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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: Sarafan on December 30, 2006, 07:12:07 pm
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Seeing that we all like FS a little too much, it's exactly that, whats written on the side of your ship? :D
Driving drunk is wrong, flying drunk isnt!
Real pilots fight with morning stars!
I dont stop for shivans.
Shivans:
This way to Capella.
My other ship is a Sathanas.
Mobile BBQ service.
It's MOLOCH! Say it right!
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It's MOLOCH! Say it right!
You didn't get that from me, did you? :D
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Of course I did. :p
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"Real pilots fight with morning stars!"
Hahaha :lol:
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For the terrans among us:
This wingman has no brain. Use your own.
For our vasudan firends:
I like HEADZ!
For our shivan friends:
I don't break for Supernovas!
[to be continued]
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'We can't spell Hatshepsut but we can hit it with our turrents!'
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Based on how the FS2 campaign progresses, it seems like Command has its own bumper sticker placed on the Iceni, written in invisible ink that only its pilots can see... unfortunately, it also seems to be in a spectra that Vasudans can't always see:
"Do Not Shoot This Ship"
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I dont care about being a pawn, I care about shooting them!
Have Kayser, will travel.
For any elite squadron:
GTVA trouble shooters, tell us your troubles, and we'll shoot them down.
On a Mara:
If you think I'm in trouble look behind you and salute the Sathanas.
Snakes on a Colossus.
Shivans on a Colossus.
I brake on shivans.
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WWCD? (What Would Command Do?)
I use ~k.
DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!
They spent 20 years on it, and the best they could come up was a giant squirt gun?!?!?
Where's Bosch?
DISCO INFERNO!
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"If you see Alpha1 running, try to catch up"
"one helmet, $290, two kayers, $67,000,000, one Herc 2, $don't ask, one can of bug spray=priceless"
"Command says: if this ship is disabled, save the ship first."
"please donate rear mirrors"
"Read Karajorma's guide to survival"
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Honk if you're horny.
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"Theme Park Nebula"-bumper stickers:
The Nebula. It feels like falling through clouds.
The Nebula. A place you must have been.
The Nebula. A Shivan's dreamland
terran ones:
THIS is ductape!
shivan ones:
Stop when the red light flashes.
NTF honor member.
My mechanic has five arms.
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How's my Shivan-killing? Tell Command!
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"Warning: pilot has only 1000 credits of missiles onboard."
The classic "Your ass here." with an arrow to the guns.
"Headz. It's what's for dinner." (Alternately replace "Headz" with "Spacecrack".)
"My other ship is a juggernaut."
"Keep honking, I'm waiting on the support ship."
"If I wanted your opinion, I would have blown you out of your ship so I could ask in person."
Anything Shivan: "LUNCH." in large red letters. (With apologies to Pyro MX.)
"Terran Pride." (NTF logo optional. Substitute "Vasudan" or "Shivan" if you wish.)
Any anticapital beam-equipped ship. "I'm batting 1000. You?" (Notice anticap beams never miss?)
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SHOOT ME :lol:
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I dont care about being a pawn, I care about shooting them!
Have Kayser, will travel.
For any elite squadron:
GTVA trouble shooters, tell us your troubles, and we'll shoot them down.
On a Mara:
If you think I'm in trouble look behind you and salute the Sathanas.
LOL!!
On the Colossuss:
"Papa's got a brand new BAT!"
"FOUR!!!"
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On the back of the Sathanas: Move in front of me, please. Thank you for your cooperation.
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My other fighter is your fighter, once I disable you and take it!
On a meson bomb:
I wont exist in 5 seconds. And in 10, neither will you.
Beam cannons means not having to say you're sorry.
If you can read this, Command is an ass.
On a stealth fighter:
If you can read this, wait, oh, ****!
On a Sathanas:
Yes, its 4 BFRed, no, I'm not overcompensating.
On a Deimos/Sobek:
If you can read this, you've obviously forgotten this warship has rear facing beam turrets.
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On a Vasudan fighter:
Put your neck here.
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This topic is becoming an instant-classic... anyways here are my contributions...
If you can't see this, call GTVA command.
Mass Murderer.
Duct tape holds this fighter together!
Serial fighter-pilot.
I wish they had "quadruple ace"...
My duct tape up your arse would be a heck of alot more painful then this harpoon!
One kill is an acheivement. One thousand is a career.
The Shivans have eighty Sathanas. GTVA has Alpha 1.
Real men fire pink lasers!
My subspace drive isn't as rusty as it looks!
My subspace drive does more then just viberates!
If you call my Tempests dumb, I'll call you dead!
I love BoE-style battles... They take a beating and I get free kills!
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"Keep honking, I'm waiting on the support ship."
I was think something similar reading the earlier posts, only I had
Keep honking. I've pressed C-5.
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Blah, I can't make many of these. *tear* Well, here're my first tries. =/
That beeping noise isn't your pager.
Gone fishing for shivans. Check nearby nebula.
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"Weapon of Mass Destruction"
"Call Ripleys, my kill count is through the roof!"
"Alpha 1 > YOU"
For Vasudans:
"I wuv fishies"
"Mmmm Headz"
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On Alpha one's ship...
'I'm with Stupid →'
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On a Shivan destroyer:
Those red lights...aren't taillights.
On the Lucifer at Ross 128:
Hello, we're Shivan. You're dead.
On a Terran fighter:
These Rockeyes aren't the only thing like a rock...
On the front of the Sath in "Into the Lion's Den":
You say "Dive, dive, dive." We say "Honk, honk, honk."
On the Colossus:
A 6km warship isn't compensation, it's parallelism!
On the Gigas in Inferno:
The mod isn't done, but you are!
And a random one:
Snakes on a Colossus.
Shivans on a Colossus.
Shivans on a Cain!
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Sign on Knossos:
"Enter At Own Risk"
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Real men use only ML-16's!
I communicate via plasma burns!
Ares
- the raw potato that eats YOU to death!
- God of War, at your service..
Erynies
- let your enemies hang to dry!
On the Iceni
- join the Rebellion and get a sixpack of Bosch beer for free!
On a Sath
- Capella? Been there, done that...
- Don't mind me. I'm just a big fly in your soup.
- I'm just an angel in disguise....NOT!
- Lucifer is my b***!
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- Lucifer is my bi*ch!
:lol:
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On a Serapis:
Fragile container and contents. Avoid sneezing on, bumping, or looking at.
Capella:
Fastest tans in the universe, only in Capella!
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- Lucifer is my b***!
:lol: :lol:
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at fifth you don't succeed, just skip the mission.
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On the Iceni
- join the Rebellion and get a sixpack of Bosch beer for free!
