OWN BODILY FLUIDS!!

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nothing_to_offer.png


RAISE YOURSELF A GROG! FOR TONIGHT, AND THE FOLLOWING MORNING,WE PILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


uh. . captain, c. . can't we just, like, download movies instead?


. . . .

ARRRRR! THAT'S NOT WHAT A REAL PIRATE DOES!  A REAL PIRATE EXPLORES UNCHARTED WATERS,

A REAL PIRATE STEALS FROM THE SPOILS OF SPAIN AND ENGLAND!!

A REAL PIRATE DIES BY SCURVY, WHILST TIED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BAY, BY HIS OWN INTESTINES!!!

. . . .

*heavy breathing*

THEN HE DOWNLOADS STUFF!!

. . . .

okay.

. . . .

LOOK, OFF THE STARBOARD BOW! A SHIP RIPE FOR THE TAKING!

Meanwhile:






Defcynodont119 wishes you a Happy Talk like a pirate day.  and please, don't actually go out and pillage coastal settlements, thank you.
My gift from Freespace to Cities Skylines:  http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=639891299

 

Offline The E

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Re: AWAKEN SCURVY DOGS, THE BLOODY- BRINENY, SEA CALL UPON YE!!!
Oh, today is that day again?

There can only be one reasonable thing to do:

If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

  

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: AWAKEN SCURVY DOGS, THE BLOODY- BRINENY, SEA CALL UPON YE!!!
I thank ye good sir for yer services to Pirate kind. 
Regarding that ther' ship name generator....

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The Dirty Mermaid


It has a keen ring to it.

Cap'n Aken Tigh Dekker approves this here post!
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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