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Offline Woolie Wool

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Comedy gold
on: April 09, 2004, 02:19:41 pm
How to tell a Trekker from a Trekkie

My favorite part:

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A Trekker wonders what sex in zero g would be like.
A Trekkie wonders what sex would be like.


:lol::lol::lol:
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #1 on: April 09, 2004, 02:33:15 pm
Wow, there's a blast from the past. I heard these, like, ten years ago on a BBC TV show called Points of View :)
 

Offline an0n

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Comedy gold
Reply #2 on: April 09, 2004, 04:05:59 pm
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A Trekker buys pips for the rank s/he wants to be.
A Trekkie wonders why he is constantly passed over for promotion.

Ahahaha.

I can just imagine this guy I know sitting in his front room, crying into the Tumble-Not mug and asking his mom why he's still only an Ensign.

:lol:
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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