No, that should be "Join the rebellion, and get a free Bosch cordless drill!" :D
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:welcome:
You obviously haven't yet been acquainted with Bosch beer (http://robotechlan.com/freespace2/bosch/). ;)
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Though, they've expanded the breweries since then...
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/bosch-lager/31216/
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/bosch-pils/27644/
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During any of the missions with the Shivans untargettable, on your wingmen:
Target me and press J.
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I would KILL to have some of these as nameplate textures!
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On the front of the fighter:
If you can read this, your as good as dead.
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My other fighter is High Poly.
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My other fighter is blip.pof
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"If you can read this...oh wait, I'm a Pegasus. You can't."
"I blew up the Sathanas fleet and all I got was this lousy GTVA Legion of Honor."
"Panic. Confusion. Mayhem. My work here is done."
"If you can read this...THEN STOP RAMMING ME YOU DAMN WINGMAN!"
Any NTF fighter in "Love the Treason": "Even in the future, nothing works!" (Do you get it? Do ya? :p)
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Join the NTF, become a sheep. :wtf:
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"If you can read this...THEN STOP RAMMING ME YOU DAMN WINGMAN!"
LOL!
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"If you can not read this in your display it's time for a new targeting computer"
"I DON'T WANT TO TALK THIS OUT"
"Primaries don't kill Shivans. I do."
"Primaries didn't kill NTF. I did."
"If you can read this the charges in my fighter are not working." (in small letters on every HoL kamikaze Anubis)
"I've seen the End. And you have seen Me!"
"There is no Justice. There is just Command."
"My turret has more kills than your whole wing!" (for Uras, Medusas, Osiris, Amuns, Nephilims and Seraphims)
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"Alpha 1, Galaxy's leading distributor of Shivan ship parts"
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:welcome:
(Taristin would get angry if I did the welcome speech, so here is a forward: Never Say ANYthing about FS3)
Shivan parts?
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On the back of a Sath:
How's my flying? Pull around front and tell me!
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On a Orion:
Let's stand side to side!
The only TRUE brick of Death!
On the Ares:
Darth/Death Tatum
Valkyrie Mk2:
I let my guns do the singing.
Hecate
Getting the heck out of here!
Lucifer:
Don't get under my skin!
Sathanas:
I don't bite...I swallow!
Yes, I do need to go on a diet...barely passed trough the last Knossos...
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From Alpha 1's Ursa to any fighter-squadron or any warship...
This brick has killed more Shivans then you have!
Maneuverability is overrated... just like you!
Anything else...
There is no peacful solution!
Let war prevail!
I never signed on for hunting you... it's an added bonus!
I'll live forever or you'll die trying!
In a mirror....
I'm with stupid!
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"I'm with Alpha 1 ----->"
"If you can read this, then stop flying like my mother and get the !#*k off my ass!"
"I may be technologically inferior, but I have more insurance than you!"
"Honk all you want, I can't hear you Stupid!"
"For a good time, call Station Riviera Op Lt Samantha Davies!"
Gotta go to work now... :D
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Sorry, gotta do some Star Wars cross-overs:
On a Deimos
Yea she's a hunka junk, but she'll do 5000 times lightspeed
On a Sathanas
Damn straight I'm a space station
Alpha 1, DROP!
On any primary weapon
This is where the fun begins
On an Ursa
Slower than a gungan tree sloth
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On the Iceni:
If you're flying an Ursa don't try to chase me.
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On any NTF ship:
We were wise enough to question our leaders!
Its not that we hate Vasudans, its that they die faster!
Shivans:
Destroy your 10k fighter and get a free Moloch!
On a Ursa:
Its ugly and slow, but what matters is inner beauty, specially when its filled with bombs!
Its not that we're slow, we only want you to appreciate the rest of your life till we get there!
On a Aelous:
Think cruisers cant take it on todays battlefield? Lets see!
Who needs corvettes?
On a Hecate:
Undergunned? Be patient, wait till ALL the fighters get out!
Commanded by ex-Alpha 1.
On any primary weapon
This is where the fun begins
On a Helios:
This is where the fun ends. :P
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Ursa: (or any other remotely ugly ship; Potato, I'm looking at you!)
Just so the last thing you see is the ugliest thing you'll see. Too bad you won't have time for nightmares.
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Your purpose in life was so I could watch you die.
Real men fire PINK lasers! (ehem, Subach HL-7)
The chart of events... the Ancients killed everyone. The Shivans killed the Ancients. I killed the Shivans. See? I'm most important!
Life hath no meaning like Alpha 1's scorn.
Revenge is a dish best served in cold space.
Sathanas-Exterminator.
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Funnily enough, I still don't quite grasp the thread topic...
On Alpha 1's ship:
"I can't die and you can't kill me!!!"
"When the supernova comes, I press Restart."
"~ + k"
(Crap, maybe I should've tried something more... philosophical, for lack of a better word)
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ON ALPHA 1'S SHIP
"If you kill me I'll come back an 0wn you.
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Like said above this is rapidly becoming one of the boards classics ! I love it.
On Sathanas when entering Capella :"The party is just getting started. Let's camp around the fire" (read capella star)
On a Sathanas when alpha1 targets it:"Ok boys the party craher is here. Let's put out the fire like good boy scouts" (read supernova the sun) Who says they werent just boy scouts out on a field trip???
Sorry still have a hangover. Couldnt come up with something better.
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This is the best thing ever. :D
On Lucifer: "Beams don't kill people, Shivan motherf***ers with beams kill people!!"
On Colossus guns: "Watergun THIS!!!"
For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side. It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.
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Funnily enough, I still don't quite grasp the thread topic...
You know those bump sticks on the side of the car that people use to write things like Wash me!, its the same here only that its on the ships.
On a Sobek:
Sleek death!
Killing you with style!
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Join the NTF, for the sheep.
:nervous:
It was there, I had to do it.
:nervous:
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On the Lucifer:
Hell froze over, so I'm here to warm things up for you!
Beneath this shell I'm actually quite a softy.
No, you can't enter my fighterbay, stupid!
On the Colossus:
If you can read this, then you made a colossal mistake!
Just becoause my center of mass is in my behind doesn't mean I'm fat!
Every time I turn I make a home run!
Knocking shivans out of the park..erm, galaxy.
On a basilisk:
Shoot me, I'm useless anyway!
I used to work on a carneval before.. I was the tin target.
Please don't shoot me, I'm nearing extinction!
On a Pegasus:
Sure I'm fast - I got a lot of HORSE power!
Sam Fisher could learn a few things from me!
If you think I'm cool now, just wait till that cloak code is polished up!
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On a scorpion
I AM EXTINCT
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For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side. It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.
