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Off-Topic Discussion => The Classics => Topic started by: aldo_14 on September 02, 2004, 04:44:24 am
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http://www.brainsluice.com/miscellanea/misc/moonlanding.html
LATE EDIT; http://stuffucanuse.com/fake_moon_landings/moon_landings.htm is a (not quite as good) version of the above, cos the link is buggered.
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:lol:
Bloody conspiracy theorists. The Clangers are real. I know cause when the aliens kidnapped me they told me it really happened. :D
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Wow! I didn;t realize they were so... obvious! I mean, you'd think NASA'd've done their homework on stuff like the position of Saturn and stuff.
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Wheeeeoooooooo woot wheeoooo wooooooo.
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:lol:
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Well, it's blatantly obvious that the Government has been covering up the existence of soup dragons since 1969 - that's why they won't allow anyone else to go to the moon, to make sure no-one else steals the soup.
EDIt, oh, and http://www.clangers.co.uk/home.htm
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It's very obvious that these pics are all CGI, created with NASA's mainframe back in the sixties....
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ROTFL those aren't even real images of the moon landing! ROTFL That's not even the design of the LEM --- ROTFL
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I do believe you're mistaken Kaz. Notice how on the second-to last picture, the moon creature is a pastely shade on pink. Well, I checked NASA's archives, and they have that very same picture, only in that one, the creature is blue.
Another shameless photo manipulation by NASA.
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um.... i sincerely hope you're joking.. since there are no moon creatures, nasa never said there were, nasa has no official pictures with moon creatures
the best thing is that LEM isn't even the right design, and it's too small -- then there is always the space suit, that's not nasa-issue either
(http://www.colliermuseum.com/CollierMuseum/CollierMuseum/Exhibits/Past/Apollo/jpg/apollo11-onmoon.jpg)
(http://moon.astronomy.cz/Mise/lm.jpg)
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Originally posted by Kazan
um.... i sincerely hope you're joking.. since there are no moon creatures, nasa never said there were, nasa has no official pictures with moon creatures
:lol: He doesn't know. Jesus man - it's been 35 years, and he still doesn't know. :lol:
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:lol:
kaz, lighten up :p
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IT'S THE CLANGERS!!!!
Are you saying that this is not a _real picture_ of a _REAL CLANGER_ on the MOON!?
(http://www.clangers.co.uk/img/mjrckn.jpg)
Next you'll be saying there's no such thing as a skymoo!?
(http://www.clangers.co.uk/img/skmsed3.jpg)
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The mice are eating the cheese! ahhhhhhhhhhhh! run! the moon is slowly being eaten by stowaways!!!!!!!!!!!
:shaking:
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Originally posted by Kazan
um.... i sincerely hope you're joking.. since there are no moon creatures, nasa never said there were, nasa has no official pictures with moon creatures
the best thing is that LEM isn't even the right design, and it's too small -- then there is always the space suit, that's not nasa-issue either
Humor, Mr. Spock. Humor.
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Originally posted by Kazan
um.... i sincerely hope you're joking.. since there are no moon creatures, nasa never said there were, nasa has no official pictures with moon creatures
the best thing is that LEM isn't even the right design, and it's too small -- then there is always the space suit, that's not nasa-issue either
Kazan, its a satire done with convicning argumentative language but with absolutely silly pictures to counter balance the arguments.
Pure classic!
Well done too...its a real hoot!
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This was funny. Made for a good laugh :D
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Originally posted by IceFire
Kazan, its a satire done with convicning argumentative language but with absolutely silly pictures to counter balance the arguments.
Pure classic!
Well done too...its a real hoot!
I can't believe someone had to explain it...
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The pink bunny's rule!
They should make action figures of them.
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****in hell Kaz, get some laxatives son.
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Bunnies?! They're CLANGERS!!!
... must be a UK thing... :P
Coulda been worse... they coulda used Button Moon :P
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Meh, now I've got the theme tune playing in my head, thanks! :p
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Originally posted by Kazan
um.... i sincerely hope you're joking.. since there are no moon creatures, nasa never said there were, nasa has no official pictures with moon creatures
the best thing is that LEM isn't even the right design, and it's too small -- then there is always the space suit, that's not nasa-issue either
Kazan...wow.
Just wow.
Would you like a glove to take that rod out of your ass?
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(http://balr0g.free.fr/hfr/img/0620.jpg)
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
Kazan...wow.
Just wow.
Would you like a glove to take that rod out of your ass?
Couldnt have said it better myself...
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alright alright, lay off guys.
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Originally posted by 01010
I can't believe someone had to explain it...
University has me programmed...I'm sorry. :)
Someone asks a queston, I provide the most thoughtful response possible.
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too many conspiracy theorists in the world -- i know conspiracy theorists who would take that beside seriously
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No you don't.
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Well, I believe in Klangers and damn the lot of you! :sniff:
:p
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black wolf who the **** are you to tell me who i do and do not know
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Originally posted by Kazan
black wolf who the **** are you to tell me who i do and do not know
Kazan, nobody would take that seriously. There are stuffed animals on the moon. Jesus Christ, stop trying to cover your arse and admit you made a mistake. Everyone does it from time to time.
