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Offline Quanto

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Lets talk about Space Elves
on: September 26, 2012, 02:14:11 am
Lets talk about Space Elves...
Specifically, why there are no delicious brown space elves.


Come now Spoon!

Its commonly accepted that Brown Elves are 120% more awesome than those boring pale elves.

Look at this elf! How can you say no to that face?



Accept this petition as a testament on my stance towards this issue.
Thank you, and good day.

00:41:58 <DarthGeek>: I might do it, I need to build a reputation of someone who doesn't suffer fools
(DarthGeek on: "Relentless")
 

Offline -Norbert-

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #1 on: September 26, 2012, 03:12:09 am
Actually that particular elf has pretty pale skin as well... just that in contrast with the backround- and haircolors it seems to be darker. But if you block out the background you'll see she doesn't even have a sun-tan, much less dark skin.

Not that I have any problem with the actual (worded) proposal. I'm just saying the picture doesn't fit the request.
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #2 on: September 26, 2012, 05:04:33 am
A more appropriate 'Brown' elf example would be This Elf
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #3 on: September 26, 2012, 08:20:43 am
That's right, we've got enough milky elves.

We now need choco elves.
el hombre vicio...
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #4 on: September 26, 2012, 08:48:12 am
Quote from: Rodo on September 26, 2012, 08:20:43 am
That's right, we've got enough milky elves.

We now need choco elves.

We need both. Together. In an onsen. With oil.
...
...
you know at this point, I'm not too sure if it's Dekker's lecherous way of thinking that has corrupted my mind or if it's all me.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline Quanto

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #5 on: September 26, 2012, 11:36:33 am
Okay, okay, I'll admit that she's not as dark as she could be, but she's the only one I could find in my folder that wasn't in a medieval setting. Space Elves/Modern Elves are hard to find when you start looking for them.
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Offline JGZinv

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #6 on: September 26, 2012, 11:41:00 am
Space Elves you say...





No.. Lafiel you shall say!
True power comes not from strength, but from the soul and imagination.
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Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #7 on: September 26, 2012, 11:41:36 am
I take it you all missed Valria, the dark elf with ice blue hair.  No, I don't have a picture handy.  No, she can't have white hair because Spoon said Yaiceca had it first. :blah:

FireSpawn, it is probably both.  You share a lot of DNA with him, after all.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline JGZinv

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #8 on: September 26, 2012, 11:45:48 am
If you want more chocolate colored elves...

http://static.zerochan.net/Aura.Shurifon.full.229857.jpg
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #9 on: September 26, 2012, 12:02:49 pm
Saying no to that face is pretty easy once you remember what happened to folks who hit on Pirotess.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Luis Dias

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #10 on: September 26, 2012, 12:34:38 pm
Wait, am I in 4chan?
 

Offline Quanto

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #11 on: September 26, 2012, 12:53:04 pm
Only if you want to be!
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Offline -Norbert-

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #12 on: September 26, 2012, 01:23:26 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on September 26, 2012, 12:02:49 pm
Saying no to that face is pretty easy once you remember what happened to folks who hit on Pirotess.
As long as you are not a drunkard offending her companions nothing. If you are drunk and very agressive, you probably need to be saved by Ashram too.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #13 on: September 26, 2012, 02:01:36 pm
Quote from: -Norbert- on September 26, 2012, 01:23:26 pm
As long as you are not a drunkard offending her companions nothing. If you are drunk and very agressive, you probably need to be saved by Ashram too.

Well, that rules out Dekker.
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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #14 on: September 26, 2012, 05:08:20 pm
Hartzaden has already proposed a solution to this.
It also involves catgirls (**** YEAR).

Space Dark Elves and Catgirls. YES.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2012, 07:37:00 pm by Droid803 »
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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #15 on: September 26, 2012, 05:44:27 pm
Wait. Just to clarify, HLP isn't going in the same direction as Four Leaf Studios is it? Because with our large number of drunken posters and perverts, we may just end up expelling the internets greatest success and humanities greatest woe.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline Dragon

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #16 on: September 26, 2012, 05:56:34 pm
Not the entire HLP, just this board. :)
 

Offline Spoon

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #17 on: September 26, 2012, 06:38:05 pm
First I gotta deal with all ya brown elf lovers on IRC and now I gotta deal with this uprising!
Fine fine I get it! I cave in! I capitulate!

Madness I say!

*walks off mumbling*
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #18 on: September 26, 2012, 06:52:57 pm
Quote from: Spoon on September 26, 2012, 06:38:05 pm
First I gotta deal with all ya brown elf lovers on IRC and now I gotta deal with this uprising!
Fine fine I get it! I cave in! I capitulate!

Madness I say!

*walks off mumbling*

I think that we broke Spoon...I SHIFT ALL BLAME TO OTHERS!
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline Axem

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Reply #19 on: September 26, 2012, 07:41:19 pm


I agree we need more of this in WoD.
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