QFT, Quoted For Truth
*shudder*
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On a Pegasus:
Sure I'm fast - I got a lot of HORSE power!
WOO HOO!!! (fist in air)
:lol:
Where's a turbine when you need one... xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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"COMMAND - When you absolutely positively have to F-something up!"
"I'm S.O.C. - But let's just keep that between you and me ok?"
"Snipes is my biatch!"
"Bosch Beer, is PEOPLE!"
"LUCIFER - when you absolutely positively have to kill every Mother F-er on the planet!"
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On the Lucifer:
Don't even try.
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On the Lucifer:
Lobster of Death!
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On the colossus' beam cannons.
We break for NTF saboteurs.
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On a Pegasus:
Information is ammunition!
On a Sathanas:
God complex.
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On a Pegasus:
Information is ammunition!
The support ship: "To hell with information, ammunition is ammunition!"
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For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side. It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.
Umm... what exactly is Japong's abomination?
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It's best that you remain not knowing... for your eyesockets' sake.
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The Miss Vadusa Prime? :lol:
Best you don't know... don't even look for it on the Classic Topics page :nod:!!
It's a Vasudan-morale-booster... and a reason for xenocide!
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Oh, that's Japong's abomination.....
\spartan pokes sharp sticks in his eyes. again.
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Didn't I warn you? I'm still recovering my 100/1 eyesight from that... thing... grotesque?
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you mean 1/100 vision? (vision is based on distance/font size, perfect vision is 20 feet/20 size font)
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On a Sathanas:
I have 1/100 vision so I take no chances, I'll destroy everything! :P
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On a maxim:
Reaching out and touching someone..the Terran way!
On a Sath:
Don't worry. I'ts like a pencil laser, only bigger! You won't feel a thing.
On a Lucifer:
I used to be the King. What a revolting development!
On a Orion:
You think I look like a dildo!? HELM, RAMMING SPEED!
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On an Orion.
Think I'm phallic? Go look at the Sobek.
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Orion 'Brick of Death'
Collossus 'Moron in charge!'
Sobek 'if you can read this, then get out of my ass'
Deimos 'Brick of Dispair'
Iceni 'Join us and recive 2 mops and 5 cans of half drunken Bosch Beer'
Lilith 'EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!!'
Ursa 'I own all your asses'
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On Alpha 1's ship:
"WMD"
"I'm A1. You're dead meat."
To your wingmen:
"Got killz?"
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On your wingmen:
"GOT NO KILLZ. HELP ME!"
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On the side of any wingman:
Kills: -10
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On the back of the Colossus:
Got beams?
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Oh, yea, we got beams:
:welcome:
Welcome to the HLPBB!!!!
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The side of Alpha 1's ship:
Got killz? (Moustache optional.)
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On a Meson bomb:
If you're close enough to read this, we won't need a coffin at your funeral.
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We might have to submit this thread for the Classics page...
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If you can read this, you didn't dive dive dive.
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If you can read this, you didn't dive dive dive.
Alternatively.
If you can read this, you dove but forgot to hit the burners.
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We might have to submit this thread for the Classics page...
Seconded.
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We might have to submit this thread for the Classics page...
Nah.
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Yet.
"I came, I saw, I blew it the hell up."
"Headz on board."
"My other ship was blown up by Alpha 1."
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There are lots of quotable threads. Not all of them rise to the level of "Classic". :)
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Trouble is the Classics section as is, is kind of a Derek Smart museum.
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D3r3k Sm4rt? What does he have to do with the classics section?
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On the side of a Loki:
You can't hit what you can't see...Oh ****, you can see me!
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On a fighter:
Fan number 1 of D3r3k Sm4rt!
*fighter was immediately blow by friendly fire*
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On the side of the GTI Riviera:
We <3 D3r3k Sm4rt.
(That's why Ross 128 was hit by the Shivans first.)
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When the GTVA wanted to draw out the Sathanas, they deployed an Orion with:
"D3r3k Sm4rt r0)(0r!!"
painted on it in big letters.
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GTVA's official bumper sticker:
Dead by 3000AD.
Kudos if you get the reference.
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GTVA's official bumper sticker:
Dead by 3000AD.
Kudos if you get the reference.
JAD?
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GTVA's official bumper sticker:
Dead by 3000AD.
Kudos if you get the reference.
el oh el D3r3k Sm4rt reference.
el oh el 3000AD reference.
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Sighted on the Colossus battle group in Their Finest Hour:
"No Beam-Free-All: Because BETAC doesn't have a second amendment."
"No beams, no engines, no fighter bay: yes, Command, we're giving it all we've got."
"If I total this juggernaught, my insurance will pay for a new one."
On a Setekh:
"Terran turret#weak: we'll show them what firepower is all about."
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This is a rach... a rakhshe... A Shivan cruiser!
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This is a rach... a rakhshe... A Shivan cruiser!
Seems like I've had to use this a lot today:
(http://www.fsoinstaller.com/images/necrodq3.png)
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LOL @
Real pilots fight with morning stars!
I dont stop for shivans.
Snakes on a Colossus.
Whoever came up with this , kudos, this is a great idea!
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"Sunshielded"
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On Alpha 1:
Shielded with SPF 10000000000000000000000000000000000000!
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1-800-YOU-DEAD
Resistance is futile.
Checkmate.
Light the fires and kick the wingman.
All your cruiser belong to us.
Y4USHOOTME?
I saved 15% switching to Geico (on rear of ship)
Could you check my lasers? They tend to misfire...
The Force is not with you.
Read my torpedoes.
Try harder, that tickled.
Come closer, I have a cheat code.
I've fought better AI than you. :doubt: (yes that can be taken 2 ways)
Quit swatting flies and kill the AI already!
On Autopilot, When You Improve I'll Return.
Be Back in 5 Mins.
I'd return the remains, but addresse unknown.
I'm so very BORED!
Please donate missiles to my Wingmen.
I have missile magnetism!
For increased missile size, take Miagra 2x daily.
I have more RAM, be afraid.
Shivians, try Visine...
It's not the size of the laser that counts, it's the table behind it.
Must... fly... faster...
I'd rather be golfing.
I'd rather be in a Gundam.
I'll get you next SCP release!
Please press ESC+Enter to dial an operator.
I'll end my own misery thank you!
My IP address is...
I'm hungry, you look tasty.
I know I'm ugly, help me redo my paint job?
Tech support can't help you here.
Linux Rocks! Wooo!
This ship is powered by a Apple II.
We have highly advanced auto targeting, an Etch-i-Sketch.
I can't hear yoooou... Open your cockpit.
I have BOE Syndrome and I like it.
You remember that one episode where...
Be nice, think twice.
