Aboard The GTVA Colossus Before its death..
Captain: Well were disabled and were screwed, might as well get drunk and through in some smokes.
2 minutes later
Captain: This is some good crap.
Crew: oooooooaoeo ya!
Gunnery Control: This stuff is the best *puff* too much smoke (faints)
Command: Colossus were pulling you out!
Colossus: No way command, we'll let the bunnies live, the bunnies must live.
(cuts to Gilligan's Island)
Skipper! Theres a red and black thingy in the sky!
Whats wrong with you? Theres nothing near here.
(back to the Colossus)
Pretty red bunnies are coming to hide in our ship through those light thingys! Their screeching with joy too!
BOOM!
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Head of the Beyond Campaign for FS2.
The year 2375, The Beginning, Deneb. The ship, the GTD Messana, do you know where the NTF is?