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Offline The E

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HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
It's time for another run at getting HLP people killed! If you own XCOM2 and want to be in this, please create a soldier for yourself and send it to me. If you don't, signups can happen through the usual means.

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Turambar
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« Last Edit: February 16, 2016, 02:03:25 pm by The E »
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 
Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
Sick. Does the "Usual means" mean PM?

 

Offline The E

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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
PM, or posting here.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 
Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
bagsy the sniper
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
I wanna be a tank again :(
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[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
I wanna be expendable meatshield again!
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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
i revise my last post, i want to be a specialist and spoon can be my robot?
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
I wanna be a tank again :(

No tanks in here, I'm afraid. Not even SHIVs.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 
Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
they've all been replaced with ion array frigates
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

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Sign me up as a specialist.
If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong

 

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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
What's the class with the Drone? Specialist, right? - Sign me up as one of those please...

DOWN WITH THE ADVENT! ALL HAIL OUR MANMADE AI OVERLORDS!
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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
Let's take Earth back.

Sign me up as a sniper. Don't care how I look.
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As posted in the other thread, count me in, whatever suits you or I guess... Heavy.

 

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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
Sign me up as... iunno. Something.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
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Offline The E

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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
[Right, let's get this started then. OOC comments will appear in square brackets, like this one.]

I awake abruptly. This is not new, this has happened dozens of times before; A sudden invasion of consciousness where there was nothing (something? anything?) before. Memories stir: of briefings, of hours spent directing people from the safety of an XCOM JTIC system, of desperate defenses, forlorn hopes, grand victories and crushing defeats.

But something is new.



Usually, I awake in my quarters at XCOM base. This time, people are talking to me, no, about me. I try to move, but can't; I try to talk, but can't.

What the ****?



Is that ... Bradford? But I do not meet him here. I meet him in the command center, after breakfast. What is happening?

....Why is this familiar?



Oh. That's why.

What the **** is going on?

Things are happening to me. I drift in and out of consciousness; it feels as if I am having the most invasive dental procedure ever.



I see an Ethereal, making his gestures at me. Then I wake up, again, but it seems for good this time. I am no longer in the sickbay that escaped from a horror movie; it seems these are living quarters. Bradford is there.

He looks ... old. The Bradford I know is young, an up-and-coming officer seconded from some US Army outfit somewhere.

He fills me in. I am not sure I believe him. He tells me that XCOM was wiped out in the early days of the alien invasion, 20 years ago (But that didn't happen! They tried, yes, but we beat them!) (Or did we?) (I remember both... but that's not possible?); that he, Shen and Valen escaped. That he and Shen found the wreck of an old logistics ship the aliens lost early on, tried to patch it up as best they could without attracting attention.
Meanwhile, the Aliens dismantled our governments one by one. Promises of life eternal, life amongst the stars, friendship with a coalition of friendlies.

"Advent", they call it.



Did noone tell them that humans are conditioned to see black and red as bad?

Would they care?

"Okay, you're telling me we're ****ed. We have no ressources, no allies. Noone but the couple dozen people rattling around in this wreck."

"Yes."

"I am going to assume there's a reason why you freed me, aside from my good looks."

"There is. Something's changed. Advent has long-standing incentive programs to get people into the cities. People have abandoned the rural areas, everyone but the most stubborn eventually went there. But when we look at the cities, they do not seem fuller. People are disappearing, and we don't know why or where to. Now we're getting reports that entire villages have fallen off the map. It seems to me that the aliens are working to a timetable, and whatever their goal is, it's near. We need to start striking back. Show everyone out there that XCOM is still there."

"And I assume you have a first goal in mind?"

"I do. There's a big monument they recently unveiled in Chicago. We're going to bring it down."




And so we do.

Vigilo Confido.

We're back.

[I am not going to cover the intro mission, as no HLPXCOM people were involved in it. Say hello to the first few proper members the RNG spit out:






Yes, I am in there. No, I do not have a split personality.]
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
So hi, I'm a rookie. Or a scientist. Or drive the Skyranger. Whatever!
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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
I would like to join as any sort of soldier, or engineer, or pilot. Let's go get some aliens!

 

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Count me in pretty please. I'd just like to get the first Argentinian you get free.
Looks and role don't matter, but just soldier. I want to die in a blaze of glory someday :D
el hombre vicio...

 

Offline Turambar

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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
I'm on the team now!  Yay!

I hope my contribution or my death is memorable.
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

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Re: HLPXCOM2 - Get the hell off my planet
Ahem.  You appear to have forgotten me and my shotfun.  Though I hear there's now a melee spec too, so I'd take that as well.  And no, don't have the game to pre-create for you, sorry.
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