Can't touch this.
Can I beam you later?
When I'm done, you'll wish for a BSOD.
Go back to playing StarCraft.
It's not delivery, it's deliverance.
Get TUIT!
Pretty n' Plasma.
Wake me up when your done dying.
Ah that's a few... *stretches*
Edit - A couple more.
While you're back there, check my exhaust.
This ain't like dusting crops boy.
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On a Sathanas:
We break for nobody.
All your Knossos-Portals are Belong to us.
and also: You are on the way to destruction. Make your Time. (HAHAHA!)
On a Seraphim:
Somebody is going to set you up a Bomb!
On Nephilem:
Afterburners out of Order. But shilds and armor doing quite well.
On a Capital written with tiny size 1:
If you can read this then its not a Woman - it can be only Wingmen.
On Alpha 1 Ship:
Next time i will read the whole treaty before signing up.
You may got severall Sathani. I got time compression an a suply ship.
I hate mondays.
If you arent al least a SD Deamon, i will not notice you.
ENEMY (<- in big red letters) so mightbe this will protect me from Wingmens fire.
GTVA Pilot Recruiting-Wallpaper:
Blind, dumb, alcoholic, parkinson an suicidial? Join us an become Wingman in the GTVA today. (and get free a cookie).
On the big C:
100 % Earthquacke an Shivan imune.
On Helios:
See theres Alpha (1), but I am the Omega.
On Sathanas:
I see dead People.
Come a little closer.
BF-Red on board.
We are not the Borg, but resistance is still futile.
On Cain:
If you dont stop, I tell moth .. err Lucifer.
Fenris:
Lets say undecided.
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:welcome:
Welcome to Hard Light Productions! Here are the minor offenses, and their corresponding punishments! Never comined "F", "S", or "3" in a thread! This minor offense is usually combated by the use of our standardized Flame-throwers! But, due to budget problems and a few legal concerns (lawyers don't like clients charred to their bones), there is no longer napal in the flame thrower, but rather holy water! Another major offense is disturbing our little buddy (hey! That was my lunch!) called Carl, the resident Shivan who has taken a fancy to living in our walls! Throw him your lunch, and you should be fine... But if you happen to be caught in the wall with Carl, simply take the emergancy saw, and cut off a few limbs! Carl should stop persuit, but if he doesnt... you're on your own! If you wish to leave HLP, simply walk to the back of the ship, and operate the airlocks! The only problem with that choices is the airlocks no longer work! You may check-out any time you wish, but you many not leave HLP! If you should have any concerns, simply walk to the bridge and open up the weapons locker. Inside is your standard AK-47 and Plasma Rifle! However, most of us have a bit of a hard time getting in, as only moderators, the hyper-intelligent shade of blue, and have keys in! If you are a bit weary of staying on HLP, simply blow through the airlock and try to make your way over to the Game-Warden sister-station. Be careful, though! We are out of space suits, and I hear space doesn't have much oxygen... or much of anything! Good luck and enjoy your stay!
Nice ones... keep going! I'm still out.
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On Lucifer:
The Varsuda Prime terraforming project.
Artimes D.H.:
Back in Black
Dark side of the Force.
On Sathanas:
Now take witnes of this fully armed an operational battlesta.... err ship.
Hold still and it wont hurt.
Sunroof, 6 gears, subspace drive, air condition, 4 BF-Reds - the Sathanas feeling.
Even the death cant save you.
On the Ursa @ Lucifer Mission:
Shilds are over-rated.
To much torpedoes, to less patience or mercy.
Brave pilots do not need manueverbility.
On Iceni:
Join the Rebellion - they won once, we will too.
On the NTD Uhuru
Dont even think about Star Trek ...
Moloch:
Even as we dont use the fighterbay, this doesnt mean its fake.
On Aten
If you can read this we surrender cos a club is superior compared to us.
At least we look big and scary.
I dont hurt you, you dont hurt me ...... please.
Old outdated underestimated ..... shoot me.
SG Rahu:
Firecracker class II.
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On Lucifer:
The Varsuda Prime terraforming project.
Good one :lol:, on a Zeus:
Real bomber pilots dont need shields... or armor.... or payload.... or guns. :P
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On the Iceni:
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
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JAD reference... :lol:
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"He sings pretty well for a dead guy!" :D
Moloch:
Even as we dont use the fighterbay, this doesnt mean its fake.
I've seen that fighterbay used...
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I've seen that fighterbay used...
Where?
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I think it was Technological Superiority (a user-made campaign).
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Free BBQ
On the road again....
Dead pilots made fresh daily.
RENT THIS SPACE
You were expecting something witty?
P/N 3263827
Difference is, I'm getting paid to kill you.
Your remains - paper or plastic?
AA-23
Would you like fries and a coke with that?
For Sale By Owner
THX1138
Can your shields feel that? Good...
Will trade kidney for decent ship.
LOOK >< HERE
Over 99 trillion served, and counting...
You're leaking, might want to fix that.
Air's not important, much.
Duct tape, lot's and lot's of duct tape.
J-E-L-L-O
I came... for the SPICE!
Peace in Space, Good Will toward Roids.
There can only be one.
Why are you reading this?
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On mara:
Blue screen of death! (yeah, I am color blind)
On Sathanas:
If you can read this you are to close to my beam cannon
On my own ship:
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(On a Sathanas)
-I roadkill SOC pilots.
-I think I accidently made the Capella campfire go supernova.
-Please do not bomb the little pointy arms.
(On a Shivan Comm Node)
-Someone replaced our Bosch Beer with warheads.
-We're psycho hedge trimmers on crack. See the spinny thingy?
-You got mail!
(On a Colossus)
-I smell burnt toast. Hey, where'd the reactor go?
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On the GTI Arcadia...
Panic at the Disco Inferno.
:welcome:
Welcome to Hard Light Productions! Here are the minor offenses, and their corresponding punishments! Never comined "F", "S", or "3" in a thread! This minor offense is usually combated by the use of our standardized Flame-throwers! But, due to budget problems and a few legal concerns (lawyers don't like clients charred to their bones), there is no longer napal in the flame thrower, but rather holy water! Another major offense is disturbing our little buddy (hey! That was my lunch!) called Carl, the resident Shivan who has taken a fancy to living in our walls! Throw him your lunch, and you should be fine... But if you happen to be caught in the wall with Carl, simply take the emergancy saw, and cut off a few limbs! Carl should stop persuit, but if he doesnt... you're on your own! If you wish to leave HLP, simply walk to the back of the ship, and operate the airlocks! The only problem with that choices is the airlocks no longer work! You may check-out any time you wish, but you many not leave HLP! If you should have any concerns, simply walk to the bridge and open up the weapons locker. Inside is your standard AK-47 and Plasma Rifle! However, most of us have a bit of a hard time getting in, as only moderators, the hyper-intelligent shade of blue, and have keys in! If you are a bit weary of staying on HLP, simply blow through the airlock and try to make your way over to the Game-Warden sister-station. Be careful, though! We are out of space suits, and I hear space doesn't have much oxygen... or much of anything! Good luck and enjoy your stay!