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THE KAZAN NEVER MAKES MISTAKES!!!!!!
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Christ lads stop boosting his ego - the Clangers are far more important.
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*whistles*
Besides, Button Moon pisses all over the Clangers.
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Button moon and Trapdoor were not only the peak of childrens TV, I think they are the peak of ALL TV ever.
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Originally posted by 01010
Button moon and Trapdoor were not only the peak of childrens TV, I think they are the peak of ALL TV ever.
Y'know, I really can't think of an argument against that.
However, Dangermous surely must come close?
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Transformers are better than all that put together. (the original not the recent remake)
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Black Wolf: you vastly overestimate the intelligence of some conspiracy theorists i know
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Kazan, just leave it be.
You've proven yourself to be an idiot, so it's far too late to try and redeem yourself now.
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kiss my ass ****nut -- i know exactly how moronic the people in question are, you don't
think what you're moronic asses want, but i know how dumb they are -- so EAT ME
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(http://www.fillupeye.com/baby_cry.gif)
I love reading about the "Moon Landing Hoax". It's even more funny to watch it so easily debunked :)
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Shut up Kazan and take your pills.
You know you're wrong.
We know you're wrong.
Leave it alone.
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Originally posted by Kazan
kiss my ass ****nut -- i know exactly how moronic the people in question are, you don't
think what you're moronic asses want, but i know how dumb they are -- so EAT ME
No thank you, I'd rather have a nice scone.
NB: see, this is the risks of growing up without the Clangers.
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I've misplaced the URL to a more detailed site about this, but if you want some fun reading for your lunch break...
Moon Landing Hoax - Bad Astronomy (http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.html)
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Originally posted by Kazan
kiss my ass ****nut -- i know exactly how moronic the people in question are, you don't
Oh but I do, as you're evidently one of them.
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Oh, and I feel obliged to point out the documentary proof of Clangers
http://www.clangers.co.uk/14.htm
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psst, it's with a C :nervous:
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:nervous:
You didn't see nuffing, right?
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Say no more, guvna.
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(http://www.politicsforum.org/images/humour/stfu.jpg)
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Originally posted by 01010
Button moon and Trapdoor were not only the peak of childrens TV, I think they are the peak of ALL TV ever.
Chorton and the Wheelies kicks Lunar Butt :p
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*cough*Duckula*cough*
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And of course, not to forget Dangermouse! :D
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And Bananaman.
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*Rolleyes* you people are morons.. this thread needs a timeout
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You bumped it...
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[q]*Rolleyes* you people are morons.. [/q]
As Mr T once said: Shut up foo!
Besides Trapdoor rocked. ("Don't you open that trap door!")
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yeah, Bananaman. and Voltron, Ritchie Rich, and some other ones.
ah, childhood memories.
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Bananaman, Bertha, Dangermouse, Trapdoor, Button Moon, The Magic Roundabout, Thundercats and Heathcliffe are all I really remember about my childhood TV (ages 3-8 really) and having had the opportunity to watch most of these again I can sincerely say that they have stood the test of time.
Though nothing comes close to Thomas The Tank Engine for me, that program has a special place in my heart.
Also, Kazan, starting an argument is the best way of drawing attention to the fact you ****ed up with your complete lack of a sense of humour, just leave it be.
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I watched Bill Nye the Science Guy.
:blah:
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I watched Jurassic Park everday for the first 6 years of my life :p
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I remember watching stuff like Inspector Gadget and Robotech when I was little. Before I came to the states (actually after too) I watched Japanese kiddy shows like Anpanman.
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Originally posted by jdjtcagle
I watched Jurassic Park everday for the first 6 years of my life :p
Curiously, this explains much :p
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Well, it was the best movie ever!
Wait...
Whach you talk'n bout Willis? :D
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I don't think many of you will recall Zzzzap or Mike and Angelo, and rightly so, as they were ****.
Art Attack, mind you, rawked. Although Neil Buchanan was nothing compared to Pat Sharpe.
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Art Attack as a poor mans Hartbeat I'm afraid.
Tony Hart > Neil Buchanan
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Agreed. Morph pwns everything.
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There is conspiracy........ :nervous:
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I don't think many of you will recall Zzzzap or Mike and Angelo, and rightly so, as they were ****.
Art Attack, mind you, rawked. Although Neil Buchanan was nothing compared to Pat Sharpe.
Well, of course not. The man redefined the Mullet for a new generation, after all.
Originally posted by 01010
Art Attack as a poor mans Hartbeat I'm afraid.
Tony Hart > Neil Buchanan
Good point well made, sir.
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But is Heartbeat > Hartbeat?
Does Nick Berry pwn Tony Hart?
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Absolutely no bloody way.
How dare you suggest that, you charlatan! Tony Hart gave us Morph, for gods sake! What has Nick Berry ever done beyond a bad covers album?
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Nick Berry is walking proof that, as Lofty once said, Every Loser Wins ;)
Morph was cool.
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The best thing about Pat Sharpe and his funhouse were those twins.
I could certainly envisage some fun in that house with those two.
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Wallace, Gromit, and Kazan go to the Moon!