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AWAKEN SCURVY DOGS, THE BLOODY- BRINENY, SEA CALL UPON YE!!!

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DefCynodont119:
AVAST! IT MAY ONLY BE 5:13 AM UTC-
BUT THE OCEAN WAITS FOR NO PIRATE!

TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY IS UPON US!  AND NO MERCHANT VESSEL NOR SEA-BEAST SHALL ESCAPE OUR WRETCHED, THIEVING GRASP!!!


TODAY, YE WILL FOLLOW A POORLY-DRAWN MAP ON A ROTTEN PIECE OF SMELLY PARCHMENT, TO A FORGOTTEN ISLAND THAT MAY-OR-MAY-NOT EXIST!:

http://andrewpekler.com/phantom-islands/

AND YE SHALL NAME YOUR OWN VESSEL:

https://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=pirateshipnamer

AND WATERPROOF IT'S HULL, WITH OUR OWN BODILY FLUIDS!!

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nothing_to_offer.png


RAISE YOURSELF A GROG! FOR TONIGHT, AND THE FOLLOWING MORNING,WE PILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


uh. . captain, c. . can't we just, like, download movies instead?


. . . .

ARRRRR! THAT'S NOT WHAT A REAL PIRATE DOES!  A REAL PIRATE EXPLORES UNCHARTED WATERS,

A REAL PIRATE STEALS FROM THE SPOILS OF SPAIN AND ENGLAND!!

A REAL PIRATE DIES BY SCURVY, WHILST TIED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BAY, BY HIS OWN INTESTINES!!!

. . . .

*heavy breathing*

THEN HE DOWNLOADS STUFF!!

. . . .

okay.

. . . .

LOOK, OFF THE STARBOARD BOW! A SHIP RIPE FOR THE TAKING!

Meanwhile:






Defcynodont119 wishes you a Happy Talk like a pirate day.  and please, don't actually go out and pillage coastal settlements, thank you.

The E:
Oh, today is that day again?

There can only be one reasonable thing to do:

Colonol Dekker:
I thank ye good sir for yer services to Pirate kind. 
Regarding that ther' ship name generator....

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--- Quote --- The Dirty Mermaid
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It has a keen ring to it.

Cap'n Aken Tigh Dekker approves this here post!

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