EDIT: Changed ship class
EDIT 2: WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Whats up with all the exclamation marks?
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On a Deimos:
The real king of corvettes!
On a Sobek:
The real king of corvettes!
On a Moloch:
<incoming transmission>!
On a Lilith:
It's all about quality, not quantity.
On a Aelous:
Flak you!
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On a Aelous:
Flak you!
I dunno, but that strikes me as funny if a guy on the colossus is reading it...
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(On a Shivan Comm Node)
-Someone replaced our Bosch Beer with warheads.
-We're psycho hedge trimmers on crack. See the spinny thingy?
-You got mail!
(On a Colossus)
-I smell burnt toast. Hey, where'd the reactor go?
:lol:
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On the Azrael:
ICE CREAM VAN
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Special Delivery!
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On Alpha 1's ship...
Subspace called; they want their shivans back.
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D3r3k 5m4r7 for President! (reference? :) )
FRED is coming, look busy.
On the back of the Colossus:
I don't brake for Orions.
On the back of ANY bomber:
Tailgate me and I'll...hit c-3-8!
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not c31? its more effective
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nah, by that point you get owned anyhow...
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what? this is still going?
written on alpha ones ship:
~+K to you!
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what? this is still going?
written on alpha ones ship:
~+K to you!
It's only still going because you necro'd it.
:necro:
What is this, the second time I've had to use that in this thread?
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It's only still going because you necro'd it.
:necro:
What is this, the second time I've had to use that in this thread?
Then maybe you should get that written on your ship. :P
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On the back of any shivan ship:
"Make love! Not war!"
On a Meson bomb:
"Overated firecracker"
On the back of an old, beat up Ulysses:
My wife gets to fly a Erinyes.. and i end up with THIS??!?
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:welcome:
Welcome to Hard Light Productions! Here are the minor offenses, and their corresponding punishments! Never comined "F", "S", or "3" in a thread! This minor offense is usually combated by the use of our standardized Flame-throwers! But, due to budget problems and a few legal concerns (lawyers don't like clients charred to their bones), there is no longer napal in the flame thrower, but rather holy water! Another major offense is disturbing our little buddy (hey! That was my lunch!) called Carl, the resident Shivan who has taken a fancy to living in our walls! Throw him your lunch, and you should be fine... But if you happen to be caught in the wall with Carl, simply take the emergancy saw, and cut off a few limbs! Carl should stop persuit, but if he doesnt... you're on your own! If you wish to leave HLP, simply walk to the back of the ship, and operate the airlocks! The only problem with that choices is the airlocks no longer work! You may check-out any time you wish, but you many not leave HLP! If you should have any concerns, simply walk to the bridge and open up the weapons locker. Inside is your standard AK-47 and Plasma Rifle! However, most of us have a bit of a hard time getting in, as only moderators, the hyper-intelligent shade of blue, and have keys in! If you are a bit weary of staying on HLP, simply blow through the airlock and try to make your way over to the Game-Warden sister-station. Be careful, though! We are out of space suits, and I hear space doesn't have much oxygen... or much of anything! Good luck and enjoy your stay!
:D
That is what? My third kill of the thread?
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What Alpha 1 paints on his ship after killing several hundred Shivans:
"God, doesn't anyone stay dead around here?"
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One on the Front (written in reverse for rear view mirrors):
"Smile: You're Dead"
and One for the Back:
"One word for tailgaters:
AFTERBURNER"
hip63 :p
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here's another one, after replaying one of my favorite FS2 missions..
Between the "horns" of a Satanis:
"Dive! Dive! Dive!!"
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On the back of Alpha 1:
"Look behind you!! *Runs away*"
On the Actium:
"We'll show them what real firepower's all about!!"
On the Ravana:
"Someone asked for firepower?"
On a Dragon:
"If you can read this, your waaaaay too close."
On the Manticore:
"Shivan Red Shirts since '99!"
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on a vesuvius:
MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX
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on a vesuvius:
MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX
Why the **** do spaceships have to be symmetrical?
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on a vesuvius:
MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX
Why the **** do spaceships have to be symmetrical?
It makes them look pretty. Right before they explode. :drevil:
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--On a Shivan Weak Laser Turret
-Shivan Experimental Ultraheated French Fry Launcher
--On Alpha 2, 3, and 4
-Alpha 1's meatshield. With guns.
--On a Shivan Comm Node
-Now supporting Terran communication frequencies.
--On a Shivan Comm Node after a flood of idiots attempt to communicate through it
-No longer supports Terran communication frequencies.
--On a Ulysses
-This is why you don't give flying pancakes guns.
--On a SGreen beam turret
-By the time this stupid beam's finished recharging, a fusion mortar could have done more damage. Life sucks.
--On a Deimos
-[YOUR AD HERE]
--On a painted Helios torpedo
-Taste the power of the rainbow!
--On a Manticore
-Buy McManticore's Shivan Food Products today!
--On a Shivan Mega Laser
-Why the hell didn't they make me as good as the Shivan SUPER Laser?
--On a Ravana
-The Ravana... now with even LESS beam cannon armoring! And more spikey things!
--On an Ursa
-I can't dogfight.
--On the Boanerges next to the Ursa
-I can't defend myself.
--On a Pegasus
-I'm a ninja! WOOSH!!
--On the Colossus
-Hasn't someone fixed the damn reactor yet?
--On a Cain
-I hate my twin brother.
--On the Lilith near the above Cain
-I'm about to blow up my twin brother.
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LOL! good ones.
I like this one hte best:
--On a painted Helios torpedo
-Taste the power of the rainbow!
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on an infyrno:
mispelling since 3192!
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On my ship: People that spell in any language should **** off.
That is all.
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on a vesuvius:
MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX
:wtf:
:confused:
mispelling since 3192
It's a shame that 3192 is 840 years after FS2...
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mispelling since 3192
Hmmm.... not funny.
It's a shame that 3192 is 840 years after FS2...
The quote makes as much sense either way...
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The quote makes as much sense either way...
what?
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Why did they spell it "Infyrno" anyways? :confused:
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Because, I belive, Inferno is trademarked by someone.
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On a Perseus:
-Medusa was my warm-up.
-And the pass is Intercepted!
On a Sobek:
-Don't be a pervert. Men who stare at my ass get shot down fast!
