
Welcome to HLP! Exits are located in many many areas, but as all of them are blocked... good luck using 'em. Emergency flamethrowers filled with holy water (don't ask) are underneath every seat, and more powerful shotguns and plasma rifles are in the secure lockers. Only the admins,

, or a
hyperintelligent shade of blue may open them however. Should you go crawling around in the vents for some reason, be sure to take a lunch with you. Why? Carl, our resident Shivan, lives in there, and loves lunch. If you give him yours, he might just let you live... maybe.
Thank you and enjoy you stay!

Welcome speech aside, I think those files are pretty good.

I'm sure someone will find a use for them.