On Trebuchets:
-And you thought you were out of my league.
On Alpha 1:
-I'm not antisocial, my wingmates are just dead.
-I eat destroyers for breakfast.
On support ships:
-Don't get on my bad side; I tend to explode.
On a Pegasus:
-This blind date will kill you.
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--On a Cyclops
-I have one eye. By the time I reach you, you'll be one severed and bloody arm.
--On a painted Cyclops
-Look ma! I can use the power of the rainbow too!
--On a Perseus
-My tornadoes don't cause storms, but they'll still make nanoparticles out of you.
--On a Aeolus
-I still can't believe I got stuck with two SGreens.
--On a Leviathan
-I still can't believe I have only one of the worst anti-capital beam in the game.
--On Alpha 1's fighter
- ...
--On Alpha 2's fighter
-Shoot me!
--On Alpha 3's fighter
-Shoot me, too!
--On Alpha 4's figher
-Do not shoot. Contains Bosch Beer.
--On a Shivan Comm Node
-Do not shoot. Contains very important and volatile stuff.
--On an TC-TRI (Triton cargo)
-Do not shoot. Contains cheese.
--On an Aeolus
-Do not shoot. Seriously. I will flak you a new one.
--On a Dragon
-I'm a dragon.
--On a Mara
-I'm a mara.
--On an Aeshma
-I'm an Aeshma.
--On a Manticore
-I'm a red-shirt.
--On an Anubis with explosives strapped on
-Warning: DO NOT POKE
--On a Shivan
-Warning: Petting may result in accidently death or dismemberment.
--On an Ursa
-We've been saving the human race since 2335.
--On a Pegasus
-I'm a ninja.
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Sathanas bumpers:
"Pain is 4 BFReds leaving your body."
"Attention Maras: This Vessel Has Right of Way"
Collossus bumpers:
On BGreen turret: "Are you still there, Alpha 1?"
On Collossus engine subsystem in Their Finest Hour: "**** you, :v: !"
(If you don't get it... the Colly is disabled in TFH, and Command won't shut up and let the Colly captain tell him that they can't jump out anyway.)
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On a Fenris:
"Be glad this isent a Leviathan"
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Finally back with some more :D:
On a shivan fighter: I don't think you understand what the term "outnumbered" means...
On the back of a Deimos: Pilot, if you can read this, you have made a serious tactical error.
On a NTF Leviathan: The bad guys always shoots better.
On any ship coming out of subspace: Death from... uh... this exiting vector.
On a Sathanas: Abandon all hope, those who fight me.
On Alpha 1: Mobile Tatical RAID.
On any Hecate on the front line: Bitting more than I can chew.
On any Shivans after the first Sat is destroyed: I could be retreating or calling in the big guns. Your choice.
On a GTVA beam cannon: the polite GTVA way of saying: You're not welcome.
On a GTVA fighter: I went beyond the 2nd Knossos and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.
On any shivan ships beyond the 2nd Knossos: NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!
On a Aelous: Flak cannons, when you want to get rid of that pesky thing called "enemy fighter craft".
On a Orion: What if everyone fired all their beams at the same time?
On a Sathanas: Backstabber, eh? Wait'til I turn around. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait...
On a Orion: Orion class DESTROYER. The name says it all.
On a NTF warship: As a matter of fact, I do own the system.
On the first Knossos: WARNING: The makers of Knossos are not responsible for attracting heavy shivan presence to your location.
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OOHH OOH what about this
WARNING !! Meson bomb onboard will explode on impact :nod:
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On an Aeolus:
You will be flakked alive.
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:lol:
On an Aeolus:
You will be flakked alive.
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just started derelict.. so.. here's another one:
"Go ahead! Shoot me! I'll buy more duct tape"
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On the Lucifer after bombarding Vasuda Prime:
OMG! PWNED!
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On a rear view mirror of a fighter:
Warning: Shivans are closer than they appear.
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:lol:
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On the ICENI:
- I'm out of touch with reality
- PULSING with anticipation
- good morning Vietnam...ermm shivans!
- get one in every Kinder Surprise...I mean asteroid!
On a ZEPHYRUS
- having gas problems
- light me up!
- eat my FART!
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On the front of the Lucifer: "This side facing enemy."
On Alpha 1 with weapons forced to any beam: "Hold still please."
On the projectile from a Shivan Super Laser: "Look, ma! I'm like the Energizer Bunny! I keep going and going and going..."
Big sign hovering just past the Knossos portal: "This is what happens when you screw with subspace... we make your sun go BOOM!"
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Next to earth: Mostly harmless
on the lucifer: not harmless at all.
At knossos portal: We apologize for the inconvienince
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On a Trebuchet: "Yes. Yes, I am"
On a Maxim: "The only REAL gun since 2162"
On a Lamprey: "I'm not useless, I... wait."
On a TAG-C: "Where am I?"
On Terran Blob Turrets: "Give me Insurgency, or give me obolesence!"
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On an Aeolus:
You will be flakked alive.
More like, On an Aeolus:
"Start a debate with my fanbois and you will be flakked alive." :D
On a GTNB Pharos: "I think, therefore I am... just not in physical form."
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--On a SGreen:
-Please do not touch the massive lightbulb.
--On a BFGreen:
-Do not touch the really really massive lightbulb.
--On a Meson Bomb:
-Do not touch. Seriously.
--On a Shivan Super Laser:
-The Universe's Largest Flaming Nailgun
--On a Shivan Comm Node:
-Automated Baseball Bat With Radio Accessory
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-- On a Pegasus --
- If you can read this GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY -
-- On a Mara --
- Cannon Fodder -
-- On any Wingmate --
- Somewhat Efficient Cannon Fodder -
-- On the Colossus --
- Super Soaker™ -
-- On the Sathanas --
- I Survived The Capella Supernova! --
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GTDR Amazon:
"I pwn Aeshmas"
SSG Rahu:
"Pull my finger"
GTI Arcadia:
"You'd think i'd have Beams"
GTF Hercules(any FS1 design really):
"Why do Terran ships look so weird in FS2?"
GTT Elysium:
"One way ticket to Five Armed Flailing Firebutts"
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Sathanas: We PWnz joo with our beams joo loser
*enemy ship warps in behind*
*later after Sathanas has been repared*
Sathanas: Please dont jump in behind us, please?
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On a meson Bomb- "Light fuse and stand well back, no I mean it WELL BACK"
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On a meson Bomb- "Light fuse and stand well back, no I mean it WELL BACK"
No, it's "Light Fuse, Run Away, Very Fast"
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Some of the messages may have been posted before, didn;t read the whole thread.
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Those definitely weren't posted earlier.
Those are funny. :lol: Got any more?
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The last one is the best! :lol:
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A Couple
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Where do you get these? Do you just make them?
I wish I could get a set for my car...
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It would be fun to see these on the side of a ship ingame, à la Bosch Beer container :lol:
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Where do you get these? Do you just make them?
I wish I could get a set for my car...
Yep, 2 minute PSP jobs. Would have though the general dodginess would have given that away :)
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Aeolus:
YOUR FIGHTER HAS PREFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHOT DOWN!!!
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On the Taranis:
If you find a captured Shivan cruiser, DON'T PICK IT UP! Call a grown-up immediately.
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SATH:
All your nodes are belong to us!
Lucifers:
Pownz0r U!
Bemz p0war!
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Pardon me if these suck...
on a Helios: Swallow this!
On a ursa: My other bomber is a boanergses.
on the colossus: My other colossus is a colossus 3000 (Derek smart + JAD ring a bell?)
On a Sathanas: All your capellas are belong to us!
On the back: If you can read this, your lucky i can't turn this piece of **** around.
On Alpha one's ship: I like Uranus
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I have a few variations. Which is the best?
GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Getting that perfect closeup of a supernova : priceless.
or:
GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Getting the perfect Capellan tan : priceless.
or:
GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Watching the Shivans pwn Command again : priceless.
or:
GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Watching Terran Command frak up again : priceless.
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For everytihing else, there's a supernova.... :lol:..or a shivan xenocidal invasion
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On an orion nameplate
GTD omgwe'resofrakinscrewed
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On any GTVA capship:
INSUREANCE NOT PAID - PLEASE DON'T SHOOT...YET!
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On AWACS: Warning- AWACS in 3rd person!
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On Alpha 1:
It's really just a case of mind over matter: I don't mind and you don't matter.
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"DIVEDIVEDIVEHITYOURBURNERSPILOT!!!!!"
"Wha-"
*Splat*
"ugh.... huh?"
*LOL, noob. Scared you didn't we. :V:"
-J.P.
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The fall of a great thread. It was even funny for the first few pages.
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"It it ain't b0rked, don't fix it!"
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Sathanas:
"If you can read this, it's too late to dive... Jackass!!! :nod:"
Another Sathanas:
"All your Suns belong to us!"
Lucifer:
"All your planets belong to us!"
Another Lucifer:
"For Huminoid Pest Control call 1-800-Blow-This-Planet"
Random player ship:
"Baby on Board!"
Ravanna:
"We only suck half as much as a Rakshasa!"
Rakshasa:
"DUDE! I'm right fricken here!!!"
Arcadia:
"Who the hell designed me? A major station with no real anti-capital capability. GET OFF THE CRACK COMMAND!!!"
Lucifer:
"Don't worry, you'll be dead fairly quickly. Just lay back and let the Super Laser do its thing."
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On the projectile from a Shivan Super Laser: "Look, ma! I'm like the Energizer Bunny! I keep going and going and going..."
How far do those SSLs go?
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If I am reading the table and doing the math correctly... 30 klicks! :eek2:
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yup. you can snipe anything with that thing.... it's fun :D
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I actually never had much success against fighters/bombers with SSLs. I mean, the thing moves at like 3000mps, but you can't lead the target properly if it's any distance away. I only like it for the one-shot kill.
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The fall of a great thread. It was even funny for the first few pages.
Yes, some people do forget that we're going for wordplays (something SHORT that would go on a BUMPER sticker, not a This Quote Is As Long As A Sathanas) NOT: Sathanas:
"If you can read this, it's too late to dive... Jackass!!! :nod:"
Another Lucifer:
"For Huminoid Pest Control call 1-800-Blow-This-Planet" (BTW, only supposed to be seven digits long :rolleyes:)
Random player ship:
"Baby on Board!"
Arcadia:
"Who the hell designed me? A major station with no real anti-capital capability. GET OFF THE CRACK COMMAND!!!"
Lucifer:
"Don't worry, you'll be dead fairly quickly. Just lay back and let the Super Laser do its thing."
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to long, but the one about the lucy was farily humerous. some of the best are the ones about flack, short and to the point.
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yup. you can snipe anything with that thing.... it's fun :D
They're very effective against fighters/bombers just coming out of subspace... However, I forgot I changed my weapons once with cheats, and tried taking out a Helios bomb with SSLs once... Yeah, not good. Wound up killing the ship I was escorting (4 of em linked).
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Wound up killing the ship I was escorting (4 of em linked).
LMAO! ;) Good way to get traitored it two seconds.
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anyone tried using the SSL in PI? the mass on that thing is seriously jacked
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The fall of a great thread. It was even funny for the first few pages.
Random player ship:
"Baby on Board!"
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On 3rd Fleet HQ : Moron on board : Shoot at me! ;7
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good one!
On a shivan fighter:
"Frag me!"
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wingman: " no need to rely on me" >_<
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On any shivan ship:
<incoming transmission>
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My co-pilot is a shivan
My great-grandfather talked with the Anicients
Headz Transporter
Capella tourism service
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modifying 1 of them
My gunner is shivan
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explains why he sucks :p :D
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I need glasses!
Ups...Friendly Fire..
I communicate via plasma burns.
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On the side of a Sath:
"Advertise here!"
On A1's wingmen:
"Space junk in training."
On a torpedo:
"To: Shivans; From: Alpha 1."
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If we're writing on bombs...
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On any SC 5:
S Cargo
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THIS IS REAr ADmiral Koth.COLLOSUS WE WILL CREAM YOU!!!!!!!(I thought that guy was crazy)
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wasnt his name Koth or something like that? i know the repulse was his ship.
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wasnt his name Koth or something like that? i know the repulse was his ship.
I remember now il fix that.I haven't played Fs2 in a while.
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d00d had3z y0r s1g 1s liek l0ng3h th4n M0b's
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d00d had3z y0r s1g 1s liek l0ng3h th4n M0b's
Nice spam from hell. ;7 :D
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i'm suprised thats within the character limit.
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Yes, some people do forget that we're going for wordplays (something SHORT that would go on a BUMPER sticker, not a This Quote Is As Long As A Sathanas)
Yes I did forget YOUR standard, so I guess I can simply choose to ignore it retroactively...
Besides do you even have a bumper sticker?
My friend has one on his car: "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and go good with" (? I forgot?)" Which I based mine in comparision with his real life length, I though I was ok...
That is all...
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(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/450/afd200_450.jpeg)
(http://www.gothicgallery.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/LgDoNotMeddleInTheAffairsOfDragonsT-shirt.jpg)
PS someone drag this guy in to work with TBP... http://divided-legends.4players.de/juwelboard/index.php?action=view&id=26&board=6
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I destroyed an vesudan ace on my second mission
I captured an Traitor
I made the first shivan kill
I played a critical role in the shield research
I watched the Galatea die
I defeated the Hammer Of Light
I helped scientists with the way to...
I destroyed the Lucifer
I destroyed the GTI rebellion
I fought in a nebula full of danger
I defeated the NTF rebellion
I destroyed a Sathanas
I prevented the Shivans from pushing further into GTVA Space
And all I got is this lousy T-Shirt?
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Meh, contact us when you do something important....
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of Shivans, for you are crunchy and taste good with hot plasma" ;7 :wakka:
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On the Psamtik : Eat at HEADZ!!! :wakka:
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On the Psamtik:
My nav officer SUCKS!
Sath bait!
On the Memphis:
Second fiddle..
On the Aquitaine:
I can killz a Moloch!
7 friggin engines, loads of fighters and flak...and I STILL get disabled!
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Has anyone ever re-disabled the Aquitaine and then saved it from all the shivan waves? Iirc, the engines are only repaired to like 1%... you can get a fighter on your tail and force it to kill the engines (by dodging the shots).
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I love my Shivan.
ShivaSnackz : 100% balanced nutrition for your favorite bionic xenocidal friend!
Capella : Suntan capital of the galaxy!
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DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!
Freaking A! I actually dropped my glass of water when he screamed that.
On any aspect seeking missile:
Sup.
On Alpha 1:
Capital ship? Hang on while I ~0.
On Alpha 1's primaries:
This is mah BOOMSTICK!
On a Dragon:
I do not breathe fire. I PEW PEW!
On a Cain:
I don't have a cane.
On a Lindos:
What're you looking at, punk?
Beauty is in the eye of gunnery control.
On a Claymore mk2:
I ARE AN X-WING
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On the side on a Cain...
"Don't call me sugar!"
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On the Psamtik:
LOST!
Will kill for directions!
on a Lilith
NEVER mistake me for a Cain!
on a Cain
I wished you'd mistake me for Lilith..please?
on the Colossus
Ooooh - what does this bottun do?
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On the Bastion:
Need a subspace node collasped? Call 1800-BASTION!
On the Hercules:
I can't lift worlds, but i can kill superdestroyers.
On the Pegasus:
Catch me if you can!
Terrans:
Will kill for Vespene!
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lol Vespene gas... SC
I had a good one... but it slipped my dumb head. :doubt:
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Heh. Starcraft is classic.
On a Shivan Cruiser:
I am an SC. Korean girls love me.
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:rofl:
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I know that this thread has been done for a while, but I think that it should be a classic. who's with me?
Oh, and :necro:
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that was suggested in the first few pages. Goob said no.
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nah, the "And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear" should be a classic!
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nah, the "And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear" should be a classic!
I second that.
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On the Aeolus."Flak You!!!!!!"
Thirded
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Curse you! that was in my siggy a while back! :lol:
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Somebody put up a vote... classic bumper sticker thread, classic hurled into the void of spam, or classic both; with links to both in the description... ofc, Goob has veto, but still... maybe he just thought no one would think them a classic.
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Uhh both.After were done spamming them to submission. ;)
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Vote! (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,48328.0.html)
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Does not "classic" mean that something has remained popular for a great long time, or something like that?
Regardless of the exact definition, I believe being around for a very long time is a prerequisite of "Classic" status, and I don't believe either of those threads fit that.
Don't get me wrong, I love these threads and cracked up reading them, but I just don't think they have any hope of being made classics... yet.
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join the GTVA, because we really do car (Our command sucks)
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Back again with a few more: :)
On a Seraphis: Based on fly: as annoying as a fly, as easy to kill as a fly.
On a Mara: Based on a squashed cockroach, with guns, yuck!
On a Boanerges: Based on: ok, I have no idea what we were drinking that day.
On a Pegasus: How's my stealthing? 1-800-GTVA, hey, wait!
On a Pegasus: I respect your privacy...
On Alpha 1 ship: God made Earth in 7 days, I killed everything in 6 shots.
On Alpha 1 ship: It's not what guns you have, it's just how you shoot.
On Alpha 1 ship in the last mission: So many targets, so little time!
On Alpha 1 ship again on the last mission: This would be really funny if my subspace drive was working.
On any wingman: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
On any ship in a nebula: Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
On a shivan ship: Learn from your past mistakes, dont f*** with shivans!
On a GTVA ship: If this ship is flying right it's been stolen. Help!
On a shivan capital ship: If we're coming your way, dive! Dive! Dive! Hit your burners, pilot!
On a Zeus: Heavily under-armored for your safety.
On a GTVA capital ship: If at first you dont succeed, shoot again.
On a Hatsheptsut: We have no hats, sheeps nor suits.
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Back again with a few more: :)
On any wingman: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
:wakka:
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lol, bombed while bombing?
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On Alpha 1 ship again on the last mission: This would be really funny if my subspace drive was working.
:lol:. Just :lol:. I don't even know why I think that is so funny. (I guess I'm also thinking of the mission in FS1 where you have to scan the Lucifer and your subspace drive breaks down.)
And: :lol:
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On a Dragon: Yes, I've heard of "decaf". What's your point?
On a wingmen's ship: Dont be stupid, command hates competition!
On a Vasudan ship: Dont be stupid, terrans hate competition!
On a GTVA ship: To err is human, to blame it on Alpha 1 shows commnad potential.
On a GTVA ship: To err is human, to blame it on the shivans, look what happens!
On Alpha 1's ship: So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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On Commands Yacht:I get paid for nothing. :P
On Colossus:Sathanas STOP SHOOTING ME!!. :P
I have more i am just to lazy to think right now.(9:00 at my house).
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On the Icanus:
Hi..... Bye...
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On a Dragon: Yes, I've heard of "decaf". What's your point?
On a wingmen's ship: Dont be stupid, command hates competition!
Priceless!
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Frickin SWEET!
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command ain't stupid! its just bad FREDing that makes him say things that dont make sense!
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ON ALPHA 1:
"I think, therefore I am (alive)!"
ON WINGMAN:
"Braaaainzzzzz"
ON COMMAND CENTER:
"Present in body, but not in mind!"
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Type Heavy Assault
Manufacturer Triton Dynamics
Manuverability Average
Max Velocity 65.0 - 70.0 mps
Max AB Velocity 130.0 mps
Armor Heavy
Hitpoints 325
Shields 500
Length 17 m
(http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/images/Erinyes320X240.jpg)
On the side of the Erinyes fighter (8 gunpoints!):
Wanna play chicken?
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I think this thread has long outlived its usefulness.